Michael Bay to direct "Transformers" movie?

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OMG IT GON HAVE SKORPONOK

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

the transformers living on that junk planet (reck-gar et all) had fu manchus! they could fuck you up!

― AaronK (AaronK), Saturday, 10 June 2006 12:51 (seventeen years ago) link

also, i;ll say this again: i cant wait!

― AaronK (AaronK), Saturday, 10 June 2006 12:51 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

teaser's up:

http://www.transformersmovie.com/

― latebloomer aka rap's yoko ono (latebloomer), Friday, 30 June 2006 06:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Can't seem to get any of that to work. :(

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 30 June 2006 07:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Mars is redder than that surely? or was it somewhere else?

more excited than i should be.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 30 June 2006 08:44 (seventeen years ago) link

This is the greatest thing... EVER!!!

Stevem give in to the excitement. Feel it!

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Friday, 30 June 2006 09:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Mars is redder than that surely? or was it somewhere else?

it was most likely quickly filmed somwhere in the mojave desert to stand in for mars. since it's a just a teaser it doesn't worry me as much as the name "michael bay" attached to it.

― latebloomer aka rap's yoko ono (latebloomer), Friday, 30 June 2006 09:20 (seventeen years ago) link

ha ha, they didn't shoot on Mars itself then :(

i do! (xpost)

those Citroen car ads certainly convince/re-assure that at least they will LOOK really good. problem is whether Bay thinks this will be enough. this can be as good as X-Men if they can tap into the similar humanity issues re relationship with machines, finely balanced with action.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 30 June 2006 09:24 (seventeen years ago) link

NO WAI D00D SURELY IT WAS FILMED ON MARS
oh, xpost

― teh_kit has 22 friends (g-kit), Friday, 30 June 2006 09:24 (seventeen years ago) link

if its as fun as The Rock or The Island that can't be too bad. as long as it's not Pearl Harbor Bay we're dealing with.

― latebloomer aka rap's yoko ono (latebloomer), Friday, 30 June 2006 09:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Nike transformer

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 30 June 2006 09:30 (seventeen years ago) link

WHERE IS THE MONEY SHOT.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 30 June 2006 09:33 (seventeen years ago) link

NOIZE JIZZ

the "real" teaser

― latebloomer aka rap's yoko ono (latebloomer), Friday, 30 June 2006 09:35 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah they definitely needed a bit more than just a vague outline of a robot for a split second. but it's a "teaser" after all.

― latebloomer aka rap's yoko ono (latebloomer), Friday, 30 June 2006 09:42 (seventeen years ago) link

"relationships with machines" That's just sick Steve. Sick. Think of the size of the sex toy it would turn into?!

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Friday, 30 June 2006 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

nerds rejoice over casting choice 4 prime voice

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 23 July 2006 01:36 (seventeen years ago) link

― Whitman Mayonnaise (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 23 July 2006 01:58 (seventeen years ago) link

whats the deal with pidge's pube stache

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 23 July 2006 02:25 (seventeen years ago) link

quite an interesting resume, at least

including stints on the Smothers Brothers and Sonny & Cher variety shows

― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 23 July 2006 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Hahahahaha that comic!

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Sunday, 23 July 2006 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously, is pidge like, masturbating in the last panel?

― kwisatz haderach, give a dog a bone (latebloomer came rolling home) (latebloomer, Sunday, 23 July 2006 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

He just realized whose turn it is in the barrel in the next fight.

― Whitman Mayonnaise (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 23 July 2006 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes at work are pissed about how prime looks.

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Sunday, 23 July 2006 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Where are pics of how Prime looks?

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Sunday, 23 July 2006 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

yo mama's house

― kwisatz haderach, give a dog a bone (latebloomer came rolling home) (latebloomer, Sunday, 23 July 2006 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously, is pidge like, masturbating in the last panel?

Pidge is realizing that he's in the other bullet!

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Sunday, 23 July 2006 23:45 (seventeen years ago) link

alleged prime pics

― kwisatz haderach, give a dog a bone (latebloomer came rolling home) (latebloomer, Sunday, 23 July 2006 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i wasn't paying close enough attention to the comic strip. somehow his eyes registered "oh god..uhnn *pant*...uhnn *pant" rather than "oh crap"

― kwisatz haderach, give a dog a bone (latebloomer came rolling home) (latebloomer, Sunday, 23 July 2006 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

PBF is one of my top-5 comic strips of all time.

― Whitman Mayonnaise (Rock Hardy), Monday, 24 July 2006 00:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I was wondering how they were going to sidestep the disappearing trailer issue for Prime.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 24 July 2006 10:18 (seventeen years ago) link

he should wear it as a glorious, majestic cape

― give late a bloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 24 July 2006 10:20 (seventeen years ago) link

he probably won't have one.

― teh_kit is jayne without the tits (g-kit), Monday, 24 July 2006 10:50 (seventeen years ago) link

but prime looks awesome in truck + trailer form, it gets him respect from other autobots

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 24 July 2006 11:35 (seventeen years ago) link

what was in the trailer? bitchiz and liquor?

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Monday, 24 July 2006 11:44 (seventeen years ago) link

His collection of fine robo-erotica? "Trans-formers, roboys in disguise"?

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Monday, 24 July 2006 11:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, having looked closer I do not approve of the flames AT ALL.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 24 July 2006 12:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Aintitcool spies have scored this likely authentic 1st look sneak
This is right up there with The Bush White House released a statement

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 24 July 2006 12:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Long-nose cab? No trailer? The trailer's easy to deal with: have it split open like it did sometimes in the cartoon, and be full of weapons. And Roller. Flames? Boo.

― stet (stet), Monday, 24 July 2006 12:45 (seventeen years ago) link

if the flames thing is real, i'm not seeing this piece of shit movie.

― teh_kit is jayne without the tits (g-kit), Monday, 24 July 2006 12:47 (seventeen years ago) link

kit OTM (I'll still go but I just thought I'd look hardline)

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Monday, 24 July 2006 12:49 (seventeen years ago) link

WTFever oh noes, flames. PETER CULLEN guys. Much, much bigger deal.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 24 July 2006 12:50 (seventeen years ago) link

next you'll be telling me that Bumblebee is a 'bug' and not a 'beetle'

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 24 July 2006 12:52 (seventeen years ago) link

FWIW I believe Bumblebee is going to be a CAMARO in this film.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 24 July 2006 12:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Which is infinitely more offensive than Optimus Prime w/ flame job.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 24 July 2006 12:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, at least OP is still a MACK TRUCK and BLUE AND RED.

http://www.dtheatre.com/story_images/OP.Sneak.jpg

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 24 July 2006 12:59 (seventeen years ago) link

good thing they put that "OPTIMUS PRIME?!" graphic, b/c otherwise i wouldn't know what i was looking at other than a blue & red semi attached to a story of what Optimus Prime will/might look like.

in fact, i can think of other examples where that tag might come in handy...

― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 24 July 2006 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

that is wack :(

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Monday, 24 July 2006 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe the flames thing is an attempt to placate radical popists who thought RODIMUS > OPTIMUS.

but where is that haughty queen ULTRAMAGS and his hilarious shoulder pads?

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Monday, 24 July 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

in REALITY (as opposed to kitdelusioworld) i'll see this film no matter what.

if they have any kind of RODIMUS action, i demand Judd Nelson though. i surely hope there is none, though - i can't watch Optimus die again, i've shed too many tears over that motherfucker in my lifetime.

lol @ ultramagnus and his selfish darkest hour judgement (+ shoulderpads + strange aunt sally behaviour, obv)

― teh_kit is jayne without the tits (g-kit), Monday, 24 July 2006 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

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