ILX Parenting 5: I'm a big kid now

she fills up one 100-page notebook a week w/drawings

I am charmed beyond words that some of those pictures are of JJ Fad. No joke I sometimes think about teaching our kid the "S is for Super and the U is for Unique" part of the song because it's education and also ADORABLE.

we were listening to Supersonic one day and she's always interested in drawing girls (we have had arguments about whether girls can draw boys and vice versa) so she asked what they looked like and I drew her a picture and then she drew a picture and then it went on from there. she draws a lot of superheroes (Supergirl, Batgirl, Wonder Woman, etc.) and musicians (Shonen Knife, Joan Jett, and some band she made up called "the Falling Rocks") and "fashion girls" for the most part. vampires also a common theme lately

she sounds rad

let me know if she ever needs a grownup best friend

Glad you got it all worked out Shakey!!!!!!!!

The Falling Rocks is a great band name and does not seem to be taken, get to it IMM crew

feel like the world's dumbest dad right now. this morning, evie started complaining that she was hot, didn't feel good, etc. and sure enough she felt warm, had a mild fever (99 degrees) so we gave her some kids pain-killer and took it easy, let her watch tv on the couch. i read up on fevers, saw they usually means they're fighting off an infection, so i'm like oh it must be some kind of viral/bacterial infection, no big deal. she was doing fine but this evening she felt even hotter, temp was up to 101, so we gave her more more meds. finally right before she went to bed, we thought to check under the bandaid she's had on her knee for a couple of days since scraping it, the bandaid we've let her wear without changing it for two days, without cleaning or even checking on the wound, and sure enough, it looks gross and pus-y. so we have to hold her down and disinfect it while she screams at us bc i was too dumb to deal with a little scraped up knee. ugh. hopefully it'll look better in the morning.

:( poor kid. hope she improves!

The screaming last night during some booger removal made me feel like the biggest bastard in the world

Aww. I think that happens to all dads? That's how Dad becomes the one who, yes, holds your screaming head in the sink to wash away enough blood to tell if you have to go to the hospital for stitches.

Ben just broke his elbow (he's with his mom) at the Exploratorium today. He's at the hospital and has to go under general anesthesia and get it set. He's used to going under due to all the MRIs he's had, but... Boo. And I'm stuck in China, so I can't be there for him. This sucks.

I would've never thought to check the bandaid.

Hospital bill showed up today holy fucking fuck

they sure do print up some big number$ on those

We should start a 'completely shitty things I've done as a parent' because I'm sure we've all got a sackful

Hospital bill showed up today holy fucking fuck

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Sunday, September 15, 2013 11:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the day many of us become out and out socialists

Anyone with an older kid going through trouble with velcro vs. laces? We taught our kid to tie his laces back in kindergarten. He's always been kind of cack-handed about it - tying impossibly weird double-knots or sometimes just shoving his laces inside his shoes to avoid tying them. I'm pretty sure I did some of the same stuff when I was a kid, so I've taken it in stride.

But I was talking to him about getting new shoes this weekend and he asked for velcro. He said all the kids in his class wear velcro. When I was a kid, the only kids in the fourth-grade who wore velcro got made fun of pretty badly. I guess this isn't the case now?

We should start a 'completely shitty things I've done as a parent' because I'm sure we've all got a sackful

― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Monday, September 16, 2013 3:23 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

How about "I'm just running over to the trash can -- oh shit, stroller collapsed on K"

Aww. I think that happens to all dads? That's how Dad becomes the one who, yes, holds your screaming head in the sink to wash away enough blood to tell if you have to go to the hospital for stitches.

― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Sunday, September 15, 2013 10:43 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Anecdotally, yes, it seems like dads make more of these mistakes or are more lax or something. OTOH, while H was home with K for a year and a half, I used to joke that it was like the saying about "I'm a great driver when I'm alone in the car"

I didn't mean bad things happen more with dads! I meant, the necessity of steeling yrself to do the hard/gross thing when it's your kid, it just becomes reality.

yea any time i have to forcibly restrain J to change a diaper, remove boogers, wipe his face/hands, i feel like an asshole. especially when he breaks down and does that horrible, totally defeated cry

it's really bad giving him medicine too, he hates that. he had a double ear infection a month ago and giving him amoxcillin 2x a day was just torture for him

I had my very first run in with the in-laws this week. PP's parents are divorced and the dad and step dad have a 30 year active feud going on. It was grandparents day at school last Thursday and they came dangerously close to using beeps as a pawn in their rivalry. On the weekend I let one of them have it. Probably my proudest mama lion moment to date.

K has had severe diarrhea a couple of times and completely refused pedialyte. We had to force her to drink a whole bunch of it, which was an awful experience. But the importance/good of what you're doing is far outweighed by the temporary misery you're putting them in.

xpost - Beeps is disturbing delighted when she gets to take medicine

xp, oh man, dealing with a feuding grandpa and step-grandpa does not sound cool at all

Probably my proudest mama lion moment to date.

Good on ya, sunny.

^^ otm

Beeps is disturbing delighted when she gets to take medicine

The something not falling far from the something here.

Heh. Abba saw me pour a glass of vodka this weekend, and I called it a "grown-up drink". She countered "No. Medicine!"

laurel otm. multiple generations of apples and trees, including me, unfortunately, but i have my eyes open at least.

Calling... so... many... daycare... providers...

I'm usually aces at talking to people on the phone but this is just exhausting me.

Probably because I know the end result will be handing my infant and a whole lot of money over to someone else for 8 hours/day.

The one I just called costs more than my salary but they offer yoga for babies, so I guess that's worth it.

This won't make you feel better, but we're having a tough time with the issue as H has started work again. My mother-in-law can do a couple days a week, which is great, and we realized we could do a part-time nanny for the same price as daycare, so that's what we're doing. We did a trial period of a couple months with one, and she was sorta ok, like not someone who would hit our child or ever put her in danger, but K also just didn't seem to like her much. Then this woman who lives in the building finished a job watching some other kids who she had taken care of for several years and seemed perfect -- we already had talked to her a bunch of times and she loves K, she speaks K's other language (hebrew), she only wanted part-time work so we didn't have to worry about her leaving us for someone offering full-time, and K just seemed to have a rapport with her.

First day, K has a bad fall at the playground in her care. Some nanny who is friends with the old nanny claims to have seen the new nanny at the park not paying attention and sitting on the bench (you really can't sit on the bench while an 18-month-old is running around, you have to be after them all the time). Obviously the woman who called us has an interest in getting her friend her job back, but it also seemed like it matched up with other details we knew. Could be an exaggerated version of events, but still, I am NOT cool with someone sitting on a bench while K runs around the playground unattended, even for a few mins.

That's scary. What are you going to do?

I am cautiously optimistic. There are a couple of close home daycares and a few centers that are one bus away that are (comparatively) affordable and have availability, but that's just the first step. Then we have to take tours, etc. It's just such a headache.

I spend a lot of time being impotently angry at the shitty state of the USA's leave laws and wishing I lived somewhere that mandates a year of paid maternity leave.

In seriousness, I think we're going to have people we know spy on the nanny at the park. If it's not working out, we'll have to find someone else I guess. We also firmly told the nanny that she needs to stay on top of K, giving her the benefit of the doubt that maybe since she hadn't worked with a toddler in a while she had forgotten.

There's an argument to be made that daycare is actually better in some ways -- more layers of supervision/licensing/professionalization as opposed to just your kid alone with a random. K is still too young for most of the good daycares around us anyway, and she's also a little physically weak for her age, but when she turns two we may just put her in daycare.

how old is K? we started D in a local Chabad montessori program when she was 15 months and we've been really happy

That sounds like a good plan w/ the nanny. And arguments for and against nannies/daycare aside, you've got to do what's best for your kid, at least to the extent that you're able.

xp 18 mos. There were only two daycares available that had a pre-2 class, one was in another neighborhood I'd have to drive her to before taking the train to work, and the other we just got a bad feeling from. When she turns two there are a lot more good options.

The woman watching her now I think is genuinely nice and likes K but is a little old and maybe tired, bad knees etc., and also has a more hands off attitude.

ha the place I just called played Vivaldi as the hold music while they transferred me to their "admissions coordinator." Something tells me that's not going to be in our price range...

It's really crazy how much of a normal salary you wind up having to spend on daycare -- with my wife as a teacher we were just barely in the zone where it made financial sense for her to go back to work.

It didn't make financial sense for my wife to go back to work when we lived in Silicon Valley or when we lived in the Great Plains, since daycare was in$ane on the Peninsula and salaries were lol in the Great Planes. and we both have PhDs! what a country!

we don't do daycare, doesn't make financial sense and it would be a second choice anyway. we actually feel pretty lucky that it doesn't make financial sense, we love that one of us is home with J. i work full-time and my wife works part-time, so she has him most of the time and i take over when she's at work. J's almost a year now and we're definitely going to keep this arrangement if/when we have more kids (which we're hoping to). definitely one of the best choices we've made, but i realize that it's a different choice for everyone.

Ugh, K freaked out when new nanny showed up today, and we've now caught both old nanny and new nanny in at least one lie. It's hard to be at work today.

a LIE? what sort of lie?

Well to be clear we're not entirely sure the new nanny lied, but her description of how the fall happened seemed a little off, and we don't really believe her that she wasn't sitting on the bench at all. When H talked to the old nanny, she pretended like she wasn't aware of what her friend had told us about, and said that she hadn't even talked to her friend, but this was obviously a lie, because her friend told us that the old nanny wanted the job back, so they must have talked.

Nannygate!

you guys need an army of those teddy bear camera things

carl what kind of fees are they talking about?