The Vagaries of Dating The Vagaries of Dating

Ummm girls if you are worried that you are ugly and that is why you haven't been dating lately just remember that ugly is a lot rarer than you think. Also there are people out there that love any type of girl (I have an old post somewhere about girls that look like short_hair_glasses_nerdchick.gif)

how the fuck are you still posting and LJ is on his like 3rd suggest ban

Slow down, Lorax, you're losing your touch...maybe it's the layer of cotton terrycloth between you and your work?

I was trying to reply to It's possible that I'm just boring and ugly, but somehow I doubt that was the determining factor. and I ended up having a lot of explaining to do

"oh you know, my apologies for whatever, you see I'm learning to control myself better" - Grifters - 'My Apology'
I has a present for you laurel (I hope you are a girl)
http://rlv.zcache.com/cute_girls_name_laurel_t_shirt-p235201655355656257ykp9_400.jpg

Is this possible? He said he likes the Grateful Dead, so I probably shouldn't overestimate him in any other regard? Forgive me, I don't keep track of who suspects whom of being a sock these days.

I am not a sock but I have seen a sock defend some good socks in my time

oh man I got drunk last night and danced with two nerdy girls and I had no intentions of getting them in the sack
I feel both ashamed and happy when I ask a girl what her name is and she is like "I told you before". She remembers me :p

You feel "happy" that a girl thinks you're kind of douche for not remembering her name?

No that's the part I'm ashamed of. I'm happy that she probably remembered my name (and no, I don't think she remembered it because I was a douche)

It just so happens that I am very polite around the ladies. I asked permission to read her shirt because I didnt want it to look like I was staring at her boobs

...and yet another "dating" thread is gonna have 200 new answers and be locked by tomorrow morning because of Lorax and Loraxbaiters. Great.

I wish there were a way to "suggest ban from thread"...

xp How do you not get what my friend Yana calls "five across the lips" every time you leave the house? Amazing.

dnftt

Did you never have the desire to JUST. GET. LAID. ?

Especially while very drunk? That you give up caring about relationships and soul mates and dating and all that crap, and you really just want to be naked and holding someone?

And it's not always entirely about "proving your value" by being desired, sometimes it's just that god damned skin hunger?

to answer the last non-rhetorical question posed in this thread. yes.

"what's your name?" "i already told you" conversations crack me up, because i've been on both sides. really bad if they happen the next day though, because at that point it's not funny anymore.

unenthusiastic before today's encounter, less enthusiastic afterward. which is a shame, because she's a really sweet girl, bright, very cute and, for whatever reason, at least a bit into me. not following up on this because she's "too nice" feels really shitty but it's pretty much all i've got at the moment. maybe it's more complicated than that and i'm just not smart enough to figure myself out.

where are all the assertive, fesity ilx-type girls irl pls?

(not meant to sound sleazy t/w ilx's female contingent btw)

she might just be being nice to begin with - because it's more socially acceptable - she could be a total domineering bitch, and you would totally be missing out.

Never go on first impressions. People think I am pretty feisty and assertive (in real life) but underneath that is one insecure woman. Like Sarahel says, she may appear nice, but there's bound to be more. :-)

My friend Maria - who is really smart and perceptive about people, and has a really good perspective on things - said, that the first three months - people are trying to put forward the best impression of themselves, and that after that is when you get to really know them.

i dunno, i think first impressions are more accurate than not. we know more by instinct than we recognize. if you aren't into her now it is not right to take up her time while you figure out if you might be months from now. because you probably won't.

well, yeah - if the first impression isn't all that great - after the "cracks" show a few months in, you'll probably be less interested.

three months? really? That sounds exhausting.

most of my relationships have collapsed around the three month mark so there must be something to that theory but you have to at least want to be there that long, right? where does instinct fall into all of this?

xxxpost (pre-goole)

by the three month mark the cracks are beginning to show - some people can hold out longer than others.

My instincts are totally dulled - I'm just getting out of an 11 year relationship - I have no fucking clue.

i dunno, i think first impressions are more accurate than not. we know more by instinct than we recognize. if you aren't into her now it is not right to take up her time while you figure out if you might be months from now. because you probably won't.

No. You always try to adjust "wrong" signals (that do not correspond with your first impression). Once you have set an impression, you're bound to stick to that, instead of re-evaluating your impression to signals that do not correspond with it. Of course if your first impression is a rather negative one, you won't flip to the other side all that easily.

Sarahel, most splits are around the ten year mark. I read this. Since knowing this, I tend to look for the engraving for any wedding bands we buy. Of course not when the person (selling his ring for scrap gold) is in front of me. hah. Can you just picture it? "OH MAN YOU ARE TOTALLY A CLICHE!" Once I bought a wedding band... when checking I suddenly burst out: "He isn't married yet!" Apparently they had a fight. A few days later they asked if they could buy it again cause they were going through with the marriage anyway. LOL

Here we go again, with a much more promising start and a bit less head-over-heelsness and just lots of nice warm feelings instead, and the whole business *still* sets my cortisol levels to 'stun'. I really need to learn to relax and enjoy this and stop over-analysing.

amazingly enough, I am pretty much at this^^^^^^^^^^^ stage myself w/ someone

That's great! I am not amazed, you seem like someone who would get to that place with someone else.

that place does include levels of the whole business *still* sets my cortisol levels to 'stun'. I really need to learn to relax and enjoy this and stop over-analysing, let's be clear here

don't want to sicken anyone, but still kinda feel like this after ~5 years tbh

I was going to say, "~19 years tbh"

Bleurgh...

I agree hah.

I had a steady partner from 2003-2007 and then another from 2007 to just recently, I havent HAD to think about dating in almost 8 years.

The thought makes me ill. Sure, the first bit is fun. But then they find out what I'm actually like and it all goes down hill.

that's....not really the spirit tbh.

enjoy having control of the tv for a little while, it's the kind of thing i find myself fantasising over these days

Well it will be nice not having to listen to Autechre every second day :/

Ha! My thang is with a fan of industrial and electronica and electroclash. He has already spun me many of his faves even though I have told him I like Belle and Sebastian.

i was trying to imagine what would sit in between those two poles and my brain thought of postal service and i made myself sad

'S ok, I also like some Dark Wave stuff, except I never knew what it was called. That makes everything ok apparently.

Wow, I read the whole thread up to 7 months ago, and I can't stay awake. Interesting stuff. I discovered that I have a great skill for crafting the post-1st-date "I didn't feel the connection I'm looking for" email that seems to be fail-proof.

NB: I think it is not OK at all to break up over email, so I have only used this post-1st-date (or 2nd). Which seems to be my max anyway.

But yeh, I'm good at being a rejector! (But DAMNNNNN I'm bad at being rejected.)

But I know within 5 minutes of meeting someone whether I'm potentially interested in them romantically.

Yep. Though I keep an open mind and sometimes things go better than expected, but the first impression is pretty reliable for me.

With this one, it was this slower burn thing. I am liking that a lot more than 'BAM you are wonderful but I don't actually know you at all'

yeah I am thinking that the latter is what I keep doing incl. in this instance but it's ok I'll pull back and be in her band or something maybe

but yeah I am probably going to quit OKCupid because that BAM etc thing is what that website does

I try to comprehend how it is possible to date without wondering from the very first meeting, "What is this? Where are we going?" It's like a fish imagining something other than life in the water. What is the point of dating otherwise? And what do you think instead of those questions??

Maybe i'm just crazy but shouldn't the initial questions be "Who are you?" and "Do we get along?"

I'm exaggerating, of course, but as we sort of touched on earlier, "do we get along?" is pretty well settled in the first few minutes.

Seriously feel like I'll never have a meaningful relationship ever again. It's so depressing, and can't even explain it, just suddenly realised how little faith I have. I don't even feel down on myself for any specific reason, just feel down that despite things going well in life and me getting along easily with people I can't even imagine meeting someone. Hurts if I think about it.

Sorry slight derail but not as downer as it may sound.

I've been feeling like that since R left me, too. Mainly because I've not been single in a long time and I'm getting a little older (I know I dont look it, but if I meet a guy who likes me in their 20s what am I meant to say? "oh btw I'm actually 39, yeah lol sorry... uh ok bye").

Bums me out a bit. So for now I'm just gonna have mindless crushes and pretend nothing's wrong :/

Jesse can you post that letter in handy fill-in-the-blanks style plz? I have a habit of getting in a date or two too deep with people I like and think are cool but, y'know...

trayce, um...ljubljana is more or less a similar age to you and she doesn't really seem to care, just rolls w/ it. sounds blase but don't give up hope!!

ronan...i dunno what to say really. it's not a fear i share although i DO realise it'll have to be someone freakin' special for it to really work. probably this is the case with you too? a nice woman will sweep you off your feet when you least expect it. at least keep going :)