You're right, Rooney is on.
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 May 2017 20:54 (seven years ago) link
Ajax through the eye of the needle merde
― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 11 May 2017 20:57 (seven years ago) link
Guidetti, fucking useless cunt.
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 May 2017 20:58 (seven years ago) link
lol jesus christ
― Number None, Thursday, 11 May 2017 20:59 (seven years ago) link
absolutely shameful stuff from Mourinho tonight
gonna be even worse in the final without Bailly too
Guidetti you tool
― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 11 May 2017 21:00 (seven years ago) link
Was it guidetti that was rolling round on the floor holding his face faking injury after that whole big incident earlier? If so then I'm even more glad he missed that chance tbh
― del esdichado (NickB), Thursday, 11 May 2017 21:08 (seven years ago) link
did guidetti not put the ball in the netty?
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 11 May 2017 21:27 (seven years ago) link
I kept thinking the commentator was saying Cadete too :-O
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 May 2017 21:29 (seven years ago) link
Whilst it would be amusing to see United lose in the final, is it better for the coefficient thing (that determines how many Premier League teams enter the Champions League) if they win?
― groovypanda, Friday, 12 May 2017 09:46 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okMN4A6FnA8
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 12 May 2017 09:50 (seven years ago) link
When you fart BT graphics: pic.twitter.com/VW5EMBDwwr— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 24, 2017
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 19:10 (seven years ago) link
should've known noone here prob watches this lol
time to rip ajax to shreds i say
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 19:21 (seven years ago) link
i would love it if ajax wins this tbh
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 19:23 (seven years ago) link
Ajax have been terrible but Utd are just hoofing it at every opportunity
Mkhitaryan looks like he has ME or something
― Number None, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 19:26 (seven years ago) link
My hate for Ajax is well documented, but even I have to agree they have been playing really fresh, attacking football this season. Football wise, it would be nice. I'm not hugely invested either way (and I say that as a ManU "fan", but ehh everything about them is terrible under Mou)
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 19:26 (seven years ago) link
i was gonna watch it until i found out BT have taken their channel off Freeview
― The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 19:26 (seven years ago) link
I'd like an ajax win too but the Manchester bus is a large and well organised one now that it is a goal to the good.
― wtev, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 19:27 (seven years ago) link
free BT live stream on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9sH2U_8QQ4
xp
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 19:27 (seven years ago) link
Noodle it's free on YouTube
― wtev, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 19:28 (seven years ago) link
I really wouldn't bother as a neutral
― Number None, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 19:30 (seven years ago) link
Flukey goal and hang on for the next 75 minutes, it's inspiring stuff. Ajax are, kind of, not very good though.
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 19:35 (seven years ago) link
Otm, it's a bore so far. Ajax can't, ManU won't.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 19:38 (seven years ago) link
yeah, i'd have it on the TV in the background but i'm not turning off Football Manager just to watch the livestream
― The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 19:46 (seven years ago) link
That's the spirit :D
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 19:49 (seven years ago) link
Too easy. Happy for Mhiki
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 19:52 (seven years ago) link
Game over. Unfortunately I'm stuck in a pub with some London Reds, generally some of the most obnoxious fans in world football. Another thing, tonight I'm wearing a Dutch Army combat jacket, completely inadvertently, but thankfully none of these twunts know what the Dutch flag looks like.
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 19:56 (seven years ago) link
Jolly Dutchman in pub, "10 minutesh to go, we musht shcore two goalsh".
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 20:26 (seven years ago) link
Why a Dutch army jacket tho? It certainly can't be because it's a good army iirc
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 20:28 (seven years ago) link
What do we reckon?
a) A humiliating substitution of bringing Roo in the 91st minute?b) Not bring him in, keep him out of the bus, never heard of ever again
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 20:31 (seven years ago) link
It's a nice jacket!
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 20:32 (seven years ago) link
lol ok, 89th minute is close enough
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 20:32 (seven years ago) link
what a moment for twp
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 20:34 (seven years ago) link
xp I believe you Tom!
xxp lmao
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 20:34 (seven years ago) link
Hardly a 26th minute Guard of Honour.
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 20:35 (seven years ago) link
Jolly Dutchman trying a congratulations with London Reds - completely blanked
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 20:39 (seven years ago) link
huzzah
― Number None, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 20:39 (seven years ago) link
fuck united, fuck every united fan, fuck every trite media cocksucker peddling this ghoulish official busby babe tragedy noodle partner narrative tonight
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 20:42 (seven years ago) link
.. oh... oh... he's trying again, he's tried the friendly slap on the back this time... gets some acknowledgment.
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 20:42 (seven years ago) link
.. an especially drunk London Red has just spilled his beer down the Jolly Dutchman's trousers. He is still jolly.
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 20:44 (seven years ago) link
... now loudly talking to someone else about how he is "... shurprished to find Mancheshter United fansh from London."
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 20:47 (seven years ago) link
... Ajax go up to collect their runners-up medals, the Jolly Dutchman to the London Reds, "Applaud them please!". Some do.
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 20:52 (seven years ago) link
There is something especially horrible about Cockney Man Utd fans.
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 20:56 (seven years ago) link
The dressing room."Why don't City fuck off home" 😂pic.twitter.com/qHoehSYrFc— @ManUtd_HQ 🔴 (@ManUtd_HQ) May 24, 2017
― r|t|c, Thursday, 25 May 2017 06:15 (seven years ago) link
sorry that'll teach me for looking at twitter at 7am
still these jose post match comments are nice though eh
― r|t|c, Thursday, 25 May 2017 06:19 (seven years ago) link
rtc otm. BT last night was milking it horrendously. "The biggest game of the season, nothing could be bigger for all of us here in the studio" or "the goal the whole country wanted to see" etc. Sport has almost nothing to do with an atrocity like the bombing this week.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 25 May 2017 07:34 (seven years ago) link
It was fairly grotesque, yeah. Not really the club's fault though
― Number None, Thursday, 25 May 2017 07:41 (seven years ago) link
football chant being abusive towards local rivals / jesse lingard is world's highest earning twelve year old shocker, but yes, not very classy really. still isn't even the most embarrassing part of the evening though - that was scowling zlatan pushing rojo out of his selfie with the trophy, then posing in front of the 'stay and shag my wife' banner.
― del esdichado (NickB), Thursday, 25 May 2017 07:43 (seven years ago) link
terrible football too - win a scrappy early goal, then defend the lead like a bunch of teens trying to keep zombies out of the cabin
― del esdichado (NickB), Thursday, 25 May 2017 07:48 (seven years ago) link
It wasn't great, no, but the much vaunted Ajax side were absolutely rubbish
― Number None, Thursday, 25 May 2017 07:50 (seven years ago) link