Boy Floats Away In Balloon

so the boys whereabouts is still up in the air?

why should anyone care about this? don't get it.

― Whay!ney G. Welldamnen (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Thursday, October 15, 2009 4:33 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

when exactly was the moment u lost yr natural sense of wonder, monster

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I was leaving the gym when I heard about balloon boy. I walked out of the lockers and there was a big group of people gathered around a TV. The screen had weirdly-shaped flying objects on it, maybe like a flying saucer. I figured it was the Martians finally attacking or at least 9/11 all over again. Then they said it was a kid in a balloon. Never forget, man. Never forget.

As someone who has dealt with these kinds of cases before my armchair analysis is that the ballon landed empty in a farmers field.

It would be tremendously out of order to post a Youtube of that last scene from Cloverfield here, wouldn't it?

http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-65548

so weird

it would be out of order nv--youd have to start with the first scene

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tlidr95gRew/Ss5DM6ZO4OI/AAAAAAAAA4w/R9bygXnDd38/s320/Cow+UFO.JPG

lol i need to knock together a custos jpeg at some point

via twitteronia
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xp, <3 max

so let's see, the 2009 year-in-review photomontage will feature the saggy balloon, Michael Jackson, probably inaugural Obama, maybe emotional Gov. Sanford, what else?

akshully it was more of a Dad joke I guess.

kudos either way :D

someone plz pshop "I WANT TO BELIEVE" onto daria's pic

"I could be completely wrong on the forest thing"

2009 year-in-review photomontage

blago, YOU LIE, kanye

it's already been done!
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So was this linked yet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBWJXXgaYBo

of course it has xp

so this is what news is now. one hour of intense interest and irrational hysteria and then....

"now"

then the kid is missing so they look for him

"CNN issues apology to Surfboard Dudes Get Wiped Out, Totally for letdown"

yeah okay now that I've seen that video (ignored it the first time) if I had been in this family I also would have attempted to escape by balloon

let down??? all ive heard about this is that they found an empty balloon??

What an odd family.

"At this point, we are thinking that he did not fall out of the balloon and is somewhere on the ground," Larimer County Sheriff's Office spokeswoman Eloise Campanella said. "The basket itself was not breached. It does not look like he fell out of it, but again, this is all conjecture."

even if it turns out this kid can teleport, it would not be worth it if the price included being made to be in a music video for a song named "Pussified" based off of a Cold sample

Whoever puts their hand up to this is gonna get so tasered.

it's pretty obv that he was never in the balloon - if he had fallen out in the early stages they would've found him already

does this kid even exist

where is the birth certificate

i mean, this is clearly a shop

http://i33.tinypic.com/332ciud.jpg

even if it turns out this kid can teleport

I like how you just throw that out there.

may name is falcon / ill kick you in the nuts / something something something / yaarrgghhhfff

A modern Raunchy Young Lepers.

tbf the USA definitely needs more kids who are prepared to kick you in the nuts

the humanity

so this kid teleported the wolves into the balloon? when did they get out?

nut kicking a natural instinct for those not pussified

he ate them so they are in his stomach - find the kid and youll find the wolves

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apparently the kid had a habit of crying balloon fall wolf eat

"there is no child in this balloon"

find the kid and youll find the wolves

Heroes season 4 slogan

http://www.poyi.org/63/photos/01/03.jpg

i love how determined this bird looks as though he is racing to take this animal to safety

I hate how The Man just shot him down, just like all our own childish dreams and hopes and aspirations ;_; while all he wanted was to not do his homework for once :(

balloon-crazy bird

http://i33.tinypic.com/2qbxkdd.jpg

apparently the kid had a habit of crying balloon fall wolf eat

― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, October 15, 2009 4:58 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lool

i love how determined this bird looks as though he is racing to take this animal to safety

the safety of having its flesh stripped off and swallowed in chunks