no caliphate, no credibility
― DG, Monday, 1 September 2008 16:04 (fifteen years ago) link
cannot decide between
Abortion clinics now available in every
and
High School in United States.
― Alan, Monday, 1 September 2008 16:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Prime Minister Jagger stable after corn dog bio-cod cheek pizza-topping-induced mutation
― blueski, Monday, 1 September 2008 16:06 (fifteen years ago) link
where is "Grand Moff Chelsea takes office"?
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
― goole, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:55 (fifteen years ago) link
would kick it in a jamaica-ruled france, btw
― goole, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
this one is sort of incongruous old-fashioned misogyny among all the standard persecution-complex conservative bullshit
― max, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:58 (fifteen years ago) link
its like henny youngman showed up at a right-wing radio conference
― max, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Wanted to do a Private Eye 'Scenes You Seldom See' poll but they don't seem to be on the internet in any number, for some reason
― DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 14:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
^^^this ones a creeper
― ice crӕm, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 14:05 (fifteen years ago) link
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 14:06 (fifteen years ago) link
wat
― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 14:08 (fifteen years ago) link
The one I saw had...
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon).
...which didn't fit at all.
― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 14:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
wait is this cos of a three mile island thing or because we nuked them or waaaaht
no consistency
― goole, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 14:15 (fifteen years ago) link
i guess we probably nuked them and while we were distracted mexico took over california
― max, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 14:16 (fifteen years ago) link
It was because you were all so fat you couldn't defend yourselves, and of course you had all your guns taken off.
― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link
...taken off YOU.
Or something.
― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 14:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Man I am glad the people of Floruba will finally get to vote, even if they're all "ME A STATUE. HOW DO I RODE VOTING!?"
― Abbott, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Tuesday, 9 September 2008 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Wednesday, 10 September 2008 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link
;_; Floruba ;_;
― Abbott, Wednesday, 10 September 2008 23:45 (fifteen years ago) link