Ebay, Light Of My Life, Fire Of My Loins, My Sin, My Soul

cool, free glue

The listing has ended ;_;

by the same guy:

http://cgi.ebay.com/VINTAGE-MARILYN-MONROE-MOTORCYCLE-PHOTO-28-INFO-/190516543565?pt=Art_Photo_Images&hash=item2c5babc04d

YOU ARE BUYING THE ITEM SHOWN & DESCRIBED IN THE HEADING: THE 4th PERSON FROM THE LEFT, IS REPORTEDLY, MARILYN MONROE, BEFORE SEX CHANGE!! THIS IS ONE OF SEVERAL, VINTAGE, SEPIA TONED, NOSTALGIC IMAGES OF MOTORCYCLES, I AM OFFERING. THEY ARE 11"X14", ON HEAVY CARD STOCK & ARE SHOWN FRAMED. THEY WILL BE SENT UNFRAMED, MOUNTED ON 1/4" THICK POSTER BOARD, IN A PLASTIC COVER, READY FOR HANGING OR FRAMING. MY KNOWLEDGE OF MOTORCYCLES, IS LIMITED, & I WILL NOT INSULT YOUR INTELLIGENCE, OR MINE, BY GUESSING AT THE YEARS. SO I WILL PRICE THEM ALL THE SAME. I WOULD AUCTION THEM, BUT TO HAVE AN AUCTION, YOU HAVE TO HAVE BIDDERS. I DID A SEARCH & CLICKED ON "EBAY BIDDERS". I CAME UP WITH "0". WONDER WHERE THEY ALL WENT?? MAYBE, THEY ALL JUST GOT TIRED OF EBAY'S 2,463 BUYERS RULES! THESE PHOTOS ARE ALL IN EXCELLENT CONDITION. READ THE INFO CAREFULLY & YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED WHEN YOU RECEIVE THEM. OVER 90 % OF ITEMS NOW OFFERED, ARE AT SET SALE, MOSTLY IN EBAY STORES. THIS MAKES THINGS VERY SIMPLE. JUST GO & COMPARE OTHER'S GRADES, SELECTIONS & PRICES. THEN YOU WILL COME BACK HERE & BUY SOME OF THESE! NOW FOR A FEW WORDS ON SHIPPING. EBAY URGES & STRONGLY "RECOMMENDS" I OFFER FREE SHIPPING, AS IT'S NO SKIN OFF THEIR NOSE. EVER WONDER WHY AN ITEM IS PRICED FOR $25, WITH "FREE SHIPPING" & THE SAME IDENTICAL ITEM, IS PRICED SEVERAL PLACES ELSEWHERE, FOR $10, PLUS $5 SHIPPING?? WISE UP!! I HAVE ONE SHIPPING PRICE - $5 - WHETHER YOU BUY ONE, OR ONE HUNDRED OF THESE PHOTOS {SAME DAY}. OVERSEAS BUYERS: IGNORE THE AUTOMATED, RIDICULOUS, SHIPPING QUOTES. I WILL GIVE YOU A REASONABLE RATE. YOU WILL BE VERY SATISFIED. THANKS FOR LOOKING.

Ah well, it sure as hell beats going on a killing spree tbh

He's sticking it to THE MAN

Wait, the Elvis one says $63k, someone was funning, right?

Oh, I see, those are starting prices

I got sniped in real life! I almost shanked the fool. I'd been shopping for a few hours in 2 stores and was kinda tired. I didn't really feel like digging anymore, but knew this store had good 12" selection and went in looking for only one record. I ask the guy where I might find it (it's could be filed in a bunch of places). I tell him it's Bits and Pieces. Cover of a Yarborough & Peoples track on Mango. He points me to the Mango/Island section but there's a guy in front of it. I wait a second and it's not there. 1 second later and the guy that worked there told me the guy was listening to it. He probably heard me asking about it and he bought it. I was so pissed. it's not like a super rare record. It turns up all the time online but always in Europe and i dont wanna pay for shipping. Oh well, he'll get his.

OMG punk rock from Uruguay.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d195/richhunt35/rock3URUGUAY.jpg

$50, how cruel. Looks like some of it is on YouTube.

http://tinyurl.com/3cvfbpd

oof. must remain strong.

http://shop.ebay.com/torajitorajitoraji/m.html?_nkw=felt&_sacat=0&_odkw=&_osacat=0&_trksid=p3911.c0.m270.l1313

I feel yr pain.

those are pretty. especially with the inserts. i would love to have them but that is just way too much money. maybe half those prices. or less than half. would be reasonable.

PAY UP U FUKKIN DEADBEATS

why is there always one person who thinks it's OK to wait a week to pay you? well you can get your ass over to the resolution center, pal.

Oh calm down, they're possibly on holiday or something..

if youre man enough to buy records on holiday you oughta be man enough to paypal for them

http://cgi.ebay.com/Used-Well-Worn-Gym-Socks-Private-/270791817136?pt=US_Womens_Socks&hash=item3f0c7337b0#ht_500wt_1156

gahhh

head-scratching lol-worthy reply from a japanese seller (i asked about an lp's condition):

"OK!!Although condition is very good, it does not become precocious. The check of the noise is not carried out, either. However, LP gas in Japan thinks that condition is good comparatively. I am looking forward to being able to deal with you in the future. I would appreciate your favor. Thank you."

i was relieved to hear it doesn't become precocious (as you can imagine), so i placed a low bid, and won.

his end-of auction email:

"Hello,
Thank you for buying it!!
Please select it from a delivery method here.
Please pay by the delivery method of hope."

I am looking forward to being able to deal with you in the future

Lord knows we are still trying to deal with you here, nerve_pylon ;)

awww the delivery method of hope is a nice sentiment

Here we call it "uninsured"

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/OSWALD-MOSLEY-BRITISH-UNION-TWO-78-RECORDS-VERY-RARE-EXCELLENT-CONDITION-/320759536338?_trksid=p4340.m1374&_trkparms=algo%3DPI.WATCH%26its%3DC%252BS%26itu%3DUCC%26otn%3D5%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D2937039490643407971

Hmm, these are not Throbbing Gristle records...

lol!

izzn't that guy ummm a fascist?

yup...

Greater Britain Records lol..

can't figure out ebay sometimes. recently 3 electrelane records (the power out, axes, no shouts no calls) each sold (from the same seller) for in the $230 range, but those same records since (and before, and around the same time, and always in the same condition) have sold for anywhere between $25 to $80. seems suspicious.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/SEALED-8-Track-CAN-Soon-Over-Babluma-prog-1975-United-Artists-/130627098993?pt=Music_Other_Formats&hash=item1e69fb5971#ht_2502wt_1398

where in the world are my records going today????

Cincinnati, Ohio!

Thousand Oaks, California!

Parlier, California!

Trois-Rivieres, Quebec, Canada!

Takarazuka Hyogo, Japan!

The Hague, Netherlands!

oooh, what's goin to the nasty natti?!?!

sike thing. dude got it for a song.

i hardly ever send stuff to ohio! or anywhere near ohio.

somebody needs to grab this before it's gone. John Roman Jackson's really great country folk record for 7.99!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekBgRVUJMR4

http://www.ebay.com/itm/JOHN-ROMAN-JACKSON-self-titled-OAK-RECORDS-Private-Press-Indie-COUNTRY-ROCK-/260946512942?pt=Music_on_Vinyl&hash=item3cc19fcc2e#ht_3060wt_1057

bought!

awesome, I think you'll dig it!

sounds right up my proverbial alley!

i've had that in my store for two years. nobody will buy it. maybe even longer. not the greatest copy though.

someday i will make it up to john doe jr.

and buy all of your local country rock.

unless jacob beats me to it.

you aren't that far! he's far!

so, i don't sell to brazil. nothing against brazil. but i've sold a handful of records to brazil over the years and in every case i either didn't get paid or the record never got there. so i've got these brazil people CRYING to bid on stuff i have up and NONE of them have ANY feedback! one guy crying was telling me what a great ebayer he was and he started his account two weeks ago!

sorry, brazil. buy some other stuff and we'll talk...

:(

i blocked italy too. just for the hell of it.

and when i sell reggae i block the u.k. and tell real people in the u.k. that they can message me if they are real and i will put them on my fancy I AM A REAL BRITISHER REGGAE FAN list and they can bid.

cuz the fake u.k. reggae bidders are a pox on the universe. BLOODCLOT! I KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY YOU SCURVY DOG!

god, fake reggae bidders are the worst!! there is a website dedicated to stopping that guy/those guys.. forget what it's called.

my system works good. i don't sell much reggae to the u.k. anyway. mostly japan/france/california.

i mean nobody is offended or anything. they understand.

http://fakebidderlist.org.uk/