Stupendous :)
― Madchen, Thursday, 30 April 2015 07:41 (nine years ago) link
this is amazing
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 7 May 2015 14:54 (nine years ago) link
[teaching 4 and 5 year olds about herbi-/carni-/omnivores]
kid: "which ones is a cat?"me: "let's think about it. what do cats eat?"kid: "creme de la creme"
― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Friday, 8 May 2015 16:55 (nine years ago) link
!!!
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link
from my 10 year old nephew the other day:
"Last night I dreamed that my mother was pregnant and also that I was able to whistle!"
― silverfish, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 14:56 (nine years ago) link
A friend's four, almost five-year-old came home and told her dad, "Smell my vulva. It smells wonderful."
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Sunday, 31 May 2015 16:11 (nine years ago) link
O_O
also lol
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 31 May 2015 18:04 (nine years ago) link
O_O is a good approximation of her dad's reaction.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Sunday, 31 May 2015 18:36 (nine years ago) link
Well did it?
jk
― schwantz, Sunday, 31 May 2015 21:18 (nine years ago) link
Just want to indicate that that was not my child.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 1 June 2015 14:36 (nine years ago) link
It was not! I'd never scoop you like that.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Monday, 1 June 2015 21:06 (nine years ago) link
Here's one from my child, as she was DJing by playing songs off of my wife's iPod: "Some DJs like to get funky, but not me."
― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 1 June 2015 21:22 (nine years ago) link
dj nofunk in tha hizzouse
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 June 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link
I asked her what it means to get funky and she did a really exaggerated rockin' out dance/face.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 1 June 2015 21:48 (nine years ago) link
she's got a point
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 June 2015 21:50 (nine years ago) link
Well did it?jk
Hahaha
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link
Ah, Aidan instigated the sex talk with Chris the other day:
Aidan : dad, jake says sex is when a man puts his penis in a woman's vagina and wiggles it around?
Chris:(ok, here we go) well, jake's right, son.
A: nooooooooooo ha ha ha ha (pauses) ........Sooooo have you done it?
Chris: (looks around for ejector seat) where do you think you came from?
A: so that *is* how babies are made? Wooooooow........
Chris: Ok, time to go to school.
Then last night A piped up 'mummy, which sex did you like best, when you made me, or when you made Molly?'
― vickyp, Thursday, 4 June 2015 12:40 (nine years ago) link
OMG.
The other day Lulu told me Bob Bunny's middle name was "the f-word - but it's ok, because that just means 'hello' in bunny language".
― Michael Jones, Thursday, 4 June 2015 13:02 (nine years ago) link
Good to know.
― Jeff, Thursday, 4 June 2015 13:03 (nine years ago) link
Fucking like bunnies(' middle names)
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 4 June 2015 19:30 (nine years ago) link
When we were having dinner last night, Ella asks what the music is, then say, "Sorry I can't bop, but I'm eating my pudding."
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Friday, 5 June 2015 02:38 (nine years ago) link
The music playing in the background, that is.
The blueberry fart went into the marker. I wonder how that makes it fun? Fart is not fun. It is yuuuucky.
― how's life, Saturday, 6 June 2015 00:40 (nine years ago) link
Fair point!
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Saturday, 6 June 2015 10:51 (nine years ago) link
I never ever watch or talk about basketball, but last night I turned on the NBA Finals, and Evie said "I know who the best basketball player ever is. Allan Houston."
― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 8 June 2015 15:18 (nine years ago) link
LOL!
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Monday, 8 June 2015 15:28 (nine years ago) link
― vickyp, Thursday, June 4, 2015 8:40 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This is amazing. I can't believe A is old enough to ask the sex questions!
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 8 June 2015 15:31 (nine years ago) link
A: GwaaaaAAAWK! A mole. GwaaaaAAAWK! A mole. GwaaaaAAAWK! A mole. I'm parrot-talking!GwaaaaAAAWK! Polly want a cracker?Polly want a cracker?GwaaaaAAAWK! A mole.
Me (after a few minutes of this): Does this parrot know any other words?
A:I'm a pirate parrot. A mole ahead! A mole ahead!GwaaaaaAAAAAK!
― how's life, Monday, 22 June 2015 09:18 (eight years ago) link
At my brother's house a few sundays ago and my nephew was trying to get my attention while my brother and I were talking. He's nearly 3. "Nick. Nick. Nick. Uncle Nick. Uncle Nick. Nick. Nick! Uncle Nick. Nick. Uncle Nick! Nick." Eventually (and this is only a few seconds, I'm not torturing him) I turn to him and say "Daniel?"
"Confused dot com," he replies.
wtf?
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 12:29 (eight years ago) link
"Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet, eating her turds and whey. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?!!"
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 01:10 (eight years ago) link
XD
― how's life, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 09:18 (eight years ago) link
"so, say you had 14 football players, and you had to split them up into 2 teams. how many players would be on each team?"
"well..... you'd have joe hart... alexei sanchez..."
----
"90 divided by 10 is....?"
"wait, my eyebrows are going to tell you"
― transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 June 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link
Worried my boy might be turning into management material:
BEEPS: Do you know how long it took me to draw all these stars? There are FIFTY of them. I'm just now getting to coloring this part.
HENRY: [Points to blank stripes.] Hey. Don't forget to do the red.
― pplains, Saturday, 4 July 2015 17:42 (eight years ago) link
<3
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 4 July 2015 18:12 (eight years ago) link
pp: Knock knockHenry: Who's there?pp: BananaHenry: Banana who?pp: Knock knockHenry: Who's there?pp: BananaHenry: Banana who?pp: Knock knockHenry: Who's there?pp: BananaHenry: Banana who?pp: Knock knockHenry: Who's there?pp: OrangeHenry: Orange who?pp: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?Henry: ...Henry: I'm shutting the door now.
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Sunday, 5 July 2015 06:48 (eight years ago) link
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Sunday, 5 July 2015 12:42 (eight years ago) link
jr: Knock knocktracer: Who's there?jr: Bananatracer: Banana who?jr: Knock knocktracer: Who's there?jr: Bananatracer: Banana who?jr: Knock knocktracer: Who's there?jr: Bananatracer: Banana who?jr: Knock knocktracer: Who's there?jr: Orangetracer: Orange who?jr: I bet you're glad I didn't say banana!!!!!!tracer: ...
― transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 5 July 2015 13:34 (eight years ago) link
Me (slipping off a piece of playground equipment, under my breath): Fuck!A (much more loudly): FUCK A GOD!
― how's life, Monday, 6 July 2015 00:33 (eight years ago) link
another recruit for team crul ringmaster.
― estela, Monday, 6 July 2015 00:43 (eight years ago) link
― how's life, Monday, 6 July 2015 14:31 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruGxIZkK0eg
― computer champion (harbl), Monday, 6 July 2015 23:21 (eight years ago) link
Singing softly at bedtime:
The sun is going downThe sun is losing all it's burning techniquesNow the sun is the moon
― how's life, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 10:10 (eight years ago) link
Mythic
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 12:37 (eight years ago) link
"Daddy, you do talk a lot of balls."
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Thursday, 16 July 2015 00:32 (eight years ago) link
solitary posts etc
― kinder, Thursday, 16 July 2015 15:11 (eight years ago) link
5yo neighbor girl:
"YOUR DOGGIE'S CUTE AND WE HAVE A POOL!"
― gr8080, Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:19 (eight years ago) link
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 July 2015 17:36 (eight years ago) link
"A breakfast for you from me"
sung to tune of "A Message to You, Rudy" though I think she thinks that's the real lyric
― droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 19 July 2015 13:54 (eight years ago) link
that is the best
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 July 2015 14:27 (eight years ago) link
That's the real lyric from now on as far as I'm concerned.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Sunday, 19 July 2015 17:04 (eight years ago) link