WREXHAM (and others) 25/26

Watford struggling to break down the League One playoff winners is it?

There we go, good point for Hull this

Stick that in your TV show

oh, good, Wrexham are losing. And my football bets haven't been tanked by early kick offs. Oh and my lot are looking like genuine title contenders albeit after printing some serious fucking money type squad investment in the last month!

glad the thread title has been sorted. fuck yeah 24/25 was horrendous, and the football was shit as well.

Something something stop the count

lets just duckworth Lewis the rest of this fucker!

because Exeter have gone 2-0 up and Town have already won, I just need Orient and Rotherham to win to pocket £400, but alas it's a tall order.

Orient have gone 1-0 up, lol need to go out before I start torturing myself over cash out offers

TAKE THE MONEY

I think that might be good advice.

Oh shit the best offer was £45 and I was holding out for 50 until Rotherham went behind

Boo. In contrast, my mate who bets on us winning every game 4-1 should be having a good night.

I put Exeter on my accs for last 2 weeks, because wrongly or rightly I have them in the "always start strong" column.

Yeah that’s been true the last few seasons, but not as true as “have suffered nightmarish mid season collapse”.

90/1 he got, apparently.

Philogene seems far too good to be playing at this level.

While that's probably true, Sheff U seem holed below the waterline (at least until we show up next weekend)

Re Philogene you would not believe the amount of our supporters who have (until now) been bemoaning what a waste of money he has been.

Some good looking goals and finally a win again, but we had a lot of help for sure.

getting long 90's vibes from this morning's, not just big, but actually bloody huge derby matches. Going to have exercise some restraint in not getting the tinnies out too early!

I find it quite staggering that the Blades are somehow even having a worse start to the season than Wednesday

I'm not nervous, you're nervous!

football is a game for cunts played by cunts

my therapist says I'm better off ignoring football

therapist OTM, 95% of the time. that 5% though.

football is good again

maybe even really good

yes!

I can't stand football at the moment. Our grotesque US owner is making a visit to the stadium an indulgence for only the better off middle income fans. A very expensive team has been put together that play like plucky underdogs with a soft as shit defence. I fucking hate them tbh.

I hated them plenty when they stuffed us 1-0 yesterday. Should probably have been 6-1, carved us open repeatedly. They did seem a bit like they didn’t much care, though, and we could have sneaked a point at the end.

Seems likely we’re doomed this year, it’s no surprise we can’t live with the likes of Huddersfield financially but it looks like all the shitkickers we expect to scrap it out with are spending money they can never hope to get back. Sorry, I mean “have found good owners to invest in the club”.

you could have easily got an equaliser yesterday. Too early for "doomed"!

We might scrape something together but we don’t have much to base any hope on this time around.

we just scored one of the best goals English football will see all season

51' | It's an indirect free kick for Hemel Hempstead for a pass back.

It finds its way into the back of the net, but it's ruled out and will be retaken.

53' | Goal. Hemel score from the indirect free kick.

The actual definition of FOR FUCK SAKE in the dictionary.

00:24. Drink it in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO13Ki6k4PQ

um,

love it

you sir have a vested interest lol, but kiu obv

I've seen some bad refereeing performances but tonight was genuinely baffling. Sent a player off then changed his mind and only booked him before the penalty (which was a clean tackle) was taken. Booked 11 players, but not for the games only actual bad tackle or for a petulant revenge kick out of the ball - both of which he gave a free kick for so he must have seen them. Then he sent their manager off, apparently for telling their left back to take a throw in.

Ah apparently he said "get up you poof". To his own player.

I was too dejected after watching Ipswich lose 3-0 to want to pay any more attention to football last night and just watched the video of the manager getting sent off, what a wild decision - was not intentional and immediately apologised which looked to be taken in good grace?

Cheer up, you don't have to play Nathan Jones' glorious pain machine every week B-)

(I find us quite good to watch tbc, we don't spoil games, we just press and fight like crazy)

Haha. Yeah, your boys put in a hell of a lot of work - we’ve had a tendency to switch off too often and you punished us for it.

Where's Tim?

obv had too much of a good night

we need the writeup!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu-aOUs8vYU

This fellow tells you what you need to know.

Your team not being very good but your hated rivals being significantly worse, it’s an underrated joy.

Talking of the Cornish: Truro away at Gateshead today.

No talk about The Wednesday RIP?

Probably not.

ah I jinxed it

Fuck Wrexham. Awful meme team, awful thread title

that i entirely concur with the first two things you said is precisely why i made it the thread title

Been a crappy week for many town fans. https://www.ipswich.co.uk/articles/mark-ashton-ran-from-adversity-our-club-must-not

We might get Tim back posting if there are more days like yesterday!

Meanwhile, I regret to say that I am a WREXHAM fan (for the next 72h)

gl imago

got a close friend who's boro so been routing for them to go up alongside us
seemed a soft penalty for Ipswich that but stupid challenge

I think I can finally breathe a little.

Come Saturday we'll have played 18 games in 52 days. Never mind the players, I feel like I've been at a match every other day.

And tonight we pulled out of the bottom 4 for the first time. Win on Saturday against Peterborough (already relegated and lost 8-0 on Saturday) and we stay up. Curzon and Alfreton play each other so only one of them could go above us if we don't win. And Kings Lynn go to Chester. who needs a win to stay in the playoffs.

Talking of which, Kings Lynn hired Caddis after we sacked him and he's taken them from the brink of the playoffs to the brink of relegation. That's some new manager bounce. (Notwithstanding the league still have to punish KL for the sprinkler scandal.)

get it done! probably just have to not lose

we need 1 point in 3 games, but i am still certain this will come down to the last 10 minutes of the last day again

good luck both <3

Absolute scenes at York.

Also Hereford survive in National League North v much by the skin of their teeth, on goal difference after a final day 2-2 draw at relegated Peterborough Sports.

congrats aldo!

Just got home. Too pissed to write properly.

Never want another afternoon like this one. When they went ahead, and then when Mikey Lane broke through and pulled his shot just wide of the post I thought that was it.

I kept telling all the people round me to trust the Jock with the calculations over league positions and permutations but they weren't overly sure. And invading the pitch when Curzon was not only just pulled level but were still playing (and a late Curzon winner would have put us down) was pretty reckless.

But seeing Harry Pell half naked jumping on the (very weak) flat roof swirling his shirt round his head kind of made us forget how painful it had been.

We were 11 points from safety at the beginning of the month.

Yes, absolute scenes at York though

Harry Pell! Once scored two belters at The Valley to beat us. One of our youth products of course

Speaking of two belters, we stayed up in style today

Heart goes out to Portishead, who have been relegated despite finishing second on 95 points due to a dispute with the league over the completion date for their new stand.

The FA granted them an extension from March to August about 10 weeks ago, but rescinded it today with no right to appeal.

Cunts.

sour times

sorry

Fuck me that was an intense 2 hours

thread main character WREXHAM fail to qualify for the playoffs on the last day of the season by drawing 2-2 with MIDDLESBOROUGH is it?

Frighteningly close several times in the last 20, what a shame for the fans and their human Poochy cunt co-owner

:D

you'll have to be quick or next season's thread will be WREXHAM themed again

even if Spurs are in the Championship

I'm sure Spurs will just be fleeting visit to the thread unlike our voyage to the bottom of the C

So obviously there was more to the Portishead story than it first appeared, turns out they never had anything from the league and the chairman was making it all up.

Cambridge United promoted to league 1 in the most Cambridge United way possible - with a dull nil-nil draw at Crewe getting them the last automatic promotion place.

So obviously there was more to the Portishead story than it first appeared, turns out they never had anything from the league and the chairman was making it all up.

― Overtoun House windows (aldo), Saturday, 2 May 2026 15:43 (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

cowboys

Watford will now begin a search for their 15th head coach, not counting interim bosses, since September 2019 when Gracia left for the first time, and their 12th since the end of the 2020-21 season.

Tonda Eckert doesn’t seem to blink in interviews.

Pretty good game. Amazed it ended 0-0.

Hull <333

Torn between getting to watch us at the MKM next season and City going back to the Prem. Still 3rd favourites out of 3 to go up tho, obv.

Hull have done their job

it'll take more than this to persuade me 'spying' on training is a big deal tbh

Southampton expelled from Championship play-off final

No way that's awlolful

good lord what a clusterfuck everyone involved has on their hands now

Automatic promotion for City by default imo

Wow, was not expecting something that heavy.

Automatic promotion for City by default imo

― Wildfowler (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 May 2026 19:51 (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

it's pretty fucked on Hull right? between that and the need to withdraw 37k sold Southampton tickets and resell them as x Boro tickets you'd think it can't reasonably go ahead Saturday, but I also have no idea how many Foo Fighters concerts are going on for the next few weekends

next season's thread title is writing itself

people will already have paid for travel etc. a good solution isn't springing to mind

some discounted Harry Styles tickets?

Hull are making the case they should get automatic promotion, so there are potentially two legal processes that need to conclude before anyone knows who is in the final or if there is going to be one.

I have jokingly made that case but given this shitshow it's about as reasonable as the alternatives

what a shambles. love it

real england

Well done, Hull.

justice

:)