I cannot even conceive of being that guy. I bet John Terry even gees his kids up that way before the school run.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 12:48 (eleven years ago) link
it's a totally different thing with rugby, half the aim is to physically intimidate and overpower the opposition, and every second involves a full on physical confrontation.
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 13:30 (eleven years ago) link
have you seen England play football?
― only Brod can judge me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
back of the net
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link
not since venables, no.
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:36 (eleven years ago) link
This is making me realise that there'd've been somebody pulling that shit in the trenches at the Somme. An experience I'd thought couldn't have been any worse.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:39 (eleven years ago) link
"He put himself on the line for England. He’s someone you want to sit beside in the trenches."
"There is no doubt that he has been a warrior of a footballer, lion-hearted, patriotic and ever prepared to risk injury for the cause. You’d want him beside you in the trenches but maybe not in your home."
"someone I’d want with me in the trenches. He’s a winner and would always put his head where it hurts and lead his country with passion."
"in the trenches"+"john terry"About 80,400 results (0.39 seconds)
― studge_siren.gif (onimo), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
When contemplating your imminent death, caught on barbed wire and suffocating in thick mud, you'd want to spend your last few minutes pretending you really want it to someone you don't like.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
Zlatan delivers.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link
More evidence that he can't do it against top opposition
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link
Haha
― pandemic, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link
That was actually a really good goal.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
Zlatan puts clown shoes on Shawcross.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
Hat trick. Beautiful.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link
He is a god.
― Go Narine, Go! (ShariVari), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
Joe Hart has been crap all night.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
osman's been lovely
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link
!!!!!
― Go Narine, Go! (ShariVari), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link
oh yes
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
Fucking hell
― pandemic, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
:D
― jabba hands, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
off he trots, not particularly giving a shit
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link
Haven't enjoyed a friendly so much for ages. OMG.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link
Damn, stream died and I missed that one. Still, quite the hattrick.
And is this how Sweden are going to roll from now on?
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link
You've gotta see the 4th IK!
― pandemic, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
Just caught a replay, lol. And lol at all of centurion Stevie's questions being about Zlatan!
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ASuiv.png
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:31 (eleven years ago) link
And I guess that's the end of the Zlatan debate
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:31 (eleven years ago) link
never
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link
My word that's astonishing
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link
the problem with not watching England friendlies is that once every 200 matches something worth seeing happens
― only Brod can judge me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link
(just saw the proper angle)
finest human of his generation
― this poster (VVVVVV) invented winbolo (cozen), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link
just seen it. flukey.
― only Brod can judge me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link
this one?
http://i.minus.com/i7UuKja2NuIbQ.gif
― dansplaining (dan m), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, coulda gone anywhere
― only Brod can judge me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link
As with most balls that are struck with the foot, yes.
― boxall, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link
Do you think he meant it?
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link
coach always said to put it on goal and good things would happen
― dansplaining (dan m), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link
of course that was ice hockey
that's genuinely one of the best goals of all time
― Number None, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link
i bet if you watch all of sweden's friendlies he has done that 99 times before one finally went in
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link
done it when it mattered tho
in the 91st min when already winning a meaningless friendly against crappy opposition
― this poster (VVVVVV) invented winbolo (cozen), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link
To be fair to the lad, how often can the opportunity possibly arise?
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link
This is both true and also a kinda stupid thing to say
Hodgson - Ibrahimovic being kept on cost us a result.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
still doesn't top trevor sinclair for me.
joe hart tho, love seeing him fail.
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link
actually does get better on repeated viewings, in terms of the technique.
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link
tho still not better than john barnes v blackburn, obviously.
ibrahimovic is a pile of shit, cowardly flash waster who never performs when it matters and is labelled "unorthodox" cos he can't play basic football. most overrated player i can think of.
― When a German communicates, you listen (LocalGarda), Friday, October 7, 2011 11:12 PM (1 year ago)
― NAMES A CUNTZ FAE RENFRA (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:52 (eleven years ago) link