actually been a good substitution from woy even without the goal
― r|t|c, Sunday, 2 June 2013 20:30 (eleven years ago) link
damn yo
― r|t|c, Sunday, 2 June 2013 20:40 (eleven years ago) link
twp
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 2 June 2013 20:40 (eleven years ago) link
the hype begins..
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 2 June 2013 20:40 (eleven years ago) link
can't wait to hear this crowd at the final whistle
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 2 June 2013 20:41 (eleven years ago) link
Rooney has actually been alright tonight. Done well with very little service
― Number None, Sunday, 2 June 2013 20:41 (eleven years ago) link
playing at his spiritual home
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 2 June 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
haha
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 2 June 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
Bernard is really good. Looks about twelve though. I think he's 5 foot 4.
― хуто-хуторянка (ShariVari), Sunday, 2 June 2013 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
sportingintelligence @sportingintel 10mMark Chamberlain, dad of Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, tells 5Live he missed his son's goal v Brazil "because I fell asleep" watching England.
― r|t|c, Sunday, 2 June 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
i was promised a wondergoal wtf? rooney's first touch careens off him and AOC cunts it? gtfo
― bob_sleigher (darraghmac), Monday, 3 June 2013 12:41 (eleven years ago) link
They were both good goals, be fair.
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 3 June 2013 13:14 (eleven years ago) link
I am fair beyond the ken c of mortal men, it gets me into trouble does my cold and gimlet eye, yr old talisman is a bloated whore of an ollie reed variety and yr young pretenders are all mark lester looked-good-exactly-once-aged-ten nothing cunts that in a properly regulated world could only dream of an alternative career in podiatry or w/e
― bob_sleigher (darraghmac), Monday, 3 June 2013 13:45 (eleven years ago) link
jon chards, we call 'em
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 3 June 2013 13:54 (eleven years ago) link
loooool
― tell me more (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 23:18 (eleven years ago) link
?
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 23:19 (eleven years ago) link
he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy) wrote this on thread Gareth Barry won't be on dis ting: Champions League and Europa League 09/10 on board I Love Everything on 06-Apr-2010
is a hathattrick six or nine? I say he settle for nothing less than an unprecedented hathathattrick tonight.
― FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 20:40 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Dunno. Was once in a game where scouts from Reading and Southampton came to watch our schools team and fatty Jon Chard scored 9 in some sort of freak show (our normal forward was on holiday iirc? and we usually lost e'ery week), got put on trials at both sides and was lol'd away when he turned up to show each team how rubbish he actually was. Mebbe should ring him and ask him if it was a hathatrick or a hathathatrick.
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i feel like i've posted more about this horrible school cunt more on ilf for him to become a minor ilf meme but it took 3 searches to find this post.
― tell me more (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 22:50 (eleven years ago) link
He appears here about once a year, like an evil Arshavin
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 6 June 2013 07:37 (eleven years ago) link
this shd put the kibosh on Pearce's management career quite nicely
― but olives are valuable too (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
how is he going to defend this to his brother
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 17:43 (eleven years ago) link
LOL Norway U21 1-0 Italy U21
― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
Is this the unofficial U21 Euros thread? Anyway, don't know if the mascots for the Italy team were laughing at the players singing the national anthem, or if they just had the giggles, but it was really funny.
― Chris, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:02 (eleven years ago) link
Where's our Melwood report?
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
Just finishing the paragraph on the envelopes ;)
― Chris, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 01:32 (eleven years ago) link
Goalkeepers: Ben Foster, Joe Hart, John RuddyDefenders: Leighton Baines, Gary Cahill, Ashley Cole, Phil Jagielka, Glen Johnson, Phil Jones, Chris Smalling, Kyle WalkerMidfielders: Michael Carrick, Tom Cleverley, Steven Gerrard, Frank Lampard, Jack Wilshere, James Milner, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Theo Walcott, Ashley Young, Wilfried ZahaStrikers: Jermain Defoe, Rickie Lambert, Wayne Rooney, Danny Welbeck
scenario: you are a prem team with this squad. you get a massive bag of cash dropped on your doorstep by an oil gangster. before clicking on the transfers tab, at what positions, if any, do you think 'we're okay there'?
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 8 August 2013 13:00 (eleven years ago) link
Goalkeepers: Joe HartDefenders: Leighton Baines, Gary Cahill, Ashley Cole, Glen JohnsonMidfielders: Michael Carrick, Steven Gerrard, Jack Wilshere, Theo WalcottStrikers: Wayne Rooney
= lb
― The concept of making the Zuiderzee docile (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 8 August 2013 13:24 (eleven years ago) link
Doing alright for deep-lying playmakers I suppose.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 8 August 2013 13:28 (eleven years ago) link
I mean not if you had money to drop on Pirlo or Modric or someone but still...
well spotted woy, if chelsea bid for ruddy then he must obviously be better than fraser forster
― r|t|c, Thursday, 8 August 2013 13:30 (eleven years ago) link
Happy with the fullbacks; attacking midfield okay, but realistically of course you're going to buy the world's finest; Rooney; you'd probably keep Hart.
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 8 August 2013 13:32 (eleven years ago) link
Ruddy; Jones, Smalling, Jagielka, Walker; Milner, Ox, Young, Zaha; Lambert, Welbeck
This team stays up imo.
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 8 August 2013 13:34 (eleven years ago) link
Jesus fuck we need a striker. And some new centre backs. Is Ashley young really still an automatic selection for an England squad?
― Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Thursday, 8 August 2013 13:36 (eleven years ago) link
Man Utd's Ashley Young?
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 8 August 2013 13:39 (eleven years ago) link
Zaha in there is a bit of a joke as well.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 8 August 2013 13:50 (eleven years ago) link
been tearing it up in pre-season tbf (one of the few)
― Number None, Thursday, 8 August 2013 13:58 (eleven years ago) link
This team stays up imo
Not without a midfield that can protect that pissweak back four it doesn't.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 8 August 2013 14:00 (eleven years ago) link
To be fair to big Fraser he's been fucking pish since people started rating him.
― Rummmpatitum, Rummmpatitum Traboo, Traboo, Traboo (onimo), Thursday, 8 August 2013 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
Where's Scotty Parker in that squad, is he injured?
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 8 August 2013 14:03 (eleven years ago) link
Combination of age and form I'd guess.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 8 August 2013 14:19 (eleven years ago) link
Steven Gerrard is 33.
― Rummmpatitum, Rummmpatitum Traboo, Traboo, Traboo (onimo), Thursday, 8 August 2013 14:22 (eleven years ago) link
"the ageless steven gerrard"
2 results (0.09 seconds)
disappointing
― Number None, Thursday, 8 August 2013 14:26 (eleven years ago) link
"mercurial steven gerrard"
About 201 results (0.23 seconds)
― Matt DC, Thursday, 8 August 2013 14:33 (eleven years ago) link
No results found for "spritely steven gerrard"
― Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 August 2013 14:47 (eleven years ago) link
"ageing steven gerrard"About 22,000 results (0.24 seconds)
― Rummmpatitum, Rummmpatitum Traboo, Traboo, Traboo (onimo), Thursday, 8 August 2013 14:52 (eleven years ago) link
"past it steven gerrard"About 699 results
― Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 August 2013 14:55 (eleven years ago) link
No results found for "passed it steven gerrard".
ha
― Dr Peter Who? (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 August 2013 16:20 (eleven years ago) link
RICKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
― William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 8 August 2013 17:49 (eleven years ago) link
England u21 just went 6-0 up against Scotland u21. The future's bright.
― oppet, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 19:53 (eleven years ago) link
hm
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago) link