Someone had to
― Number None, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 19:58 (three years ago) link
United have seemed comfortable.
The second half of Zenit vs Bruges was absolutely wild.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 20:00 (three years ago) link
this is the PSG we know and love, but Utd have been really solid
Telles has an unbelievable cross on him. Hopefully our lads will learn how to attack them eventually
― Number None, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link
Lovely header from Martial.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 20:15 (three years ago) link
Ah fuck off
― Number None, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 20:15 (three years ago) link
Bizarre
― crisp, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 20:16 (three years ago) link
I actually cannot fault that performance
― Number None, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 20:55 (three years ago) link
Not even the kit?
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 05:53 (three years ago) link
The kit's grown on me
― Number None, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 07:13 (three years ago) link
Bless Eder and his ability to score once in thirty matches, but only in big games.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:15 (three years ago) link
Real are two nil down
― Number None, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link
Lol, three.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:37 (three years ago) link
Against the Shakhtar b-team as well!
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:38 (three years ago) link
Great goal from Modric. If Shakhtar sit back, there’s no way they’re holding this lead.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:06 (three years ago) link
Vinicius scores three seconds after coming on.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:11 (three years ago) link
this is the sort of predictable fascist parade that they specialise in
― imago, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:13 (three years ago) link
it'll finish 6-3
VAR comes good at last.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:45 (three years ago) link
Good draw for Lokomitiv.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:46 (three years ago) link
oh excellent, my jinxes never work usually
― imago, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link
Szoboszlai is so good. Traore at Ajax looks excellent too - only one goal so far today, he scored five at the weekend.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 20:45 (three years ago) link
The five at the weekend was amateur hour tbfMadrid 2-0 down, you love to see it.. again!
― Ilxor in the streets, Scampo in the sheets (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 21:41 (three years ago) link
Madrid level!
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 21:50 (three years ago) link
I was thinking the fake crowd noise at the Chelsea game was unusually good
then I realised there are actual fans in the stands
― Number None, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link
Morata has had three goals disallowed through VAR.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 21:17 (three years ago) link
Rashford for PM
― Number None, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 21:36 (three years ago) link
Hat trick!
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 21:51 (three years ago) link
Joao Felix looks excellent this season. Consistently the biggest threat Atleti have.
Looking forward to seeing how Gomez and Williams handle Zapata, Muriel and the other Gomez later.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 19:21 (three years ago) link
Jota with two brilliant finishes.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 20:36 (three years ago) link
Five nil, Jota hat trick. This is hugely impressive counter attacking.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 21:10 (three years ago) link
The bittersweetness of enjoying Jota's rise won't stop, but I am pleased for the cunt
― big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 21:21 (three years ago) link
Surely a bit more sweet than bitter in that it's clearly a transfer that everybody benefits from
― or something, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 21:39 (three years ago) link
Every time he scores I assume it ups the fee and he clearly wasn't in Nuno's plans so yeah it is more sweet than bitter but he's killing it, which is great, but obvi sigh
― big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 21:45 (three years ago) link
I mean basically he's a good lad so god speed
― big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 21:46 (three years ago) link
He looks like he's been playing for us for years
― or something, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 21:47 (three years ago) link
“Jamie, you couldn’t even name top five women’s players so don’t tell me you watched me play.”@AlexScott did not hold back on @Carra23 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/VJgvi7xyiY— Champions League on CBS Sports (@UCLonCBSSports) November 4, 2020
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 19:22 (three years ago) link
United turned over by Erdogan’s boys.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link
Atrocious performance again
A loss to Everton and I think/hope Ole is gone
― Number None, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 19:52 (three years ago) link
Madrid currently losing to Donetsk again. As it stands, they’re third, level on points with Shakhtar. Depending on how the other game tonight goes, Shakhtar could potentially be playing an already eliminated Inter last.
RBS vs Lokomotiv has been great fun.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 19:24 (three years ago) link
Lokomotiv penalty, brawl, Salzburg goal in two minutes.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 19:36 (three years ago) link
lol, 2-0 Shakhtar.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 19:38 (three years ago) link
i don’t understand how they took the tying goal off the board in the inter match... like i literally don’t get it
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:00 (three years ago) link
Embolo was fractionally offside, which usually wouldn’t matter as he didn’t touch the ball, but he was blocking the vision of the goalkeeper so was considered ’active’.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:03 (three years ago) link
ah ok. seems like a crazy subjective rule. somehow the VAR toothpaste needs to be put back in the tube
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:06 (three years ago) link
sadly it's here to ruin football forever now
― Carry On Scamping (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:24 (three years ago) link
That Inter shirt is fucked up
― crisp, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:51 (three years ago) link
Some game this in leipzig
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 19:43 (three years ago) link
Jesus keeper
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link
Yep, straight down the middle.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link
tbh, you could have been talking about either keeper though.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 19:49 (three years ago) link
I've just realized the CL Final is on Sky or BT Sports or some channel I don't have and also just realized I can't be bothered to find another way of watching it, let alone go to a pub to watch it. Changed days!
― Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 June 2023 12:09 (ten months ago) link
Yes tho if you cba it's free on BT Sport's YouTube as the other two UEFA finals were
― nashwan, Saturday, 10 June 2023 12:44 (ten months ago) link
OK I'll probably watch it then! Even though the inevitability of Mon(che)ster City winning has sapped my will to live.
― Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 June 2023 15:37 (ten months ago) link
not inevitable imo theres a sting in this inter side
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 June 2023 20:03 (ten months ago) link
Whoever decided Steven Gerrard and Joleon Lescott would make a good pair of summarizers for a Champions League final needs sacking.
― Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 June 2023 20:15 (ten months ago) link
Lukaku to score the winner would be pretty great ngl
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Saturday, 10 June 2023 20:17 (ten months ago) link
shocking decision great tackle
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 June 2023 20:19 (ten months ago) link
ref sweating for city here tbh
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 June 2023 20:31 (ten months ago) link
Lukaku blocking the equaliser is pretty lol ngl
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Saturday, 10 June 2023 20:32 (ten months ago) link
1-0 City from Rodri knocking a ball back in from the edge of the box is the most crushingly obvious way for this to go
― crisp, Saturday, 10 June 2023 20:42 (ten months ago) link
xp otm
hes a lot of things but light on his feet he aint
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 June 2023 20:43 (ten months ago) link
fuck me lads thats the chance the whole inter game was based around
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 June 2023 20:48 (ten months ago) link
lukaku you embarrassment
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 June 2023 20:49 (ten months ago) link
Cunts.
― Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 June 2023 20:56 (ten months ago) link
maybe Pep will fuck off out of the EPL now he's won the big one? ah who am I kidding
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Saturday, 10 June 2023 21:05 (ten months ago) link
Imagine a football boot stamping on a human face - forever.
― Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 June 2023 21:13 (ten months ago) link
Man City are just a fucking player warehouse
― calzino, Saturday, 10 June 2023 21:15 (ten months ago) link
I was hoping Lukaku would get an equaliser but unfortunately he's an oaf
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Saturday, 10 June 2023 22:31 (ten months ago) link
putting the l onto oaf
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 June 2023 22:31 (ten months ago) link
drunk Man City fan on the radio now getting outraged at accusations they've got money to burn
― two grills one tap (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 June 2023 22:44 (ten months ago) link
Idgi Darragh
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Saturday, 10 June 2023 22:49 (ten months ago) link
loaf2 of 2verbloafed; loafing; loafs
intransitive verb: to spend time in idleness
― two grills one tap (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 June 2023 22:52 (ten months ago) link
Bit drunk thought it was a capital i
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Saturday, 10 June 2023 22:56 (ten months ago) link
IoafOafiOiaf
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Saturday, 10 June 2023 22:57 (ten months ago) link
it works on 2 levels since he earned the L tonite
― two grills one tap (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 June 2023 22:59 (ten months ago) link
This Scott Carson thing has almost made all of this worthwhile.
― nashwan, Saturday, 10 June 2023 23:23 (ten months ago) link
― two grills one tap (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 June 2023 22:59 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
three because he hasnt been avoiding carbs neither
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 June 2023 00:19 (ten months ago) link
lol
― crisp, Wednesday, 8 November 2023 22:05 (five months ago) link
this Utd team just continues to give
at least we won't be in the Europa now
― Number None, Wednesday, 8 November 2023 22:08 (five months ago) link
both matches very spicy today
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 April 2024 20:01 (two days ago) link
omg now BOTH matches tied on aggregate
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 April 2024 20:19 (two days ago) link
Barca coach sent off, and they're down to 10 men already
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 April 2024 20:20 (two days ago) link
Barca comprehensively fucking this
― Number None, Tuesday, 16 April 2024 20:20 (two days ago) link
oi Dortmund, how do you let TWO runners undetected into the box
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 April 2024 20:26 (two days ago) link
OMG DORTMUND
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 April 2024 20:32 (two days ago) link
I hate fucking PSG but if Dortmund can go through I'll be happy.
― My God's got no nose... (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 April 2024 20:34 (two days ago) link
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, April 16, 2024 4:32 PM bookmarkflaglink
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 April 2024 20:34 (two days ago) link
Borussia Dortmund 3 Bayern 2 or gtf
― My God's got no nose... (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 April 2024 20:55 (two days ago) link
have to say City have absolutely shat themselves here
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 21:45 (yesterday) link
everybody too afraid to go top corner
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 21:47 (yesterday) link
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Premier-less semifinal
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 21:48 (yesterday) link
Loving the Champions League this year.
― My God's got no nose... (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 21:49 (yesterday) link
been a good two days of matches.
thank u for no away goals
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 21:49 (yesterday) link
Bernardo Silva possibly the most embarrassing penalty miss I've ever seen in my life.
― My God's got no nose... (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 21:50 (yesterday) link
yeah that one was hilarious. at least Modric's was just weak
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 21:51 (yesterday) link
i can take no joy in Madrid winning anything but hey it's the Champions League it's all heels
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 21:51 (yesterday) link
Fucking hell, how do Madrid get away with this stuff
Didn't have an attack worthy of the name for about 100 minutes. Bellingham was absolutely non-existent
Still, lol City etc
― Number None, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 21:52 (yesterday) link
i had a low-stakes wager that Man City would score exactly one goal, and I cashed out early after their first one because it looked like they were going to add a second real quick.
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 21:56 (yesterday) link
Great day to be a salty premier league fan!!!
― H.P, Thursday, 18 April 2024 00:11 (twenty-two hours ago) link