PSG ne sera pas sur cette chose - It's the Champions League 2017-2018 thread

was klopp just having a go at the other coach

Klopp's always been a prick under the meme-friendly facade

just seeing more of it now

think they had a go at him. he was saying "why are you shouting at me" - their manager obv a prize cunt too, he got sent off.

xpost klopp is obv great - man u fans wishing someone was as big a cunt as mourinho.

plenty of cunts to go around

he was saying "what have I done?"

ah -- i've been secretively watching on a muted feed at work because apparently none of my appointments are actually showing up

he defo said "why are you shouting at me" as well. it seems they blamed him for the manager getting sent off - that's the sum of what i heard.

he also launched an astonishing broadside against ilx poster number none.

it's claimed that Klopp was also observed saying "I'm not shouting, you're shouting" and "Why are you hitting yourself?" at the visibly enraged Sevilla coaching staff

Lol

haha

Only saw highlights just now but that looked p harsh on Dortmund. How can you give offside to Aubameyangs goal?

They had two disallowed quite arguable, Kane probably fouled defender in leadup to his goal, his second was deflected, lloris saved one point blank, we should have scored another two or three, it was a brilliant brilliant game of football

Everton 2-0 behind against Atalanta. They're so incredibly dull and poor.

Three behind.

Not sure Koeman is going to last much longer than De Boer.

Not at this rate.

Rooney dropping to the back four to pick up the ball was an awful familiar, sore sight.

Klaasen, Siggurdson and Rooney was a bizarre combination of signings when they desperately needed a striker. They're so fucking slow too

Arsenal game delayed as 20,000 ticketless Cologne fans trying to get in apparently

They marched up the centre of London today, causing some little mayhem apparently.

Koln fans fighting with stewards inside Emirates stadium. Group arrived in home end and fought their way into away section. pic.twitter.com/7RC17WZyz2

— Richard Conway (@richard_conway) September 14, 2017

Oh my word! 😱

That was worth the wait!

Jhon Córdoba puts FC Köln ahead with a 45-yard strike! 👏 pic.twitter.com/R9wzfo1eoe

— BT Sport Football (@btsportfootball) September 14, 2017

Lloris;
Trippier, Alderweireld, Sánchez, Davies;
Winks, Dier
Aurier, Sissoko, Son;
Kane.

idk how busy Boy Waterman is going to be tonight,

This is very much like watching England.

Kane hattrick.

In light of some of the grandiose claims that have been made this week I feel like we need a 'How good is Harry Kane really?' thread soon. How is he perceived/rated in other countries right now?

Pretty good? He severely lacks charisma tho. Not needed to be a great player, but it might put a dent into how he is rated. One of the best out there these days, surely.

Fucking Ronaldo

Ronaldo just got his second, almost took the net off. 3-1 real.

Lol he is wonderful what are you on about

Hate him with all my guts, would disown kids who'd support him, and I like BVB etc

People I've spoken to about Spurs outside the UK have seemed more excited about Alli than Kane, though that was before this season started.

^^ that's me, too. But with the important addition of "before this season".

City only at 2-0 but they've played Shaktar senseless. Great, flowing stuff.

Most endearing thing about Kane is his uncanny ability to look bang average while secretly being the best striker in Europe (ronaldo doesn't count imo)

Ronaldo DEF doesn't count ;)

Studge and Salah missing sitters to win this for Liverpool

Thank fuck I didn't watch Liverpool tonight

To paraphrase Windsor yes, the thing with Kane is he's far more functional than beautiful, but he's really fucking functional

He just seems to have this laser focused drive to keep improving that you just don't see in even the most talented English players very often.

he's like a talented scott parker

Haha otm.

If he'd had a man-bun like Bale he'd be worth twice as much. Strange days indeed.

No charisma, scores lots of goals - not exactly unprecedented for English centre forwards, tbh.

Not reliant on white referees ignoring thuggery tbf

If he'd had a man-bun like Bale he'd be worth twice as much

Already worth more than anyone could feasibly pay, even in today's market.

English player premium x preposterously prolific striker x only 24 years old x not being a total fuckin diva to try and work with x the Daniel Levy factor

Maybe if several oil-rich states decide to club together it could be done, but until Kane forces the issue I think he's probably as close to unbuyable as any players get in 2017

Ie. Not Rooney.

xp

@Windsor, no player is unbuyable. He'll not sell as many shirts as Neymar, even though he arguably is better. But he's way duller, and I bet he voted for Brexit - or worse, didn't vote at all. 200m transfer to West Ham in 2021 is on the cards.

He'd be perfect for Real Madrid, replacing Benzema, as much as I hate to admit it.

Kane isn't good enough for a top club

Now fuck off

Have you seen Benzema the last year and a half? Not even I could be worse. Kane would flourish there.

Closer to a more versatile Lineker than a Shearer or Rooney