HR Giger? Weak. Take hundreds of Polariods of his family and put them all over your wall.
― tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Saturday, 3 October 2009 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Haha. Well this was 18 years ago, so it's a bit late.
He was a good guy. Just smelly beyond belief.
― Nate Carson, Saturday, 3 October 2009 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link
lived in a dorm for one year.4 guys, 2 bedrooms, private bathroom & small kitchen.
definitely fell asleep at least once to the sounds of my roommate getting a blowjob from his girlfriend.
one time one of the dudes who lived in the other bedroom ran into the kitchen naked with a hard on yelling something but i don't remember what tbh. (he had a girl in his room.)
― ian, Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:48 (fourteen years ago) link
my horrible preppy roommate definitely got it on a few times while i was in the room. it was much quieter than her blowdryer which she'd use in the room at 8am while i was asleep because i didn't take any classes before 11am.
― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:52 (fourteen years ago) link
same roommate was a jazz composition major who played lap steel. he was actually a pretty cool dude. but one time he gave me shit for typing a paper at 2am while he was trying to sleep (????) and i was like "DUDE U PLAY CHARLIE PARKER SOLOS ON YER STEEL AT 8AM."
from then on i think we had an understanding.
― ian, Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:56 (fourteen years ago) link
also he would not let me smoke reefer in the room!
― ian, Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:57 (fourteen years ago) link
and he was a jazz composition major?
― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:59 (fourteen years ago) link
YES!!!!!!
― ian, Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean... wtf
he was canadian and pronounced "pasta" funny.
all the jazz dudes at my college were potheads, i'm pretty sure
― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:01 (fourteen years ago) link
mebbe his jazz teachers convinced him that pot was lame and it was heroin or gtfo
― iatee, Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:01 (fourteen years ago) link
haw. he was older. like 24 iirc? or 26? and he just did not smoke pot or drink much or do any drugs.
props to him for being the first person to ever play me "jesus blood" by gavin bryars tho.
― ian, Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:02 (fourteen years ago) link
i would not want to be 24 years old living in a dorm.
― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:04 (fourteen years ago) link
he was a weird guy i tell ya
― ian, Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:08 (fourteen years ago) link
i don't doubt it, was he the smelly guy, or was that someone else's weird roommate?
― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:10 (fourteen years ago) link
nah his hygiene was better than mine tbh
― ian, Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:11 (fourteen years ago) link
oh the smelly guy was Nate's roommate ... never mind.
― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:14 (fourteen years ago) link
So glad my bad joke upthread didn't kill it.
I only had roommates freshman year. It was unpleasant, mostly because the best friend of my two roommates was rabidly anti-semitic but too dense to figure out I was Jewish. In addition they were all Asian and made a big deal of their minority status. Somehow its the contradiction of someone being fervently multiculturalist yet still anti-semitic that bugged me more than the anti-semitism itself.
― Shh! It's NOT Me!, Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:33 (fourteen years ago) link
haha favoring your own culture doesn't nec scream 'multiculturalist' to me. why didn't you come out of the jew closet and fuck w/ that dude?
― iatee, Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:37 (fourteen years ago) link
i dont remember.
― Shh! It's NOT Me!, Sunday, 4 October 2009 14:36 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.rhrealitycheck.org/blog/2010/01/06/no-longer-sexiled-universities-grapple-sex-dorms
― max, Friday, 8 January 2010 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link
that url does not deliver on its promise
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 8 January 2010 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link
I was hoping the introduction of grapple sex dorms would solve this sexiling issue once and for all
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 8 January 2010 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link
"I will never forget the look on my roommate's face the next morning," Daley said. "I could see that he felt his privacy had been violated ... He transferred schools after our freshmen year and has spent the rest of his life living in Asia. I am not saying this experience is what caused him to do this. Just saying.
not asia!
― an american hippie in israel (Jordan), Friday, 8 January 2010 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link