Fucking like bunnies(' middle names)
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 4 June 2015 19:30 (nine years ago) link
When we were having dinner last night, Ella asks what the music is, then say, "Sorry I can't bop, but I'm eating my pudding."
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Friday, 5 June 2015 02:38 (nine years ago) link
The music playing in the background, that is.
The blueberry fart went into the marker. I wonder how that makes it fun? Fart is not fun. It is yuuuucky.
― how's life, Saturday, 6 June 2015 00:40 (nine years ago) link
Fair point!
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Saturday, 6 June 2015 10:51 (nine years ago) link
I never ever watch or talk about basketball, but last night I turned on the NBA Finals, and Evie said "I know who the best basketball player ever is. Allan Houston."
― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 8 June 2015 15:18 (nine years ago) link
LOL!
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Monday, 8 June 2015 15:28 (nine years ago) link
Ah, Aidan instigated the sex talk with Chris the other day:
Aidan : dad, jake says sex is when a man puts his penis in a woman's vagina and wiggles it around?
Chris:(ok, here we go) well, jake's right, son.
A: nooooooooooo ha ha ha ha (pauses) ........Sooooo have you done it?
Chris: (looks around for ejector seat) where do you think you came from?
A: so that *is* how babies are made? Wooooooow........
Chris: Ok, time to go to school.
Then last night A piped up 'mummy, which sex did you like best, when you made me, or when you made Molly?'
― vickyp, Thursday, June 4, 2015 8:40 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This is amazing. I can't believe A is old enough to ask the sex questions!
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 8 June 2015 15:31 (nine years ago) link
A: GwaaaaAAAWK! A mole. GwaaaaAAAWK! A mole. GwaaaaAAAWK! A mole. I'm parrot-talking!GwaaaaAAAWK! Polly want a cracker?Polly want a cracker?GwaaaaAAAWK! A mole.
Me (after a few minutes of this): Does this parrot know any other words?
A:I'm a pirate parrot. A mole ahead! A mole ahead!GwaaaaaAAAAAK!
― how's life, Monday, 22 June 2015 09:18 (eight years ago) link
At my brother's house a few sundays ago and my nephew was trying to get my attention while my brother and I were talking. He's nearly 3. "Nick. Nick. Nick. Uncle Nick. Uncle Nick. Nick. Nick! Uncle Nick. Nick. Uncle Nick! Nick." Eventually (and this is only a few seconds, I'm not torturing him) I turn to him and say "Daniel?"
"Confused dot com," he replies.
wtf?
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 12:29 (eight years ago) link
"Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet, eating her turds and whey. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?!!"
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 01:10 (eight years ago) link
XD
― how's life, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 09:18 (eight years ago) link
"so, say you had 14 football players, and you had to split them up into 2 teams. how many players would be on each team?"
"well..... you'd have joe hart... alexei sanchez..."
----
"90 divided by 10 is....?"
"wait, my eyebrows are going to tell you"
― transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 June 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link
Worried my boy might be turning into management material:
BEEPS: Do you know how long it took me to draw all these stars? There are FIFTY of them. I'm just now getting to coloring this part.
HENRY: [Points to blank stripes.] Hey. Don't forget to do the red.
― pplains, Saturday, 4 July 2015 17:42 (eight years ago) link
<3
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 4 July 2015 18:12 (eight years ago) link
pp: Knock knockHenry: Who's there?pp: BananaHenry: Banana who?pp: Knock knockHenry: Who's there?pp: BananaHenry: Banana who?pp: Knock knockHenry: Who's there?pp: BananaHenry: Banana who?pp: Knock knockHenry: Who's there?pp: OrangeHenry: Orange who?pp: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?Henry: ...Henry: I'm shutting the door now.
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Sunday, 5 July 2015 06:48 (eight years ago) link
Hahaha
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Sunday, 5 July 2015 12:42 (eight years ago) link
jr: Knock knocktracer: Who's there?jr: Bananatracer: Banana who?jr: Knock knocktracer: Who's there?jr: Bananatracer: Banana who?jr: Knock knocktracer: Who's there?jr: Bananatracer: Banana who?jr: Knock knocktracer: Who's there?jr: Orangetracer: Orange who?jr: I bet you're glad I didn't say banana!!!!!!tracer: ...
― transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 5 July 2015 13:34 (eight years ago) link
Me (slipping off a piece of playground equipment, under my breath): Fuck!A (much more loudly): FUCK A GOD!
― how's life, Monday, 6 July 2015 00:33 (eight years ago) link
another recruit for team crul ringmaster.
― estela, Monday, 6 July 2015 00:43 (eight years ago) link
― how's life, Monday, 6 July 2015 14:31 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruGxIZkK0eg
― computer champion (harbl), Monday, 6 July 2015 23:21 (eight years ago) link
Singing softly at bedtime:
The sun is going downThe sun is losing all it's burning techniquesNow the sun is the moon
― how's life, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 10:10 (eight years ago) link
Mythic
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 12:37 (eight years ago) link
"Daddy, you do talk a lot of balls."
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Thursday, 16 July 2015 00:32 (eight years ago) link
solitary posts etc
― kinder, Thursday, 16 July 2015 15:11 (eight years ago) link
5yo neighbor girl:
"YOUR DOGGIE'S CUTE AND WE HAVE A POOL!"
― gr8080, Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:19 (eight years ago) link
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 July 2015 17:36 (eight years ago) link
"A breakfast for you from me"
sung to tune of "A Message to You, Rudy" though I think she thinks that's the real lyric
― droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 19 July 2015 13:54 (eight years ago) link
that is the best
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 July 2015 14:27 (eight years ago) link
That's the real lyric from now on as far as I'm concerned.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Sunday, 19 July 2015 17:04 (eight years ago) link
My nephew, during a Catholic mass, at an otherwise silent moment as the priest held the consecrated host aloft: "Eat it Father, eat it!"
― early rejecter, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:40 (eight years ago) link
loooool
― five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:45 (eight years ago) link
K asked me this morning: "Daddy, can we fall in love?"
― five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 21:05 (eight years ago) link
Awww!
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 21:05 (eight years ago) link
It wasn't a total shock as she repeatedly asks me to reenact Sleeping Beauty with her. "Ow! I pricked my finger on a spindle!"
I usually do a schticky variation on the story, where the kiss is proceeded by me trying other methods of waking her up, such as tickling and doing a song-and-dance routine.
― five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 21:08 (eight years ago) link
Henry, who knows and can write the alphabet but still has a little trouble attributing a first letter to a word or name, had this convo with me the other day (while he was pooping, no less)
Hank: 'What do you start with?'Me: 'I start with a 'K' because my name is Kate.Me: 'What do you start with?'Hank:(incredulous)'You KNOW what I start with! I start with an 'H'. Remember H-E-N-R-Y!!'Me: 'Oh, yeah. I remember now. How did you get that name?'Hank: 'Oh, Mama. You know!'Me: 'Remind me again?'Hank: 'Well they told you when I was a baby. When you adopted me'Me: 'I adopted you?'Hank: *SIGH* 'Yes, from the doctor. Remember?'Me: 'Oh so the Doctor named you Henry?'Hank: 'No!'Me: 'Then how did you get that name?'Hank: 'The doctor told you when you adopted me'Me: ' So your name was already Henry before the doctor had you?'Hank: *SIGH* 'Yes!'Me: 'So did someone else give you that name or were you born with it?'Hank: 'Look, Mama. The doctor got all the baby Henrys in the whole world and then he adopted them to Mommies and Daddies'Me: 'He had ALL the baby Henrys in the whole wide world???? How did we pick you out of all those Henrys?'Hank: *SIGH* 'The doctor decided. OKAY?'Me: 'Ooookay'
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 15:46 (eight years ago) link
Solid origin story, Henry.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 16:01 (eight years ago) link
AT 5 years old, I'm certainly not planning to get all factual on this particular subject.
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 16:04 (eight years ago) link
Which is strictly for my benefit if I didnt make that clear
*SIGH* lol, i know that tone -- sylvie basically addresses me like i am a simpleton
― tylerw, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 16:05 (eight years ago) link
I love how exasperated kids get that you don't know stuff you told them.
― inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 16:09 (eight years ago) link
i love Henry so much
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:25 (eight years ago) link
On being asked to explain the state of a room in which she had been playing by herself for a short while.
"I don't understand WHAT happened. Everything just went MAD!"
A pretty good excuse for a 2.5yo, tbh
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 04:09 (eight years ago) link
Also:
Ella: "Nonna and granddad are my grandparents."Me: "Yes. And they're my parents."Ella: "Well, that's disappointing."
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 04:10 (eight years ago) link
two and a half!!!!
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 05:01 (eight years ago) link
She's very verbal. VERY verbal. And requires us to be too--almost every second thing she says is "Make it talk!", holding out a toy/bit of food/piece of furniture/small animal/rock/remote control/etcetc
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 05:09 (eight years ago) link
that's so great
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 11:35 (eight years ago) link
DOCTOR: Can you write your name, Henry?HENRY: All Day Long.
― pplains, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 13:44 (eight years ago) link
My boy is becoming Roy D. Mercer.