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I, for one, resent the implication that my hipsterdom only extends as far as this sub-board. On the contrary, it is far-reaching and comprehensive. And Sid Lowe is a boring cunt

http://i.imgur.com/1Mdvkoe.jpg

Kilbane was really pretty good on this, totally upbeat, good-humoured, just what I want to be hearing. Obviously ymmv if you're particularly sour-faced.

He's got a misleading way of saying 'I saw so-and-so doing x' rather than 'I saw that so-and-so was doing x'. I was wondering if he had a new career as the hardest-working field reporter in the land, 'til James picked him up on having actually seen Jeremy Kyle's teamtalk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl5Muo11rhg

kilbane is good cuz he doesn't have the 'i played 2492 professional games and my bromides are worth 100x more than yours' sense of entitlement

NO POP CULTURE SHIT

Rafa bringing a top Keysy & Graysy anecdote, and bang in character to boot

iain mcintosh please never come back

otm

yyyyeah idk i mean he's certainly treading the disciplinary tightrope but i'm not sure mcintosh has quite done enough yet to warrant the full revulsion of that guy or lowe at his worst. (i didnt hear the previous episode tho tbf)

irl lol at the 8-0 suarez gag btw

Jimbo recycling his own gag there tho - a few years ago he came out with the line 'Liverpool with a score line straight out of posh spice's diary - 8 nothing'. Worth repeating tho I guess

James bumping into Vialli at the pictures was incredible stuff I thought. Luca in a wig pretending to be avoiding him is one of my favourite Football Italia memories.

sol campbell being a weirdo stories are my favourite, worth the entrance fee for that alone

eating alone ≠ being a weirdo, come on - one of life's finest pleasures imo

eating alone and telling small children to bog off the day after you win the double though

i mean we'd all like to imagine he was savouring his artichoke vinaigrette in holy epicurean peace but it seems more sol just to be sitting there being blank and troubled

never had those precise circumstances tbf

http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/21/sol-campbell-approaches-fa-over-becoming-england-under-21-manager-3850615/

ooh i hadnt seen this

would've been nice if Steinberg had elaborated a little more - did Sol curse, he doesn't seem the cussing kind, in fact you can imagine him going to lengths not to profane

u21 boss would be a much funner finale for sol than the mysterious suicide i was half-expecting

xp he only retired last year?! Feels like a decade ago. Played for Newcastle in 2011 ffs!

The a-list on today. I've missed those guys.

anyone planning to adopt "fernandjinho" this season

everyone using the term 'football hipster' or describing fitba players as hipsters because they don't look like fat rapists from bromsgrove can fuck off

with a grim inevitably i was to hear someone repeat that hipster line in the pub after 5s tonight

this is all rushden no diamonds

need an editor, nearly an hour including repurposed shit music hack, liverpool drone & rushden is pushing it

<3 fernando duarte - get him on every week, just monologueing. Maybe one other to press his buttons

the cautionary spiel abt brazilian players and their agents was ✓

more 'hipster' crap tho

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― anonanon, Friday, April 12, 2013 6:00 AM (5 months ago)

This is one of my favourite ILF moments fwiw

i like steinberg but he needs to not sound so bored

o_0 at Glenndenning's pronuciation of tortoise. never heard that before.

What did he say? Tor-twah?

tor-toys

wait

i had to google to remind myself of what the non tor-toys pronunciation was. solidarity w/ barry.

http://www.youtu.be/CmwzLWlUxO0

lol don't think you'll get any converts here miz

In an extract from his new book, Daniel Harris recalls how a special camaraderie and love for the game helped inspire that 1998-99 season

His mbms are the worst

he's the abrasive one who squabbles with ronay right

http://www.forvo.com/search/szczesny/

xxxp nah. i can assure you only polish commentators say chezza's name properly

― r|t|c, Thursday, 21 June 2012 20:34 (1 year ago) Bookmark

bit much to expect of anglo dudes who mash the keyboard when confronted with januzaj tbf

jacob steinberg hasn't yet used any variant of 'football hipster' right?

don't think wilson has either

turns out they all say TORT-oz except for Barry

forget the guardian, second captains on the irish times is where it's at:

http://soundcloud.com/secondcaptains-it-com

the start of this week's episode about ireland/germany is just amazing. bit irish-centric obv but i still recommend it.