Classic or dud: pissing on your belt

lol, through tears of laughter I thought that waterslide sink was a toilet.

This person could also be in charge of cleaning/replacing any belts on which I might pee.

or if jesse poops on the floor

you horrible, horrible people

>: (

the theme of today's ny times crossword is toilets, btw

holy shit this thread

oh my god i remember i was in germany once and totally clogged one of those shit shelved toilets

they are bad news

I <3 this thread! Erm. In a non-coprophiliac way. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

yes, there is

not to spoil the fun, but can i just say i have been living in germany for nearly a month and have not seen a single shit inspection shelf toilet. how often did you actually see them dan?

Was gonna say... I've been to Germany a few times, and the only place where I saw the shit shelf was in an old Eastern German apartment building. I don't think newer toilets have them.

old germans staring with worried brow into the shelf-free depths of their children's toilets

you guys are trying to rewrite reality but ppl know the truth, and the truth is on the shelf

Cultural ambassadors:

http://www.scheisse-forum.de/

that shit ain't right

This would actually be really handy, the shit-shelf. Do you know how many phones I've lost texting while peeing, and I drop the phone in?! More than I'd care to count. Not fun, peeps, not fun.

Granted, I should probably not be texting while peeing.

neither is picking it out of the last person's crapping

true.

Just had lunch with 4 German med students and they said the flagrant platforms are rapidly being phased out for obvious reasons and seemed kind of embarrassed about the whole deal.

this is you: "*bites into sandwich* so tell me about your shitshelves."

Blimey if they were flagrant platforms I can imagine they would want to phase them out, ouch. ;)

What if they were flaming platforms?

Erm

Colonel Poo

I have nothing to add at this point, but I feel like it would be a crime if I didn't post on this thread

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Just sayin'

they have these in the netherlands too, where i first encountered them.

Someone I know just told me that they have to give a stool sample today. Very timely. That person has posted here.

recently-returned-from-Germany buddy sez:

"I can tell you all about the poop shelf. K's grandma's bathroom has it. We talked about it. Poop shelf pro: displays your poop on a photo ready background so one may inspect it without any visual obstacles. Poop shelf con: increases stink factor 1000%, especially embarassing when pooping at wife's Grandma's house. Conclusion: the poop shelf, while charming, has some pretty serious design flaws. Better to submerge that stuff."

LOLx10000 this thread has redeemed my miserable day.

It's funny, I first learned of the German shitshelf from a tour diary in Maximum Rock n Roll circa 1986 (i think written by pushead?) from which I remember the following A+ phrase: 'this allows you to examine your shit free from any aqueous distortion.'

Good to see you're all keeping this shit alive today.

Might as well, just for shits and giggles.

Good job too.

If there's a market for this in Germany, there's bound to be a market for it elsewhere. I can see it on the shopping channel already:

Mr. T: "My doctor asked me to bring a sample but I told him - yo, my feces is all wet and submerged, fool!" (frowny faced audience, nodding at each other in a "yeah, happens to us all the time too" manner)

Man in white lab coat enters and exclaims: "your worries are over, Mr. T! (pulls away curtain to reveal the all new poopshelf 3000)

obv the proper solution is a poopnet

We'll throw one in for free if you order NOW!

oh for Christ's sake I had forgotten how all the toilet paper here is left over from the GDR and has the texture of 3-day stubble

http://daviddoctorrose.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/getsomenuts.jpg

German toilet paper:

http://geomaps.wr.usgs.gov/parks/coast/sand/images/echinoderm.jpg

Alternately:

http://earth911.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/single-brick.jpg

http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/images/uploads/9-10-pisa-book-shelf.jpg

would trade the toilet paper in here for that brick tbh

next thread will be "Classic or dud: posting while pooping"

seriously, I will overnight you this toilet paper and you send me that brick

think about it ok, situation's gettin critical

a brick for a brick, so to speak

"Ja...Herr J0hn? wie haben ein spezialdeliverie hier, ein brick von Herr Perry im der Haus der Lols"

chances of me opening anything DP ever sends me that is purportedly a "brick" = absolute zero

looooooool

shitting bricks

J0hn, you need to buy some packets of Kleenex.