☰☰☭☰☰ SHEFFIELD UNITED ☰☰☭☰☰ THE OFFICIAL THREAD ☰☰☭☰☰

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oh it's stuart attwell. ENJOY

caek who are ur 3 favourite refs currently active and acknowledging u may not have seen too much english football of late

dan burn is a true next gen big

disappointed with yeovil so far, thought they were some hot stuff

it's funner if you pretend it's pigs v borussia dortmund btw

this is the first football match i've seen anywhere in the world this season, so i couldn't even begin to think about knowing how to answer that question

i like howard webb, he's from near sheffield

unfortunately this game is not on at the local "irish pub" w/ illegal sky feed

yeovil do look pretty awful

what are ur 3 favourite astral phenomena then

i) gallon of magnet
ii) packet of woodbines
iii) good pinch of snuff

iridium flares, cloud g2's impending collision with the supermassive black hole at the centre of our galaxy, and the total eclipse in mel gibson's apocalypto

lol xp

"gallon of maggots" imo

ah the inevitable lower league commentator sigh of "it's gone a little bit scrappy", how i have missed u

:D at all this

next question: does ilx need a wednesday fan

love how literally nothing has occurred in the middle of the park so far

The point at which a stellar object can no longer escape being swallowed by a black hole is known as the Schwarzschild radius, a quantity whose value depends on the black hole's mass, the speed of light and the gravitational constant. The cloud will actually pass far enough away that it will escape the point of no return by approximately 2,200 Schwarzschild radii, which in this case is about 200 times as far as Earth is from the sun. But the supercomputer simulations show that the cloud will not survive the encounter

if you scale it down, this is how close you need to stand to chris morgan in order to be destroyed, in comparison to any other footballer

if the smbh were morgan and the cloud were a promising young footballer, the cloud would get a fractured skull

xxp yes it's just awful

wednesday going down tomorrow too possibly iirc

dan burn looks like the most cultured player on the pitch, idk wtf ur on abt rtc

lol "yeovil playing the more controlled in midfield"

sheff utd coach gives 19 y/o sub a friendly cuff to the head as he comes on

2 seconds later, sub nervously readjusts hairstyle

you're on show, callum mcfadzean

tbrr the sheff utd fans have always given good and friendly craic* at the valley, wdnt begrudge them promotion

*ched evans song notwithstanding, 'he'll shag who he wants' for fucksake guys

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dammit messed up my League 1 anthem

mcfadzean is the new matty lowton i hear

idk how burn is supposed to look cultured, he's just slipping around the place getting his baby giraffe birth viscera all over everyone

idk how to feel when i see a blades player being brutalised tbh

liking the look of madden, v sharp

ahaha, didn't see that thuggery on robson first time around

yeovil have been, to put it charitably, filthy

ffs i popped out to buy a twix, whappen

angelo balanta!!! i thought this guy was still at mk dons for the 7th year running

smart lad is our angelo, fuck living up to talent just wait for us to come down to his level

*ched evans song notwithstanding, 'he'll shag who he wants' for fucksake guys

― have a nice Blog (imago), Friday, 3 May 2013 20:20 (1 hour ago)

bantz m8

urgh

incredible scenes

your lot are terrible eh

excepting the wingers

yes : (

it's a more enjoyable game than friday tho

it's less enjoyable

head up, son

Sorry caek. Playoffs are shite. And if we do make the final I'd rather have been playing yous lot.

lol http://www.sufc.co.uk/news/article/20130903-announcement-1032027.aspx

welcome back

lost ched evans to rape? just sign marlon king

sorry caek but youse are irredeemable cunts now. up the wednesday

(latter point hastily retracted as they're our direct relegation rivals)

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