I Love Pao de Queijo

(I have a big crush on the checkout girl in the Brazilian market where I bought my supplies!)

Marry her! Then she can stay here!

AND MAKE YOU CHEESE ROLLS ALLA TIME YEAH!

i ate these every day in rio. nom nom.

Pao de queijo rules, especially when mega-fresh.

Careful when pronouncing pão (bread), which is nasalised. If you don't nasalise it sounds like pau, which means dick. Then again, the Brazilian checkout girl will probably find it endearing if you get it wrong.

But if she still marries you, knowing that you're a cheese-dick, well, that simplifies personal hygiene chores.

knowing that you're a cheese-dick

yes, it's good to get this kind of information out in the open as early on as possible.

That could be accomplished by affecting the "elephant walk" when first approaching your beloved.

can't find a proper "elephant walk" w/ google. Don't know where I learned about it, but it involves penis protruding from pants-zipper (trunk) and pants pockets pulled inside-out (ears). All the urban dictionary definitions involve a bunch of drunk guys walking in a circle with their thumbs up each others' butts, and how that's supposed to look like an elephant I don't know. Seems like a stretch.

I used to be a rugby wife and the rugby team did the elephant walk when they were drunk -- they walk in a procession holding each other's you-know-whats from behind. Oh god, I'm glad i'm not a rugby wife anymore.

Okay, here it is.
White-Eared Elephant

An indecent party-trick!

Back to the cheesy rolls.