Which FIFA World Cup 2026™ hydration break track most deserves a red card?

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Unfortunately, you only have ONE red card, even though a lot of these need to be sent off at this point

Poll Results

Option	Votes
DJ Otzi - Hey Baby (Uhh, Ahh)	6
Bon Jovi - Livin' on a Prayer	5
Journey - Don't Stop Believin'	4
Bryan Adams - Summer of '69	2
The Killers - Mr Brightside	2
Los Del Rio - Macarena	2
Queen - We Will Rock You	1
John Denver - Take Me Home, Country Roads	0
You forgot ______, you FIFA World Cup 2026™ hydration break amateur	0

― salsa shark, Monday, 6 July 2026 20:15 (two weeks ago)

"Don't Stop Believin'". not only am I sick of this song, I hate its cutesy usage at sporting events when the home team is behind (mine used to do that).

― If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 July 2026 20:17 (two weeks ago)

i don't much care for "We Will Rock You"'s fascist stomp and i think "Livin' on a Prayer" has probably baconed but apart from that i'm not driven mad by any of these

― 99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 July 2026 20:18 (two weeks ago)

Imagine Lucas Digne sipping on a Michelob Ultra®, forever

Otzi's been doing my nut most

― LookaDjin (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 6 July 2026 20:33 (two weeks ago)

The Otzi just reminds me of Limmy which is never a bad thing. Killers for me

― crisp, Monday, 6 July 2026 20:39 (two weeks ago)

It's such an unbelievably shit bigoted-Dad list. Maybe Giuliani Jr. or whoever submitted it personally.

Feel like LOAP has been played the most often but yeah it's got to be 'Hey Baby' (was that even a hit in the US or is that their idea of appealong to European fans?).

― nashwan, Monday, 6 July 2026 20:46 (two weeks ago)

Can't help having an unfortunate fondness for Otzi's boozy wedding reception vibe

― 99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 July 2026 20:48 (two weeks ago)

Ugh definitely Bon Jovi imo

― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 6 July 2026 20:57 (two weeks ago)

I feel I heard Whitney at some point, did you not include because it’s just better than all this garbage? Voted the glee song.

― a hoy hoy, Monday, 6 July 2026 20:59 (two weeks ago)

I didn't include it because I haven't heard it (same probably goes for anything else not in the list)

― salsa shark, Monday, 6 July 2026 21:27 (two weeks ago)

Don't think I heard the Denver but I usually do something else in the hydration break...

Has to be Otzi. Truly mindless dreck

― xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 July 2026 21:37 (two weeks ago)

Other songs are ok, more like yellow cards.

― xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 July 2026 21:38 (two weeks ago)

definitely heard Hips Don't Lie at one point, obviously not the worst by any stretch

― Angine de Postecogloutrine (NickB), Monday, 6 July 2026 21:48 (two weeks ago)

'Hey Baby' (was that even a hit in the US or is that their idea of appealong to European fans?

it's a cover version of an American song!

― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Monday, 6 July 2026 21:50 (two weeks ago)

Livin' on a Prayer has repulsed me most recently, so that. Plus it's top of the list already.

― Ward Fowler, Monday, 6 July 2026 22:04 (two weeks ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Saturday, 18 July 2026 00:01 (two days ago)

bryan adams

― mobb derp (voodoo chili), Saturday, 18 July 2026 03:47 (two days ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Sunday, 19 July 2026 00:01 (yesterday)

I will be happy to never hear any of these songs or Wonderwall ever again plzkthx

― a hoy hoy, Sunday, 19 July 2026 13:26 (yesterday)

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