48 Crash - FIFA World Cup 2026

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99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:14 (two weeks ago)

Such a bleak World Cup but I'm still p excited for it just because it's the World Cup.

LocalGarda, Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:20 (two weeks ago)

that about sums it up. can't even pretend i'm gonna tune it out.

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:24 (two weeks ago)

the level of "greetings fellow soccer fans" hype from advertisers and TV stations feels extra cringe this year but maybe that's just me

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:26 (two weeks ago)

Yeah it's all p weird. I wish there more daytime games also, obviously that's more a gripe with football rather than every other bad thing.

Games I'm particularly looking forward to in group phase are Ecuador Germany and Scotland Brazil. Scotland Brazil feels so set up for "a famous night" for Scotland.

LocalGarda, Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:36 (two weeks ago)

i don't remember the schedule being so bad in previous USA and Mexico tournaments, I assume this is another innovation of the moneyball era but maybe my memory's just shit. gonna miss a lot of group games which makes me v sad

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:44 (two weeks ago)

https://i2-prod.dailyrecord.co.uk/article37218975.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/0_IRN-BRU-are-set-to-reveal-a-completed-John-McGinn-mural-in-the-coming-daysjpeg.jpg

HE'S READY

to come home at the end of the group stage and get a good rest and a productive pre-season

haha naw but there'll be a lot of folk watching them with great interest and hopefully they can give em something to cheer about

Sgt. Biscuits, Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:44 (two weeks ago)

This was the thread

https://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=1078909029&threadid=116760

Probably good not to use it as it has that awful fucking song at the top, however idk maybe listening to that awful fucking song will get us all in the correct mood.

Roy Ouroboroson (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:48 (two weeks ago)

i made a conscious decision to start with a clean slate

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:49 (two weeks ago)

If only we could do the same for the world cup

Roy Ouroboroson (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:53 (two weeks ago)

It is once again v hard not to think Spain will go all the way. But Argentina to retain may be just as likely. Surely it's time for France to really fuck up again.

Definitely gonna be a bit weird waking up in the morning and checking what happened overnight but also a bit of a relief now it's this big.

Harder than usual to predict a surprise pacakage too - too many contenders and permutations.

Love the idea of Mexico winning not just one knockout game (unless it's v England tho would still rather go out to them than anyone else). Just beating a team of the same or better quality in the knockout would be momentous.

USA look pretty chaotic but the potential to surpass expectations is there.

nashwan, Sunday, 7 June 2026 19:45 (two weeks ago)

https://i.postimg.cc/dVPX26Lq/IMG-0746.jpg

He’s ready (pending outcome of an MRI).

Although they have no midfield, I think Brazil could do ok this time.

Türkiye could have a good run. Mexico v South Africa has potential to be a great opener.

ShariVari, Sunday, 7 June 2026 21:12 (two weeks ago)

Not expecting it to be as even as their 2010 opener really but will admit I'm probably under-rating all the African sides (tho on their current form Panama could beat Ghana) and will be glad to be wrong.

nashwan, Sunday, 7 June 2026 21:19 (two weeks ago)

I got Curaçao and Tunisia in the work sweepstake

Sgt. Biscuits, Sunday, 7 June 2026 21:26 (two weeks ago)

I have invested a choice £20 on an accumulator on all the games against teams like Qatar, Curacao and New Zealand that could earn me a couple grand. Of course upsets happen but some of the disparities in quality seem massive.

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 7 June 2026 21:47 (two weeks ago)

one of the best bits of a World Cup is when those disparities suddenly evaporate tbh

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 June 2026 22:01 (two weeks ago)

New Zealand were the only unbeaten team at the World Cup in 2010, iirc!

ShariVari, Sunday, 7 June 2026 22:57 (two weeks ago)

Kinda want Iran to spank them ngl

nashwan, Sunday, 7 June 2026 23:00 (two weeks ago)

haha naw but there'll be a lot of folk watching them with great interest and hopefully they can give em something to cheer about

Any team that brings Hanley, Souttar, McKenna and Ralston to a World Cup is on a hiding to nothing.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Monday, 8 June 2026 06:46 (two weeks ago)

Kind of want to see chaos on par with the French Open men's tennis championships. We are surely guaranteed that in the US, but also what the heat (or heavy rains?!) will bring to the competition.

Must be awesome if your country is playing in Canada (or especially) Mexico.

And yeah like many I am sad not to be able to watch every single game.

Really want to see a new winner.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 8 June 2026 12:20 (two weeks ago)

Reading some of the previews.

In The Guardian there is this weird bit on "What to expect from Fans" and reads stupid

What to expect from the fans
Czech supporters are unlikely to travel in big numbers in the same way as, say, England, Argentina or Mexico, but those who do are usually passionate, loud and heavily beer-fuelled (but not in a violent way). They traditionally sing simple chants such as “Cesi do toho!” (“Come on, Czechs!”) and create a friendly atmosphere mixed with self-deprecation and dark humour. Violence is very rare around the national team compared with club football. Just reaching the World Cup was worthy of heavy celebration and not many fans will have the financial resources to travel to the US and Mexico. The ones who make it, though, will not be quiet.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 8 June 2026 12:41 (two weeks ago)

I was in Prague during the 2004 Euros (where they were briefly favourites) and this does not ring true at all, sadly the national team shared the support of the racist skinheads with Sparta.

Roy Ouroboroson (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 8 June 2026 12:51 (two weeks ago)

Relationship with the US/Trump
In his first term as president, Trump often talked about Korea. His pursuit of a Nobel peace prize made him surprisingly amicable toward the then-leaders of the North and South, earning him a peculiar brand of popularity in Seoul. His second term, however, has struck a different chord. A public once intrigued is now fatigued by a tenure defined by tariffs and erratic foreign policy. Reports suggesting his administration pushed for Italy to replace Iran in the World Cup have only cemented his image as a reckless disruptor in the eyes of the Korean public

There is also this bit where every country's relationship with the Trump admin is evaluated.

xp yeah I am sure there will be many funniest/inaccuracies

xyzzzz__, Monday, 8 June 2026 12:53 (two weeks ago)

Iraqi footballer Aymen Hussein issued a statement after being detained and questioned for seven hours upon entering the United States:

“If America is so hostile towards foreign nationals, why is it hosting the #2026WorldCup?”

xyzzzz__, Monday, 8 June 2026 15:09 (two weeks ago)

move all the US-based games to Canada and Mexico imo

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 June 2026 15:53 (two weeks ago)

If the US had an ok team and it's performance could impact in the polls the government might have engineered a win.

The USA have blocked the Somali Referee Omar Artan from entering the USA, the Referee who is rated the best in Africa was blocked at entry, so he got the Somalian embassy to give him a Diplomatic Passport.

But the USA still refuses to let him in.

The USA need to be disqualified pic.twitter.com/GFjX2I4vLu

— BladeoftheSun (@BladeoftheS) June 8, 2026

xyzzzz__, Monday, 8 June 2026 19:07 (two weeks ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7340272/2026/06/07/kansas-city-shooting-england-world-cup-base/

Sorry this is the US Pol thread until we start kicking a ball about

xyzzzz__, Monday, 8 June 2026 19:12 (two weeks ago)

BREAKING: Spain football star Yamal may not be at start of Spain’s World Cup match due to US Visa issues.

Natanyahu has personally requested for Yamal not to be allowed into the US 🇺🇸 as he was seen holding Palestinian flag 🇵🇸 during a celebration. pic.twitter.com/ZIWT8RXARS

— HODAN HOMES (@HodanHomes) June 9, 2026

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 9 June 2026 12:48 (two weeks ago)

Hopefully it's bollocks

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 9 June 2026 12:51 (two weeks ago)

That can't be true.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 June 2026 13:05 (two weeks ago)

think he's got an injury for first two games
presume he's in USA already tho?

nxd, Tuesday, 9 June 2026 13:40 (two weeks ago)

It's a spoof, come on

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 June 2026 13:43 (two weeks ago)

What has happened at the #2026WorldCup over the last 48 hours:

• Swiss footballer Embolo's visa was put under review and he was only able to join his team days later.

• Iraqi national team player Aymen Hussein was held for questioning for nearly 7 hours upon entering the United States.

• The Iranian national team spent days dealing with visa procedures at the U.S. Consulate in Türkiye. The U.S. only allowed them entry on match days. Fifteen members of the delegation were denied visas.

• Omar Abdulkadir Artan, named CAF's Best African Referee of 2025, was denied a visa. Despite travelling to the U.S. with a diplomatic passport, he was refused entry and sent back. FIFA announced that he will not be able to officiate at the tournament.

• The South African national team arrived in the United States much later than planned because part of the delegation was not granted visas.

• Members of the Senegal national team staff were forced to remove their shoes and subjected to lengthy searches, sparking accusations of racism.

• The Uzbekistan national team was searched with bomb-sniffing dogs and the footage went viral in international media.

• Some Scottish supporters, despite being eligible to enter the U.S. visa-free under the ESTA programme, had their travel authorisations revoked just days before departure.

• Many supporters who had already bought tickets and booked accommodation had their visa applications rejected, resulting in financial losses.

This is a little summary.

Any foreigner has to be crazy to travel to the US under any circumstances unless there's some critical personal issue, and the WC wouldn't fall under that.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 9 June 2026 16:20 (two weeks ago)

i'm sure FIFA will take strong action

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 June 2026 16:26 (two weeks ago)

Some Scottish supporters, despite being eligible to enter the U.S. visa-free under the ESTA programme, had their travel authorisations revoked just days before departure.

What's this all about though?

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 June 2026 16:46 (two weeks ago)

wondering if it's a social media history check thing

Roy Ouroboroson (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 9 June 2026 16:53 (two weeks ago)

https://www.readthemaple.com/canada-silent-as-american-authorities-throw-world-cup-into-chaos/

Canada, one of the tournament co-hosts, has not issued any official statement regarding the latest interruptions.

In April, Canadian border staff turned away Iranian footballing officials, forcing them to miss the pre-tournament FIFA Congress in Vancouver. Palestinian football officials also had difficulties obtaining Canadian visas for the conference.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 9 June 2026 19:45 (two weeks ago)

I mean, Amnesty International is warning people not to travel to the US

The Immortal Bird of Avon (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 9 June 2026 20:16 (two weeks ago)

bbc is ready

Who will win the 2026 World Cup? Total votes

France (9): Scott Brown, Gael Clichy, Rachel Corsie, Olivier Giroud, Danny Murphy, Paul Robinson, Tony Pulis, Alan Shearer & Chris Sutton

England (7): Thomas Frank, Joe Hart, Steph Houghton, Martin Keown, Wayne Rooney, Sue Smith & Ellen White

Spain (1): Micah Richards

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 06:46 (two weeks ago)

Expert opinions there.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 06:47 (two weeks ago)

Joe Hart: England. But I am not actually that bothered whether I am right or wrong. I just like to back my people and I want England to do it.

we are paying for this guy to say this stuff.

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 06:50 (two weeks ago)

He's breaking down the facade of BBC impartiality

Roy Ouroboroson (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 06:52 (two weeks ago)

does anyone here think england will win it?

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 06:55 (two weeks ago)

who is our joe hart?

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 06:55 (two weeks ago)

That'll be me. Scotland will win the World Cup.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 07:03 (two weeks ago)

You'll really shake them up when you win the World Cup

Roy Ouroboroson (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 07:06 (two weeks ago)

Scotland is the greatest football team so QED.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 07:13 (two weeks ago)

there's been some weird journalism from the BBC the last few days as football reporters are apparently discovering for the first time that

- football is a team sport
- you can only have 11 people in a team at the same time

pundits explaining this to their audience like they've discovered some arcane and puzzling mystery

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 07:24 (two weeks ago)

The coverage is so patronising, like I feel they deeply underestimate the knowledge and intelligence of their audience, even accepting that it's a wide range of people and interest levels.

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 09:00 (two weeks ago)

weren't you complaining about them doing exactly that more than a decade ago when you were an insider, this is just what they've been for ages

imago, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 09:10 (two weeks ago)

A lot of knocking on the door but Japan made it happen just now, solid goal. Let's see if they just sit on things from there.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 26 June 2026 00:18 (seven hours ago)

Or not! Pretty sweet Swedish goal in turn, bit of a game now, but Japan can still hold it with a draw IIRC...

Ned Raggett, Friday, 26 June 2026 00:22 (seven hours ago)

ecuador beating germany is very funny tbf

||||||||, Friday, 26 June 2026 00:54 (six hours ago)

Lots of good matches today 😎

Punster McPunisher, Friday, 26 June 2026 01:04 (six hours ago)

https://i.imgur.com/Ia4oHjS.jpeg

Punster McPunisher, Friday, 26 June 2026 01:30 (five hours ago)

Damn aggressive start

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 June 2026 02:03 (five hours ago)

There's that suspect US defending

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 26 June 2026 02:11 (five hours ago)

hope you didnt tune in late to this one folks, each team has scored one goal

lag∞n, Friday, 26 June 2026 02:12 (five hours ago)

just tuned in! did I miss anything?

disco stabbing horror (lukas), Friday, 26 June 2026 02:12 (five hours ago)

Walked into a full bar, game on. Hardly anybody watching. Seat closest to the TV open.

disco stabbing horror (lukas), Friday, 26 June 2026 02:13 (five hours ago)

yes many celebs are in attendance

lag∞n, Friday, 26 June 2026 02:13 (five hours ago)

They sang the star spangled banner

Punster McPunisher, Friday, 26 June 2026 02:14 (five hours ago)

Watching in split screen

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 June 2026 02:18 (five hours ago)

Why is Berhalter

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 June 2026 02:19 (five hours ago)

why are they taking our nations goals from us

lag∞n, Friday, 26 June 2026 02:31 (four hours ago)

There's that suspect US defending

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underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 26 June 2026 02:31 (four hours ago)

unbelievable first turkey convinces the world to say the lil a at the end of their name now theyre scoring goals left and right

lag∞n, Friday, 26 June 2026 02:33 (four hours ago)

Wonder how hard Poch will try to win

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 June 2026 02:35 (four hours ago)

Don't expect to see Pulisic except for maybe 10 minutes but I expect Poch will make a few stabilization subs

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 June 2026 02:37 (four hours ago)

Trusty has basically sucked outside of the goal lmao

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 June 2026 02:39 (four hours ago)

hes out of position imo, he's already kinda suspect as a CB as it is, putting him at LB is weird

big boodith judith (m bison), Friday, 26 June 2026 02:44 (four hours ago)

Yeah so idk how much we're learning from the subs sadly. Other than the defensive depth is poor

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 June 2026 02:49 (four hours ago)

So basically the US roster is top heavy as suspected.

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 June 2026 02:58 (four hours ago)

we are Mayor McCheese

deaner the party (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 26 June 2026 03:00 (four hours ago)

Predictions for halftime subs:

Tab Ramos in at midfield
Tony Meola in at goal

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 June 2026 03:06 (four hours ago)

Damn son what did that goal do to you

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 June 2026 03:11 (four hours ago)

Fuck now we'll never get rid of Berhalter

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 June 2026 03:12 (four hours ago)

He hasn't been amazing but he's been better than the other midfielders not named McKennie imp

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 26 June 2026 03:13 (four hours ago)

ImO

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 26 June 2026 03:13 (four hours ago)

Really wish Dike hadn't had that spell of injuries as he was trying to get a foothold on the national team.

He hadn't really done much to earn a spot in the limited time he played for them but the dude's hold-up play was seriously impressive, he looked like he could be a better version of Altidore, but injuries wrecked his career.

Having a bruiser type that could receive the ball back to goal and turn would be quite the upgrade

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 June 2026 03:17 (four hours ago)

Thank God Weah's done

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 June 2026 03:20 (four hours ago)

Aaronson can sure do nothing with a lot

deaner the party (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 26 June 2026 03:25 (four hours ago)

He was playing out of position for some reason xp

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 26 June 2026 03:26 (four hours ago)

Both Aaronsons are butt

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 June 2026 03:26 (four hours ago)

Agree that not having a classic big up front is a problem. Pepi isn't that guy.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 26 June 2026 03:27 (four hours ago)

Can Shaquille O Neal learn a new sport and de-age himself

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 June 2026 03:28 (four hours ago)

Wonder if Paraguay and Australia agreed to draw in advance

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 June 2026 03:30 (three hours ago)

lets just say it wasn't worth staying up for

nxd, Friday, 26 June 2026 03:31 (three hours ago)

Fan in Alexi Lalas costume

Rethink your life

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 June 2026 03:37 (three hours ago)

they should make lalas wear the costume

lag∞n, Friday, 26 June 2026 03:38 (three hours ago)

Fuck. The depth shrinks further

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 June 2026 03:54 (three hours ago)

unbelievable

lag∞n, Friday, 26 June 2026 04:04 (three hours ago)

entirely believable

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 26 June 2026 04:05 (three hours ago)

Poch out

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 June 2026 04:06 (three hours ago)

JK. Can't be too mad about it. Turkiye played well, US played several people out of position, several starters didn't play due to being worried about yellow card accumulation.

It did reveal what we already knew, that if one unit will be their undoing, it's the backline. Hopefully they learn a lot from this game film.

Next match will be more breaking down a low block

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 June 2026 04:08 (three hours ago)

I am glad that Turkiye got to experience that goal scoring feeling

deaner the party (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 26 June 2026 04:17 (three hours ago)

And their talented young player that looks like Nathan Fielder did a nutmeg. He'll remember that forever.

deaner the party (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 26 June 2026 04:18 (three hours ago)

Nutmeg For You

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 June 2026 04:54 (two hours ago)

steve clarke has clearly angered the football gods - every result that could have gone against him has. good

||||||||, Friday, 26 June 2026 06:15 (one hour ago)

Not just the football gods he's angered tbf, still at least Celtic players have started scoring.

stanes on the knees and blood on the jumber (Tom D.), Friday, 26 June 2026 07:04 (twenty-four minutes ago)


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