Ugh, tfw the kid opens the most expensive item you got him for xmas that you know he wants, only to have him crankily declare its the "wrong" Megatron. >:|
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 24 December 2017 20:53 (six years ago) link
:(
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 December 2017 21:08 (six years ago) link
feeling that one
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 24 December 2017 23:14 (six years ago) link
took 3-year-old to outside carols and santa-appearing-on-a-roof thing (which he was in awe of). Santa shouts out 'have you been good boys and girls' and my child informs everyone 'NAUGHTY CHILDREN GET COAL'
― kinder, Sunday, 24 December 2017 23:55 (six years ago) link
<3
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 03:52 (six years ago) link
Trayce, I remember being that kid on at least two occasions and regret it terribly.
― how's life, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 11:05 (six years ago) link
I was told that the best hanukkah present this year was the stationary bike I got for mom (no more having to deal with PEOPLE when she wants to exercise)the REAL best hanukkah present is the little stand we got that puts our daughter's bike in neutral so she can pedal along with mom
they are both upstairs right now crushing it to peloton videos and I am just basking in my recliner with a beer, psychically patting myself on the back as admiringly as possible
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 6 January 2018 21:41 (six years ago) link
every time i go to IKEA i still think about that human trafficking story i posted upthread where that mom almost lost her entire family to a pair of dudes. i was at IKEA yesterday actually and i kept winding up near the same people, some of them WOMEN with CHILDREN and i wondered if any of them thought i was going to traffick them.
― omar little, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 19:58 (six years ago) link
Went to check on Ella last night before I went to bed, and she had gone to sleep with a pair of underpants on her head like a hat.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 18 January 2018 01:49 (six years ago) link
Hi dere. I never post on this borad and may not do so again, but if you are interested in understanding the infamous high school application process in NYC, contact me offline, by robo-Ilx-mail or otherwise
― Some Dusty in Here (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 3 February 2018 14:58 (six years ago) link
On the opposite end of the spectrum, poop-withholding is a very weird behavior.
― Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Saturday, 3 February 2018 18:19 (six years ago) link
Had a baby
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 5 February 2018 19:00 (six years ago) link
― Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Saturday, February 3, 2018 1:19 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
oh god this has been a true nightmare for the entirety of our almost-3-year-old's life
― marcos, Monday, 5 February 2018 19:05 (six years ago) link
it's fucking horrible
Uhm Nick congrats?!!!
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 5 February 2018 19:11 (six years ago) link
Oh wow! Congratulations!
― how's life, Monday, 5 February 2018 19:12 (six years ago) link
congrats!
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 5 February 2018 19:15 (six years ago) link
Congrats and I hope your baby is pooping!
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 5 February 2018 19:16 (six years ago) link
10lbs. Born in the kitchen with no pain relief because my wife is hardcore.
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 5 February 2018 20:24 (six years ago) link
To Disintegration Loops.
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 5 February 2018 20:25 (six years ago) link
Yung Basinski :D
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 5 February 2018 20:34 (six years ago) link
Congrats both!! Well done E!
― kinder, Monday, 5 February 2018 21:26 (six years ago) link
congrats! and sorry i missed your post before i started complaining about poop-withholding
― marcos, Monday, 5 February 2018 21:27 (six years ago) link
congratulations scik!!
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 5 February 2018 21:28 (six years ago) link
that's hardcore birfin'
well done mama and papa and little hardcore bebeh!
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 5 February 2018 21:32 (six years ago) link
Congrats! The kitchen is a great place to be born in.
― ArchCarrier, Monday, 5 February 2018 21:40 (six years ago) link
Congrats!
― DJI, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 01:31 (six years ago) link
Congratulations!
― Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 02:20 (six years ago) link
blessings unto you, your partner, your progeny and your kitchen
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 15:51 (six years ago) link
Makes preparation of placenta dish a cinch!
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:27 (six years ago) link
ew
― ArchCarrier, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 20:06 (six years ago) link
that was a gag in the last ep of high maintenance... they kept the placenta in the medicine cabinet for some reason?
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 23:09 (six years ago) link
In reference to the thread title, my daughter was running around the house in her underwear today (which, we have a guideline about putting clothes on if you're up and about in the house), so I showed her this State sketch and after repeat viewings she is quoting it and giggling like a maniac.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x32ja7v
― how's life, Sunday, 11 February 2018 18:43 (six years ago) link
huh so turns out my 3 year old is a demon. I have no idea how I'm going to deal with him and a newborn by myself (have had family helping so far and it's still been tough)
― kinder, Sunday, 18 February 2018 10:46 (six years ago) link
yeah everyone's always like "oh having a kid is tough" but real heads know that #2, at least when #1 is still pretty small, is a whole other level
― droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 18 February 2018 10:59 (six years ago) link
I don't understand how having just a baby was so hard last time :p if I was just dealing with another newborn now it'd be fine! 3 yr old had fun day out yesterday, we made a treasure hunt for him this morning with a present at the end, and now he's been screaming for about an hour.
― kinder, Sunday, 18 February 2018 11:03 (six years ago) link
if it makes you feel any better, #3 was much easier than either #2 or #1
― droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 18 February 2018 11:07 (six years ago) link
there will not be a #3 :)dunno how anyone does it!#2 only really sleeps when held at the moment...
― kinder, Sunday, 18 February 2018 11:35 (six years ago) link
Second time you're a lot more chilled though. First time is all "OMG there's some blood, quick let's get down A&E" whereas by the time #2 comes along, unless an arm is actually hanging off it's just "Whatever, just have some Calpol".
― groovypanda, Sunday, 18 February 2018 15:52 (six years ago) link
Yeah it's like the old "sanitize the pacifier" > "rinse the pacifier" > "let the dog lick the pacifier" progression.
― persona non gratin (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 18 February 2018 15:55 (six years ago) link
i remember considering buying a very expensive "bottle steriliser" lol
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 18 February 2018 15:59 (six years ago) link
When I was a tacker I remember my mother boiling the bottles to sterlize them - they were plastic ones too. Once she did this, then we went over the road to chat to the neighbours, she completely forgot the stove and we came back to a house full of fragrant melted plastic smoke.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 19 February 2018 00:39 (six years ago) link
lol
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 February 2018 01:55 (six years ago) link
well this morning the 3-y-o was kissing the baby's foot and telling him 'you'll always have a friend' *blub*
― kinder, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 11:17 (six years ago) link
― how's life, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 11:22 (six years ago) link
awww
― ArchCarrier, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 19:37 (six years ago) link
Awww.
Wait til the baby starts nicking the older one's toys in a year or two.
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 20:17 (six years ago) link
Heh, Dex n Mo are often all over each other hugging when we're walking round the shops, in this staggery silly kids way, and B will bellow "STOP LOVING YOUR BROTHER!" :D
He'll miss it when theyre beating each other up at 16 I suppose.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 00:56 (six years ago) link
Thank Christ Casper sleeps.
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 30 March 2018 07:03 (six years ago) link
98thcentile for height and weight. I’m 5,8” at a push and Em is 5’3” maybe. Wtf
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 30 March 2018 07:05 (six years ago) link