Knocked Up Rollcall

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TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

#2!! :D

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

Instahoof sounds like horse-foot caulk.

come back to the five and dime remy bean, (remy bean), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

It's kind of growing on me tbh.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

Yes #2 is due to arrive in... three weeks! No idea what gender. "Aftika" is going to be a hard row to hoe for a boy, but it'll build character

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:13 (twelve years ago) link

Aftikah
Maksud nama tiada di dalam rekod.

Apa ada pada 'AFTIKAH' ?

AFTIKAH
A Amanah
F Fleksibel
T Tulus
I Ikhlas
K Komited
A Alim
H Harum

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link

3 weeks, damn! I totally missed that. Congratulations. Awww I bet it's got to be pretty cute watching #1 wait for the impending arrival.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

man if i was born amid a hurricane i would find a way to mention it in most sentences. "you want five copies of this made?, double-sided print? no problem - no problem because i was born in a hurricane".

godspeed!, anyway

(Chris Isaak Cover) (schlump), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:17 (twelve years ago) link

no longer knocked up

oh my God today is a beautiful day you guys

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:49 (twelve years ago) link

congrats!!!!

frogsb (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link

the artist formerly known as Instahoof is sleeping so peacefully & I am floating, everybody. man oh man.

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link

congratulations!

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:51 (twelve years ago) link

does instahoof have an alias? are you at the hospital? how is your wife?

frogsb (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link

AERO, CONGRATULATIONS, MAN!!!

arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link

whoa I had no idea, congrats aero!

iatee, Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link

awesome dude congrats

mookieproof, Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:53 (twelve years ago) link

Welcome to the world, little Instahoof! And congratulations to your mom and dad!

Jaq, Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:54 (twelve years ago) link

congrats, big man!!!!

 (gr8080), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:54 (twelve years ago) link

rock on!

Euler, Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:57 (twelve years ago) link

Congrats to you all!

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

Instahoof! Yes! Congratulations and I hope your wife is doing well, too!

pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:17 (twelve years ago) link

<3instahoof, congratulations family!!

estela, Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:47 (twelve years ago) link

HAPPY BIRTHDAY INSTAHOOF!

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:51 (twelve years ago) link

instahoof for head hoofster, congrats!!

IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:56 (twelve years ago) link

man if i was born amid a hurricane i would find a way to mention it in most sentences. "you want five copies of this made?, double-sided print? no problem - no problem because i was born in a hurricane".

godspeed!, anyway

― (Chris Isaak Cover) (schlump), Friday, August 26, 2011 5:17 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol can't stop thinking abt this post

 (gr8080), Saturday, 27 August 2011 04:07 (twelve years ago) link

O_O

Aero, I had...no...fucking...clue about this blessed event. Gotta read this subboard more often. Congratulations to the three of you.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 27 August 2011 04:28 (twelve years ago) link

holy moley, congratulations!!

FLIP FLOPPING HILL BILLY! (reddening), Saturday, 27 August 2011 08:07 (twelve years ago) link

i swear 2 god i had a dream about aero having a baby a few days ago

 (gr8080), Saturday, 27 August 2011 08:20 (twelve years ago) link

wow, a thousand welcomes to Instahoof!

bethnal green and baudrillard (c sharp major), Saturday, 27 August 2011 08:25 (twelve years ago) link

HAPPY BIRTHDAY INSTAHOOF!

― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Saturday, 27 August 2011 04:51 (5 hours ago) Bookmark

(Chris Isaak Cover) (schlump), Saturday, 27 August 2011 09:03 (twelve years ago) link

kisses, dude. also thx for someone else to pay for our Social Security.

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 August 2011 09:10 (twelve years ago) link

Congrats AERO and Ms. AERO! Hail Instahoof! <3

Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 27 August 2011 10:39 (twelve years ago) link

Congrats!

the ascent of nyan (a passing spacecadet), Saturday, 27 August 2011 10:47 (twelve years ago) link

yay congratulations!

horseshoe, Saturday, 27 August 2011 13:56 (twelve years ago) link

:D :D :D

GOD SPEED SWEET 'SMITH FAM

Frogbs (Pray Like Aretha Franklin (in Whiteface)) (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 August 2011 13:59 (twelve years ago) link

congratulations

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 27 August 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

Well done all concerned!

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 27 August 2011 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

hooray for instahoof!

tehresa, Saturday, 27 August 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

Ohhhhhhhh shit congrats dude

dougie instructor (jjjusten), Saturday, 27 August 2011 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

RADBABY TIMES 2 U

davon cuul II (m bison), Saturday, 27 August 2011 16:35 (twelve years ago) link

way to go!
Tracer, that's awesome.

like working at a jewelry store and not knowing about bracelets (Dr. Superman), Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.celluloidheroreviews.com/images/dog_day_afternoon.jpg
Ahftikah! Ahftikah!

man if i was born amid a hurricane i would find a way to mention it in most sentences. "you want five copies of this made?, double-sided print? no problem - no problem because i was born in a hurricane".
godspeed!, anyway

― (Chris Isaak Cover) (schlump), Friday, August 26, 2011 5:17 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol can't stop thinking abt this post

―  (gr8080), Saturday, August 27, 2011 12:07 AM (14 hours ago)


personally wouldn't really bother to mention it unless it was a "crossfire" hurricane.

Anyway, kudos and congrats all round.

Don't ask for the steening, ask for the HOOS (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

WOOOOOO HOOOOOO

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 27 August 2011 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

Woah!!!! Congrats!!

Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Saturday, 27 August 2011 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

Oh well done!

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 27 August 2011 21:53 (twelve years ago) link

Congratulations!!!!

tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 28 August 2011 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

Welcome to Instahoof Irene Tyler!

kate78, Sunday, 28 August 2011 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

btw for my last post on the knocked up rollcall thread I wanna say that all the insane intense you-can't-know-til-you-know shit ppl throw down about the blessed event are, for me, true - that while I don't doubt that a wordy motherfucker like me could find the words to describe the emotions in me today, the pure intensity of it sort of occludes the desire to actually do it. because I'm typing this while my son sleeps with his head on his mother's belly. that's what it is, you know? it's that level of gary-snyder-in-his-groove simple depth, that view-of-a-mountain huge. completely in love with this little guy, can't even start to talk about it without crying yet.

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 28 August 2011 23:24 (twelve years ago) link

oh man wow! congratulations!

kkvgz, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 13:51 (twelve years ago) link


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