Classic or dud: pissing on your belt

(mind you this was 1991, things may well be different now)

holy balls I'm old

http://www.totousa.com/Default.aspx?tabid=272

"As practically every German is health-insured, we tend to go to the doctor (as recommended) at least every two years for a throrough (and practcally cost-free) check-up. For that, you will have to bring some of your, er, feces in a specialized container the doctor will give you. So how do you get at your, er, sausage if it is swimming in water? With a German toilet, this is dead easy."

Oh boy. This Friday is not going to be fun.

okay so at the point in that video when she sat down I got very, very scared

"do what you came to do, then reach for the remote"

we need an I Love To Shit In Germany board imo

could ILX coin a new German word for shit shelf: 'Scheissbrett'?

I like "Scheissbord" or "Scheissablage"

i hated those toilets when i lived in germany. i enjoy a good dumpread from time to time, and the smell precludes that.

plus if it's a big one there's the nagging thought that will this last bit actually have nowhere to drop?

is there a German word for skidmark? xp

guys maybe these toilets are there to keep people from wasting time on the shitter, and getting back to their damn jobs

is there a German word for skidmark?

Bremsstreifen (from a link I posted earlier that was swallowed up by the middle of the thread)

always on the job

with a scheissablage and diarrhoea does it just... pool?

lol Dan P why did I know you would know that

yes the solid bits if any hang around in the darkening pool while liquid runs over the lip every now and again. xp

I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do ain't pretty.

I'm disgusted that an innocent thread about #1 has turned into an unholy thread about #2.

Hope that it doesn't turn into a thread about #3's

http://www.mybadpad.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/wavesink-2.jpg

and the whole mound will be carried, Marshall Will & Holly on a raft style

NEVER FORGET

xp water slides for babies seem really impractical imo

I've been browsin and inspectin / my own faeces, you know cuz I'm German

i'd like to try a crap in that sink

That would be worse than men who urinate in the sink (a pet hate of mine)

it would have to be a durchlaufer though

Ugh that sink is awful. I keep picturing all the toothpaste spit and loogies that would get stuck halfway down the slide.

i think that if you own a sink like that you do not have to wrry about cleaning yr own sink

I would only have a sink like that if I were rich enough to have a 24-hour on-site sink cleaner who would rush in like a Nascar pit crew and sanitize it after every use.

That's probably my basic requirement for voluntarily installing a German shit-shelf toilet, too.

lol, through tears of laughter I thought that waterslide sink was a toilet.

This person could also be in charge of cleaning/replacing any belts on which I might pee.

or if jesse poops on the floor

you horrible, horrible people

>: (

the theme of today's ny times crossword is toilets, btw

holy shit this thread

oh my god i remember i was in germany once and totally clogged one of those shit shelved toilets

they are bad news

I <3 this thread! Erm. In a non-coprophiliac way. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

yes, there is

not to spoil the fun, but can i just say i have been living in germany for nearly a month and have not seen a single shit inspection shelf toilet. how often did you actually see them dan?

Was gonna say... I've been to Germany a few times, and the only place where I saw the shit shelf was in an old Eastern German apartment building. I don't think newer toilets have them.

old germans staring with worried brow into the shelf-free depths of their children's toilets

you guys are trying to rewrite reality but ppl know the truth, and the truth is on the shelf

Cultural ambassadors:

http://www.scheisse-forum.de/

that shit ain't right

This would actually be really handy, the shit-shelf. Do you know how many phones I've lost texting while peeing, and I drop the phone in?! More than I'd care to count. Not fun, peeps, not fun.

Granted, I should probably not be texting while peeing.

neither is picking it out of the last person's crapping

true.