how about under the sea?
― Number None, Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link
might lead to an increase in diving
All those Apollo missions were just to put down the corner flags
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:41 (eleven years ago) link
it's a great idea
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link
Another great idea:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1aRJO3jw_w
― all the people on the right, boogaloo (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link
groovy
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:48 (eleven years ago) link
Kazakhstan 2024, if it happens mark it down I *will* be there.
― dansplaining (dan m), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
Ah now
― Chip-vill-A (imago), Thursday, 8 October 2020 21:31 (three years ago) link
An all-Ireland playoff would have been poetry. Poetry!
― Chip-vill-A (imago), Thursday, 8 October 2020 21:37 (three years ago) link
Scotland leading Serbia 1-0. Serbia equalise in the 90th minute.
Slovakia leading NI 1-0. NI equalise in the 87th minute.
Iceland leading Hungary 1-0. Hungary equalise in the 88th minute - and lead 2-1 by the 91st..
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 12 November 2020 21:36 (three years ago) link
Also, how is Paddy McNair still only 25?
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 12 November 2020 21:37 (three years ago) link
Steve Clarke better not try to come back to Scotland if we lose this, stay in Serbia, open up a little B&B on the Adriatic Coast and change his name to Clarkic.
― Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 November 2020 21:54 (three years ago) link
... actually I don't think Serbia has an Adriatic Coast.
― Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 November 2020 21:56 (three years ago) link
It’s the hope that kills you.
― hamicle, Thursday, 12 November 2020 21:56 (three years ago) link
Poor subs. Bad time to hope that McBurnie might come good.
― hamicle, Thursday, 12 November 2020 21:57 (three years ago) link
(xp) No, it's taking off your most creative players with three minutes to go and sending on three fucking carthorses.
― Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 November 2020 21:57 (three years ago) link
... also three of your potential penalty takers.
― Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 November 2020 21:58 (three years ago) link
And Serbia are fucking shite too. Aaaaarrrgghhh!!!!
― Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 November 2020 22:01 (three years ago) link
xp covered that with poor subs. Only reason for those subs was the notion of seeing it out. Clearly wasn’t thinking about pens.
― hamicle, Thursday, 12 November 2020 22:03 (three years ago) link
Yes, well send Armstrong and Griffiths on, not Kenny McLean and Calum Paterson.
― Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 November 2020 22:04 (three years ago) link
Would have been better not making the change at all
― hamicle, Thursday, 12 November 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link
Davie Davie Davie! I love you!
― Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 November 2020 22:22 (three years ago) link
!!!!!!!!!!!!
― hamicle, Thursday, 12 November 2020 22:23 (three years ago) link
they can't VAR that one huh
― imago, Thursday, 12 November 2020 22:23 (three years ago) link
All is forgiven
― hamicle, Thursday, 12 November 2020 22:24 (three years ago) link
Clarke should still be hung for taking off Ryan Christie and putting on Calum Paterson.
― Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 November 2020 22:26 (three years ago) link
Hope he's learned his lesson.
fuck me
― Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 12 November 2020 22:30 (three years ago) link
got a wee bit misty-eyed there. I was 13 during France 1998, I'm 36 now. a long time to wait
― Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 12 November 2020 22:31 (three years ago) link
I've always liked David Marshall.
― Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 November 2020 22:34 (three years ago) link
15 then, 37 now. Was almost greetin with Christie there.
― hamicle, Thursday, 12 November 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link
Had the 'rona did the boy.
― Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 November 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link
Or was that his roommate?
― Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 November 2020 22:38 (three years ago) link
Fucking absolutely delighted! Like Jim I was 13 during France ‘98, really hope this stupid tournament goes ahead as planned, got tickets for the England game and all
― crisp, Thursday, 12 November 2020 22:41 (three years ago) link
I'm ancient enough to remember taking tournaments for granted so I'm pleased for all you late 30s young uns :)
― ALAB (onimo), Thursday, 12 November 2020 23:01 (three years ago) link
Good movement tonight, wee triangles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrjnJ15uOXk
― ALAB (onimo), Thursday, 12 November 2020 23:49 (three years ago) link
fucking yaldi - I'm no greetin, yer greeetin yadayada yassssssss
― knowing for certain the first touch of the light will finish you (fionnland), Thursday, 12 November 2020 23:53 (three years ago) link
never in doubt
― redalph, lord xyzzzz__ (||||||||), Thursday, 12 November 2020 23:53 (three years ago) link
Ryan Christie what a lad— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) November 13, 2020
liam otm
― redalph, lord xyzzzz__ (||||||||), Friday, 13 November 2020 11:38 (three years ago) link
How does someone like Oli McBurnie end up an international/premier league level footballer despite clearly not being a footballer?
― Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Sunday, 15 November 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link
no, sir, I cannot boogie
― ||||||||, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 22:30 (three years ago) link
he plays in the Barclays premier league so he must be good, lads
― Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 23:12 (three years ago) link
Hasn't anyone in England noticed that Lyndon Dykes is like ten times as good as him? Anyway, great way to celebrate qualifying for the Euros, lose the next two games to two shit teams. I'd be upset if I had any idea what the Nations League (Cup?) is and what it's for.
― Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 23:15 (three years ago) link
iirc it mostly determines whether you get to play other good teams in friendlies(ie nations league games) or other shit teams. Win your league and you get promoted, do it a couple of times and you may get to group A. Get to the last four of group A and you go to the finals, win that and you qualify for the Euros ( see Portugal). Noone really cares about it tho it does mean england get to play better teams more regularly than they were doing say 10 years ago. Of course all these "elite" teams could have just arranged better friendlies in the first place but whatever.
― oscar bravo, Thursday, 19 November 2020 00:17 (three years ago) link
Oscar Bravo is close but I've studied UEFA's various tournaments, qualifiers and play-offs some depth and I have ascertained that what essentially happens is that Scotland play Israel over and over again for the right to play Israel. That right is determined by a combination of things such as "have you played Israel in the past ten minutes?"
― Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Thursday, 19 November 2020 12:33 (three years ago) link
the algorithms have obviously decide that Scotland and Israel are the most compatible teams and from now on you will have your own competition
― Bandscamp Fryday (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 November 2020 12:39 (three years ago) link
*deletes ill-advised post about Islamification saving us*
― Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Thursday, 19 November 2020 12:45 (three years ago) link
Aren't we always playing the Czech Republic too? But, yes, the Israel thing is ridiculous.
― Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 November 2020 13:05 (three years ago) link
it does mean england get to play better teams more regularly than they were doing say 10 years ago
it does mean england get to play better teams found out more regularly than they were doing say 10 years ago
... fixed that for you. Iceland, by the way?
― Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 November 2020 13:09 (three years ago) link
i also stand corrected in that i thought nations league games only had other tournament ramifications for the Euros but it appears that wales by being a group B nations league winner get to go into a world cup play off if they fuck up their world cup qualifying group.
― oscar bravo, Thursday, 19 November 2020 16:04 (three years ago) link
although we can't be many years removed from a 64 team world cup where there are multiple group stages and only one team is eliminated per stage and the whole tourney takes place over the course of 2 months.
― oscar bravo, Thursday, 19 November 2020 16:07 (three years ago) link
essentially happens is that Scotland play Israel over and over again for the right to play Israel. That right is determined by a combination of things such as "have you played Israel in the past ten minutes?"― Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Thursday, 19 November 2020 12:33 (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Thursday, 19 November 2020 12:33 (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink
Lads you'll never fucking guess who Scotland got in the world cup
― Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Monday, 7 December 2020 18:10 (three years ago) link
Come oan tae fuck!
― ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Monday, 7 December 2020 18:19 (three years ago) link
Not bad group though. Apart from the Faroe Islands.
― ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Monday, 7 December 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link
a tournament fans won't be able to attend: scotland qualify
a tournament in hellish heat at christmas time (with probably only a %age of fans able to attend): scotland 100% qualifying
― sir kieth scamper QC (||||||||), Monday, 7 December 2020 20:18 (three years ago) link
No ILE thread for this yet?
― nashwan, Wednesday, 9 June 2021 23:24 (two years ago) link
this is it i guess?
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 9 June 2021 23:27 (two years ago) link
i would try and be excited about this but i don't expect a good result from scotland's first two games. im also working for the england game and am not sure i can get it off :/
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 9 June 2021 23:50 (two years ago) link
ok i got the afternoon off for the scotland v england game and now im all in. yes sir i CAN boogie!
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:44 (two years ago) link
I’m irrationaly excited about this
― groovemaaan, Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:47 (two years ago) link
ive just also thought to myself - "you work from home and can essentially watch most of these games" and im excited
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:49 (two years ago) link
I was looking at the draw and it seems like the winner of the England Scotland Group D will almost definitely have to play France, Portugal or Germany in the 2nd round, but the runner up plays the runner up from Group E, which is probably just like Sweden or some other not-Spain team. England would be mad to try and get a win against Croatia
Working/training online til 11 that day and will have to perfect my definitely concentrating face
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:55 (two years ago) link
Might double dip on a copa America quarter final straight after
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:56 (two years ago) link
oof, im going to have to create a schedule for myself
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 10 June 2021 23:12 (two years ago) link
EuroCopaGlol'd CupOlympics
Gonna be a tasty summer
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 10 June 2021 23:45 (two years ago) link
I'm irrationally unexcited about this. Just can't work up any interest at all.
― Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Friday, 11 June 2021 07:59 (two years ago) link
England would be mad to try and get a win against Croatia
And England never win their opening match whereas Croatia tend to. For some reason I'd like to see England play Ronaldo again 15(!) years later even though Portugal look stronger now than five years ago but it's unusual for defending champions to do well next time so why should they be any different.
― nashwan, Friday, 11 June 2021 10:51 (two years ago) link
EURO 2020 (2021 Edition)
I started a new thread for the start of the tournament FYI
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 11 June 2021 16:12 (two years ago) link