alves vs busquets

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you fucking hate these two and never tire of saying it, so who is worse

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Thursday, 16 June 2011 14:42 (twelve years ago) link

voted for the racist

sonderangerbot, Thursday, 16 June 2011 14:46 (twelve years ago) link

part of busquet's role is to be the central kind-of hardman dick to put himself about or dive and roll around if the opposition are going above and beyond.

Alves' constant cuntishness inhibits his usefulness. Spends more time on the ground being a cunt than going past his man or continuing on to receive a return. His general play exudes cuntishness- shit passes, wasteful crosses, indulgent shots from stupid angles.

He's a cunt of the highest and i hope he dies young on tv.

beta the drivel you know (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 June 2011 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Thursday, 16 June 2011 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

We need a Gattusso vs Materazzi poll as well.

Matt DC, Thursday, 16 June 2011 14:52 (twelve years ago) link

That Alves celebration .gif is annoying but I liked his dance after scoring v. Shakhtar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjdapR5GvCM

boxall, Thursday, 16 June 2011 14:52 (twelve years ago) link

Voting for the racist though, even if Alves has an exceptionally annoying face.

Matt DC, Thursday, 16 June 2011 14:52 (twelve years ago) link

love gattuso hate materazzi

not a contest

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Thursday, 16 June 2011 14:54 (twelve years ago) link

like both gattuso and materazzi.

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Thursday, 16 June 2011 14:56 (twelve years ago) link

Like both Alves and Busquets don't find them anywhere near hateable tbh.

pandemic, Thursday, 16 June 2011 14:57 (twelve years ago) link

have you seen the racism thing? that and that dive gif are enough to make me hate him, but the racism thing in particular i find disgusting, not least cos i bet he thinks it's gamesmanship.

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

i've not heard the racism thing, tbh. Man i'd hate to have to hate busquets more than alves though.

beta the drivel you know (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

I just went and found that, then voted for Busquets straight off

aka best bum of the o_O's (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

sid lowe seemed to think it was 'mono'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link

Plus Dani's little victory dance is hypnotic and adorable

aka best bum of the o_O's (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link

it was??

x-post

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link

also what a fucking imbecile busquets must be

"if i hide behind my mouth tv cameras won't see it, just like i got away with peeking from behind my fingers for that dive i did"

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:13 (twelve years ago) link

the ppl at uefa who declined to charge him presumably employed the threshold of reasonable doubt, but on the balance of probabilities it doesn't look good

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link

i can see how you think alves is an annoying player but busquets is just all around a disgusting human being

sonderangerbot, Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link

but i actually like alves so

sonderangerbot, Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:17 (twelve years ago) link

MASSIVE DISLAIMER

i cant view youtubes on my phone so i still haven't seen anything

JUST SO WE'RE ALL CLEAR I/M NOT DEFENDING THE RACIST DUDE OK?

beta the drivel you know (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:17 (twelve years ago) link

damn, can't believe deems just explicitly said he is chill w/ busquets murdering romani children

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

that's really not on

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

MASSIVE DISLAIMER

obviously i like barcelona quite a lot but

I LIKE DANIEL ALVES AND THINK HE UNFAIRLY DISPARAGED

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:20 (twelve years ago) link

fuck's sake, don't start on gypsies or nv will start having a go too.

beta the drivel you know (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:20 (twelve years ago) link

alves looks like he has some ferenghi in him in that gif (is that racist)

F U (cozen), Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:21 (twelve years ago) link

i'm pretty sure that it is but

beta the drivel you know (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

xxp already SB'd you for defending racist Busquets

aka best bum of the o_O's (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

Tbh in Busquets vs Hitler I'd probably still end up voting for Busquets.

Matt DC, Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:24 (twelve years ago) link

rapidly headin bac towards the norm of 12 so

It's kind of a relief tbh

beta the drivel you know (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:25 (twelve years ago) link

i bet he likes the black eyed peas

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:29 (twelve years ago) link

uncalled for

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

ffs way to leave a dude out of the conversation that's getting him banned

beta the drivel you know (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

My dislike of Busquets poisoned the way I looked at the entire team this season.

in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

Sid Lowe also seemed to think that Uefa had met with Marcelo in person before dismissing the Busquets case.

Though if he felt the need to cover his mouth I can't imagine I'd defend whatever he said.

boxall, Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

looks painful

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

okay seen the alleged racist youtube. Not clear to me at all what Busquets says so has no bearing on what I think about him. Don't give a shit about diving.

pandemic, Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 16 June 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

two years pass...

http://i.imgur.com/yoByImM.png

nakhchivan, Sunday, 23 March 2014 23:09 (ten years ago) link

if I had any skill with a brush I'd render scenes like that in the style of a renaissance painting & earn if not a fortune then certainly an article on the metro site

ogmor, Sunday, 23 March 2014 23:26 (ten years ago) link

ten months pass...

i bet he likes the black eyed peas

― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Thursday, 16 June 2011 16:29 (3 years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/OWuXOXy.jpg

no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Monday, 16 February 2015 01:28 (nine years ago) link

david luiz combines most of the sins of these two while being significantly worse at football

no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Monday, 16 February 2015 01:29 (nine years ago) link

two years pass...

to counter the ridiculous alves hate itt here is a charming article by the best player itw rn

https://www.theplayerstribune.com/dani-alves-juventus-the-secret/

ogmor, Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:07 (six years ago) link

love that alves totally excelled after barca let him go. top top player.

-_- (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:23 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

beautiful Alves freekick to level the French super cup at 1-1.

nothing City could have done to prevent him blowing them off in favour PSG but still - losing out on this guy on a free transfer only to spaff £75 million on Kyle Walker and Danilo, fuck

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 29 July 2017 20:21 (six years ago) link

in fact that's both goals in this game scored by nominal right backs playing on the wing - Djibril Sidibe got the opener with a dreamy chip to finish off a nice move - i thought right backs were famously the shittiest players on their team?

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 29 July 2017 20:24 (six years ago) link

Dani Alves tears Monaco to pieces down the right and hangs it up for Rabiot to score. best right winger itw

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 29 July 2017 20:27 (six years ago) link


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