Create a new system to replace VAR

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automated robotic refereeing.

Yr chest strap will use proximity alert technology and start beeping when you are in an offside position

Red and yellow cards delivered on field by drone, which immediately flies into the atmosphere and self destructs after

Players who complain about missed calls are warned first, shot with lasers second time.

PKs awarded by AI trained on hours of footage of good PK calls.

Chelsea banned from playing

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 February 2024 17:58 (one month ago) link

every time a penalty is called, it is the last time the penalty may ever be enforced for the rest of the season

z_tbd, Saturday, 17 February 2024 18:12 (one month ago) link

Tyler Adams loves that idea

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 February 2024 18:13 (one month ago) link

all video of the match shall be projected onto the match itself, as the match is ongoing, with projections of 10 seconds ago being flashed upon the present. each player may wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from the blinding projected video, but only for 20 minutes. substitutes are not allowed to wear sunglasses.

z_tbd, Saturday, 17 February 2024 18:17 (one month ago) link

while a penalty is being reviewed, this music plays through state of the art subwoofers installed in every section of the stadium

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfba4xAyxxA

if the penalty is favorable for the home team, this tone plays until the next penalty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69vd5es9GUw

if the penalty is unfavorable for the home team, this audio is turned on and off at unpredictable intervals until the next penalty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VqyG84AKuo

z_tbd, Saturday, 17 February 2024 18:19 (one month ago) link

Lmao

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 February 2024 18:26 (one month ago) link


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