let down??? all ive heard about this is that they found an empty balloon??
― Whay!ney G. Welldamnen (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link
What an odd family.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link
"At this point, we are thinking that he did not fall out of the balloon and is somewhere on the ground," Larimer County Sheriff's Office spokeswoman Eloise Campanella said. "The basket itself was not breached. It does not look like he fell out of it, but again, this is all conjecture."
― Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link
even if it turns out this kid can teleport, it would not be worth it if the price included being made to be in a music video for a song named "Pussified" based off of a Cold sample
― RETARTED (HI DERE), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Whoever puts their hand up to this is gonna get so tasered.
― Music should never have changed anymore after my mid 80s (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link
it's pretty obv that he was never in the balloon - if he had fallen out in the early stages they would've found him already
― no hongro (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link
does this kid even exist
where is the birth certificate
― Cousin Larry Soetoro (jeff), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean, this is clearly a shop
http://i33.tinypic.com/332ciud.jpg
even if it turns out this kid can teleport
I like how you just throw that out there.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link
may name is falcon / ill kick you in the nuts / something something something / yaarrgghhhfff
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link
A modern Raunchy Young Lepers.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link
tbf the USA definitely needs more kids who are prepared to kick you in the nuts
― Music should never have changed anymore after my mid 80s (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link
the humanity
― brownie, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link
so this kid teleported the wolves into the balloon? when did they get out?
― & other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link
nut kicking a natural instinct for those not pussified
― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link
he ate them so they are in his stomach - find the kid and youll find the wolves
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.poyi.org/63/photos/01/03.jpg
― no hongro (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link
apparently the kid had a habit of crying balloon fall wolf eat
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link
"there is no child in this balloon"
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link
find the kid and youll find the wolves
Heroes season 4 slogan
― modescalator (blueski), Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link
i love how determined this bird looks as though he is racing to take this animal to safety
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link
I hate how The Man just shot him down, just like all our own childish dreams and hopes and aspirations ;_; while all he wanted was to not do his homework for once :(
― StanM, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link
balloon-crazy bird
http://i33.tinypic.com/2qbxkdd.jpg
― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 15 October 2009 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, October 15, 2009 4:58 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
lool
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link
the safety of having its flesh stripped off and swallowed in chunks
― RETARTED (HI DERE), Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link
the CNN website is all screwed up...they're saying that First Lady Michelle Obama is speaking to military families in Florida...it's not a military family, as far as I know...and there's only 1 of them...and they're in Colorado, not Florida!...sheesh, how could they get it so wrong?!
― henry s, Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah see people always talk about how the internet can aggregate information and keep people amazingly aware of breaking news, but I could just as easily look at the end of this thread and conclude that a werewolf child parachuted out of Kanye West's balloon
― oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link
sound the drudge siren
― mayor jingleberries, Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link
and Kanye still won't get an award for the video xp
― modescalator (blueski), Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Balloon boy has made fools of everyone.
― Alba, Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link
police are trying recreate what happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNuFlAHaO-k
― brownie, Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Can we get a crying falcon jpeg up in this bitch?
― & other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link
a werewolf child parachuted out of Kanye West's balloon
need Photoshop genius FAST
― henry s, Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link
seriously, though, what is the status here
― oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link
http://istwitterdown.com/
― pariah carey (Mr. Que), Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i38.tinypic.com/2mi2lj4.jpg
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:09 (fourteen years ago) link
sorry, I guess that was Tuomassy of me
― oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:09 (fourteen years ago) link
wolf swap
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link
lol this thread
― caek, Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link
dont try to shampoo a shampooer
― Cousin Larry Soetoro (jeff), Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link
prob the older brother did it - 50/50 the boy was actually inside
― ice cr?m, Thursday, October 15, 2009 4:29 PM
hm yes the Schrödinger's boy theory
― am0n, Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link
haah
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link
lolololol
― Jesus, the Czar of Czars (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link
http://gawker.com/5382731/everything-the-internet-knows-about-balloonkid-and-his-family
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link
rolling balloon disaster thread
Dutch tourists die in China balloon crashupdated 1:43 a.m. EDT, Thu October 15, 2009
(CNN) -- A search party of hundreds hunted for a hot-air balloon that had been reported catching fire and crashing in southern China, arriving in time to save only three of the seven people aboard.
Four Dutch tourists died in the crash Wednesday in Guilin, a popular tourist spot, the state-run Xinhua news agency reported.
The pilots of the balloon took off from Yangshuo County, then lost control of the craft, the agency reported. Government officials dispatched 400 searchers to find the balloon, which had caught fire at some point.
The two pilots and one other Dutch tourist survived the crash.
After the crash, all hot-air balloon businesses were suspended in the area as officials conducted a safety overhaul, Xinhua reported.
― Cousin Larry Soetoro (jeff), Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link
rising balloon death tolls are a serious worry
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link
not a little boy, don't care
― am0n, Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link
it's as if a strange trend for balloon use has ended suddenly in disaster. the cork on the balloon bottle has been released you might say.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXHHjoGmExw
So, it looks like my Knowing theory wasn't so far-fetched after all.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link
was it a spaceship shaped balloon?
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link