the solution to this problem is obviously to shit in the bidet
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link
I was pleased to have learned so much about American light switches from the other topic, but I'm not sure I'm quite so pleased to be an expert on the shit shelf.
That said, now I have to try one at least once. Before my metaphysical suicide, presumably.
― FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link
errr.. that should've beenhttp://i34.tinypic.com/2e3y6if.jpg
― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link
hey that's pretty cool
― Maria, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link
secret message to thread starter:
is your belt dry yet?
― pariah carey (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link
"for some reason, it smells like bologna"
― as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap (HI DERE), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Chefs, people who cook professionally, have to take I think three samples a year to be checked to make sure they are not passing on cholera or something
Is this correct? American cooks don't have to do squat (heh heh) except show up for work and not bleed in the salad. (By law anyway, individual restaurants may ask for shit samples, I don't know.)
― unused user (Jesse), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link
pretty certain Quiznos asks for shit samples, which they then put in the sandwiches
― as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap (HI DERE), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link
never dry again, never forget Night of the Wet Belts 13/10/09
xpost lol Dan
― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Related: pissing on your pants and underwear while taking a shit. It happens. The nozzle goes out of control and the stream shoots between the seat and the bowl onto your clothes.
― unused user (Jesse), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link
that is the stuff of nightmares
― as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap (HI DERE), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Does anyone else have the constant battle with the "last drop" that manages to soil yr fresh underwear no matter how much you shake?
― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link
really enjoying the pisscussion here
― Andrew Kornfan, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link
it's a stream of conciousness
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link
there used to be a poem about it, at first a rhyming one but the free verse version was more powerful
no matter how you shake and dancethe last drop always fallslike snow on cedars
― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link
if you wanna talk about the "no. 1" of yore urine the right place
― Andrew Kornfan, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Jesse you are like almost begging me to post something here that you probably don't actually want me to post.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link
wow i'm just gonna savor the "yore urine" euphony y'all. goddamn.
shit's getting heated on this thread^^
― pariah carey (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link
SPEAK JENNY SPEAK
― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link
last drop of what?
xp - Jenny, is this related to the dimensions of my manhoodliness?
― unused user (Jesse), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link
(xxpost) absolutly steaming
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link
few things are worse than the morning split stream
― as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap (HI DERE), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link
wait i just clicked 'bookmark'
― a perfect urkel (gbx), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
why did i do that
dan otm
― pariah carey (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
No, it's related to a similar mishap that might happen when you are standing up to pee and accidentally poop on the floor.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Whoops.
also jesse is otm, i have had ,,this'' happen
xp wait, no, god
holy lolz
― as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap (HI DERE), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link
looooooool
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Why would I not want you to tell everyone that you did that? I don't care.
― unused user (Jesse), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link
lol to that xp
yoga flame for all time
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link
split streamhttp://bornandbreded.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/crossed.jpg
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link
when I saw that woman accidentally shit on the floor on Flavor of Love, I thought that culture had peaked. UNTIL NOW.
― FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link
lock thread bathroom door
― pariah carey (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link
is the first part of your post too long to make a username xp
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link
am twittering to friend with German wife about this mysterious poop shelf design, will report back
― Remove This Vile Tweet (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link
twitter.com/poopooshelf
― pariah carey (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Is it true that in Europe, the belt goes on the inside of the pants?
A++++, sir
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Not only that, but in the UK, pants go on the inside.
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link
btw interactions like the above are why it's so delightful to hang out with jesse and jenny in real life (not being sarcastic)
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link
In high school we dubbed this P.U.D. Post-urine drip.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Except for the part where Jesse poops on the floor sometimes.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Jenny wears a ShamWow instead of a tampon.
― unused user (Jesse), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link
archers of durchlauf
― brownie, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link
WOW
― pariah carey (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link
can I just... wow
― as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap (HI DERE), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link
quimwow
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link