Cry Wolves (Ooh-ooh-woooh!): The Football League and Beyond, 2013-14

It is a strange kind of fuck-up when your only job requirement is to turn up with the kit, not a lot to fuck up there. Kit bloke ambles off coach, pulls hip-flask out of pocket and swigs. "Who are are we playing today?".

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Steven Pressley has built a house of fun? Bloody hell.

It looks like Elvis has instilled a siege mentality. 10 point deduction, playing 40 miles away from home and 80% of fans staying away. Most of the hard work has already been done for him. But good job all the same.

let's see how sprightly they are come December when nobody's been paid for 6 weeks

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/69538000/jpg/_69538771_scott_golbourne.jpg

what with this lad, Sako and Davis, we're assembling some quality hair this season

Hunt having a medical at Palace, prior to £2 million transfer. No big surprise as it looked like Robins was planning for life without him from the first game of the season.

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^ that man appears to be operating an air raid siren, one of several improbable things about the recent 8-3 win for Harlow over Barkingside. He seems to do it after every goal. I doubt anyone has the patience to check (seeing as the youtube clip is over 20 minutes long), but if you jump to about 8:20 you can see and hear him in action.
http://youtu.be/Vqzi3W45Cy4?t=8m2

Just holding my phone while that thing plays, I feel like it's left me with vibration white finger

dunno what it must be like actually operating it

This could become Britain's answer to the Vuvuzela, thousands of air ride sirens going off simultaneously

Be great for that bulldog spirit. They could go all-in - get England dressed in khaki, replace the Wembley dugouts with trenches. Swoopycam could serve as a barrage balloon.

it's probably still more entertaining and musical than "Theme from the Great Escape" on a lone trumpet

that is a fucking disgraceful call

complete stitch up if we end up losing this, fucking fuming

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cunts

does karl henry play perfect blind through balls to the opposition on purpose or what

every single game

if we could just trick him into thinking he's playing for the other side every week it'd be like signing pirlo

if he's kicking it forward at all he's added a new string to his bow

honest to god we had fans who thought he'd had an off-season instead of being perhaps the most technically lacking player ever to get time in the Prem

bewildering lapses (and v v meagre remit) aside he's verged on competent tbf

lack of b2b support with him and barton both a-cloggin is what's made every one of our games a scrappy grind

You guys get more televised games than Man U!

the championship has an allotted quantity of televised fixtures and tbh who wants to watch anyone from that poxy league except moneybags qpr eh chaps

also rtc's 'cunts' seems q appropriate given it contains 5 leeds players and joey barton

and one unfortunate i take to be a guilty-by-association jamie mackie

sorry, charlie austin. mackie's moved on :'(

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uh oh

enter dioufy

get in there u r's

one is developing a taste for this dogs of war lark

sweet, never tire of seeing Leeds get beat

Sako not even on the bench today. Mayhap the move to Forest is still on, on the quiet. i expect moaning from the moron wing of our fans (it's a big wing) but he looks eminently replaceable to me, especially on Champo wages.

just bt lestah w/o our best player. anything is poss

the kurse of the kermorgant

forgotten what this feeling is like

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bleurgh what the shit is that kit

last year's away was kinda turquoise and much nicer, the new one is described as "purple" but you can't fool me, that's lilac

either way it's gonna be in a bunch of clubs' nightmares this season

griffiths' hairline is certainly already in mine

c'mon, Fiorentina step out in that and you don't blink an eyelid

what else have we got today

bolton officially in freefall

super seany dychhhhe, much respect

blackpool huh

not happening for brighton

mogga and jones both looking at the sack

vaughan keeps scoring

wells stops scoring

super kevin lisbie

peterborough still daft sods

sheff utd not going anywhere

wimbledon on dis ting?

xp that is so not the viola shade, take that back

who's qpr's kevin lisbie?

Darragh MacAnthony ‏@DMAC102 1h
I used to be a Celtic fan. Not after today! What a day.

talkSPORTDrive ‏@talkSPORTDrive 19m
Darren Ferguson said Celtic made a bid for Lee Tomlin DURING the Posh game today. Stay classy Celtic.

talkSPORTDrive ‏@talkSPORTDrive 12m
Celtic bid for Tomlin made during the game, not sure when Posh saw it. But the player's agent would have known. And Tomlin subbed at HT.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/q/qpr/1051206.stm

good times

srsly doubt the wisdom of anyone whisking tomlin away to the land of deep fried things

haha kevin lisbie is qpr's kevin lisbie

but seriously - you must have a former youth striker who frustrated all who saw him and is now stodgily eating up the lower leagues

Blimey, this Tomlin chap's a bit on the big-boned side, assuming GIS isn't lying to me. Time to dust down the Mark Yardley comparisons.

xp erm... not to my recollection i don't think! our youth system has been pony for decades

angelo balanta, antonio german, richard pacquette i spose but none were really laden with high hopes and so it proved

little scott donnelly was v well regarded but i think he's fucked his career completely now by the looks of it

oh maybe dj campbell...