"It's a touchy subject on campus: 'sexiled' students"

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HR Giger? Weak. Take hundreds of Polariods of his family and put them all over your wall.

tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Saturday, 3 October 2009 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Haha. Well this was 18 years ago, so it's a bit late.

He was a good guy. Just smelly beyond belief.

Nate Carson, Saturday, 3 October 2009 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

lived in a dorm for one year.
4 guys, 2 bedrooms, private bathroom & small kitchen.

definitely fell asleep at least once to the sounds of my roommate getting a blowjob from his girlfriend.

one time one of the dudes who lived in the other bedroom ran into the kitchen naked with a hard on yelling something but i don't remember what tbh. (he had a girl in his room.)

ian, Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:48 (fourteen years ago) link

my horrible preppy roommate definitely got it on a few times while i was in the room. it was much quieter than her blowdryer which she'd use in the room at 8am while i was asleep because i didn't take any classes before 11am.

somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:52 (fourteen years ago) link

same roommate was a jazz composition major who played lap steel. he was actually a pretty cool dude. but one time he gave me shit for typing a paper at 2am while he was trying to sleep (????) and i was like "DUDE U PLAY CHARLIE PARKER SOLOS ON YER STEEL AT 8AM."

from then on i think we had an understanding.

ian, Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:56 (fourteen years ago) link

also he would not let me smoke reefer in the room!

ian, Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:57 (fourteen years ago) link

and he was a jazz composition major?

somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:59 (fourteen years ago) link

YES!!!!!!

ian, Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean... wtf

ian, Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link

he was canadian and pronounced "pasta" funny.

ian, Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link

all the jazz dudes at my college were potheads, i'm pretty sure

somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:01 (fourteen years ago) link

mebbe his jazz teachers convinced him that pot was lame and it was heroin or gtfo

iatee, Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:01 (fourteen years ago) link

haw. he was older. like 24 iirc? or 26? and he just did not smoke pot or drink much or do any drugs.

props to him for being the first person to ever play me "jesus blood" by gavin bryars tho.

ian, Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:02 (fourteen years ago) link

i would not want to be 24 years old living in a dorm.

somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:04 (fourteen years ago) link

he was a weird guy i tell ya

ian, Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:08 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't doubt it, was he the smelly guy, or was that someone else's weird roommate?

somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:10 (fourteen years ago) link

nah his hygiene was better than mine tbh

ian, Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:11 (fourteen years ago) link

oh the smelly guy was Nate's roommate ... never mind.

somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:14 (fourteen years ago) link

So glad my bad joke upthread didn't kill it.

I only had roommates freshman year. It was unpleasant, mostly because the best friend of my two roommates was rabidly anti-semitic but too dense to figure out I was Jewish. In addition they were all Asian and made a big deal of their minority status. Somehow its the contradiction of someone being fervently multiculturalist yet still anti-semitic that bugged me more than the anti-semitism itself.

Shh! It's NOT Me!, Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:33 (fourteen years ago) link

haha favoring your own culture doesn't nec scream 'multiculturalist' to me. why didn't you come out of the jew closet and fuck w/ that dude?

iatee, Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:37 (fourteen years ago) link

i dont remember.

Shh! It's NOT Me!, Sunday, 4 October 2009 14:36 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...

that url does not deliver on its promise

鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 8 January 2010 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link

I was hoping the introduction of grapple sex dorms would solve this sexiling issue once and for all

鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 8 January 2010 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link

"I will never forget the look on my roommate's face the next morning," Daley said. "I could see that he felt his privacy had been violated ... He transferred schools after our freshmen year and has spent the rest of his life living in Asia. I am not saying this experience is what caused him to do this. Just saying.

not asia!

an american hippie in israel (Jordan), Friday, 8 January 2010 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link


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