Legitimate space monkey poll

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monkeys - a great bunch of lads

"You would have to go a long way to find somebody who is less racist than me," said Hodgson

I still can't believe he said this.

Did he mean abroad?

“Since I’ve made my England debut there’s always been criticism from the outside"

stevie g basking in the post-match feelgood factor that has now been RUINED

maybe if there'd been more criticism from the inside you wouldn't be so shit

England is all about the feelbad factor, come on. When the players feel giddy as larks, terrible scenes ensue.

'Sir Alf makes me feel like I'm walking on air', thought Bobby as he sashayed towards the hotel gift shop.

it's like those transformers where you stick a load of them together to make one big body, except with england it's sulky children all jammed into each other to form one whole, and then as soon as they win and the robot totters onto its feet and takes a few steps, everyone is all on about the "feel good factor", before it tumbles over after a couple of steps.

I'm reminded of the parable of the woman with the jar of meal. She makes a loaf and it never runs out. She makes a cake and it never runs out. She makes another loaf and it never runs out. Then she goes to make another cake and it does run out, so the townspeople go to the priest and kill him because he ruined the feelgood factor with his shitty sermons.

there is a loaf that never runs out #connexions

preferred the parable of the constructicons tbh but fair dos

Where is our Roy? Ahhhh, we've lost our Roy!

My mp3 shuffle had about 10,000 songs to choose from and just went for XTC's The Smartest Monkeys

tbf we need to know how many songs about monkeys you've got on there

and the context for each of them

Don't answer that imago

It has now opted for Gastr Del Sol's Bauchredner, via Slick Rick telling me to treat her like a prostitute (skipped during second verse for abject misogyny). What does this all mean??

how admirable that you are disgusted by your own record collection

My brother gave me loads of hip-hop and I've grown to quite admire Rock's transpontine vocal mannerisms. He's chill about you ripping his shit coz he's The Ruler. Can't be riding with the woman-hatin' though

well that's Slick Rick told

Slock Rock

voted "misogynist, not getting sacked"

the fuck is this doin on ilf u cunts

I believe we're also missing the crucial element of 'fuck The Sun' in this thread.

No we're not!

ya there is that added fun aspect if studge or sterling turn out to be the leaker

Apparently the player in question/a member of his family went straight to the Scottish Sun about this, which is something you'd only do if a) you were worried the English Sun wouldn't print it, or b) you were Fraser Forster.

bitter that Hodgson has denied him his rightful shot at the no 1 shirt, no doubt

This witch-hunt is almost as distasteful as the anti-Hodgson guff. Shall we not wait?

witch-hunting is most of the fun

if anything this thread has been v. circumspect

witch-hunt nothing like as distasteful tbh

xps England not beloved at LFC, so talking to The Sun would be mitigated

This witch-hunt is almost as distasteful as the anti-Hodgson guff. Shall we not wait?

think he deserves guff tbh.

christ you Poolers know your way around a grudge dontcha

this episode highlights what thick selfaggrandizing cunts piara powar and peter herbert are

It's not a grudge, it's just v clear Roy is terrible with the media. He's like a stereotypical sitcom bumbler.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

move along, nothing to see here

one of us will not be fooled so easily