football weekly panel members

sid's sort of a goon but i find his enthusiasm infectious. sorry

Sid's good. I like how he gets annoyed about having to always talk about Madrid and Barca, like he'd be getting on every week if all he had was the Celta Vigo inside line.

its more his periphrastic way of always saying theres a sense in which maybe just maybe theyre saying hang on a minute you know maybe this isnt quite the situation we thought it was going to have been etc etc

Sean Ingle being asked who he thinks will win QPR v Sunderland, and being completely unable to give a view

christ sid is excruciating

What are you talking about? Don't you like cereal?

no, cereal's brilliant!! eh? eh? remember when we were kids we -? you know when -?

Sid's mum went out to pick Sid's dad up from the tube, is what I took out of that

jesus that must have been about 4 minutes fastforwarding

r|t|c getting quoted (uncredited) on this one

huh where?

sid is the worst, fernando/james the best

was funny when the new lawyer oink & that other one started squabbling

don't really mind max rushden tbrr

Rochdale gag at the end was his iirc. Either that or he's been plagiarising someone else.

not bloody likely

scandalous suggestch from IK; ilxors are blood brothers

Shots fired by IK!
r/t/c will think twice before dissing spirit of shankly again.

Oi! I believe in r|t|c, don't let me down fella.

ithappens to the best of us...

for maximum accuracy, the sid/james fan fic must feature sid's long-winded tangents as the main obstacle to consummation

Hm, not sure this is an idea whose time has come

sid lowe is shit

well in a sense you're right but in another sense you're wrong, now let me stiffly tell you an unrelated joke

the video one was a mildly entertaining novelty i thought

didnt really pay attention to a word they said tbh but wilson who otherwise usually sounds like a defensive little hedgehog often being made fun of actually seemed quite brusque and idk, alpha dog

sean ingle is a pitiful wretch and a terrible waste of suit fabric but i guess i already knew that

ingle also displayed a crew neck vest (possibly even a t-shirt) under his shirt which is basically leprosy imho

Good edition today - well part one is, I couldn't keep it in.

Meant to point out Sid getting on the 'six cup finals' bandwagon - at length - on Monday, no doubt thereby incurring further contempt from ILF hipsters.

I, for one, resent the implication that my hipsterdom only extends as far as this sub-board. On the contrary, it is far-reaching and comprehensive. And Sid Lowe is a boring cunt

http://i.imgur.com/1Mdvkoe.jpg

Kilbane was really pretty good on this, totally upbeat, good-humoured, just what I want to be hearing. Obviously ymmv if you're particularly sour-faced.

He's got a misleading way of saying 'I saw so-and-so doing x' rather than 'I saw that so-and-so was doing x'. I was wondering if he had a new career as the hardest-working field reporter in the land, 'til James picked him up on having actually seen Jeremy Kyle's teamtalk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl5Muo11rhg

kilbane is good cuz he doesn't have the 'i played 2492 professional games and my bromides are worth 100x more than yours' sense of entitlement

NO POP CULTURE SHIT

Rafa bringing a top Keysy & Graysy anecdote, and bang in character to boot

iain mcintosh please never come back

otm

yyyyeah idk i mean he's certainly treading the disciplinary tightrope but i'm not sure mcintosh has quite done enough yet to warrant the full revulsion of that guy or lowe at his worst. (i didnt hear the previous episode tho tbf)

irl lol at the 8-0 suarez gag btw

Jimbo recycling his own gag there tho - a few years ago he came out with the line 'Liverpool with a score line straight out of posh spice's diary - 8 nothing'. Worth repeating tho I guess

James bumping into Vialli at the pictures was incredible stuff I thought. Luca in a wig pretending to be avoiding him is one of my favourite Football Italia memories.

sol campbell being a weirdo stories are my favourite, worth the entrance fee for that alone

eating alone ≠ being a weirdo, come on - one of life's finest pleasures imo

eating alone and telling small children to bog off the day after you win the double though

i mean we'd all like to imagine he was savouring his artichoke vinaigrette in holy epicurean peace but it seems more sol just to be sitting there being blank and troubled

never had those precise circumstances tbf

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/21/sol-campbell-approaches-fa-over-becoming-england-under-21-manager-3850615/

ooh i hadnt seen this

would've been nice if Steinberg had elaborated a little more - did Sol curse, he doesn't seem the cussing kind, in fact you can imagine him going to lengths not to profane

u21 boss would be a much funner finale for sol than the mysterious suicide i was half-expecting

xp he only retired last year?! Feels like a decade ago. Played for Newcastle in 2011 ffs!

The a-list on today. I've missed those guys.

anyone planning to adopt "fernandjinho" this season

everyone using the term 'football hipster' or describing fitba players as hipsters because they don't look like fat rapists from bromsgrove can fuck off