I want a portable bathroom to walk around in.
― & other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link
he also tried to throw away all of his clothes once because he "ruined them in the wash", ie they were wrinkled)
omg
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link
this dude was a walking ball of cognitive dissonance, like he was my diametric opposite on pretty much any social issue you can think of yet he was easily one of my favorite ppl in my class because he was so massively entertaining
― RETARTED (HI DERE), Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link
that's an amazing story. how did he fit Harvard Square into his bathroom!
― dmr, Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.dymaxionweb.com/kulturedrome/zardoz-head.jpg
― Nate Carson, Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link
He contained multitudes.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link
http://pfunn.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/v_lizard1.jpg
^ icke girl ?
― am0n, Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link
I mean, dude had a picture of himself yachting with WF Buckley on his dresser, yet his main technique for trying to pick up girls was buying 64-packs of crayons and getting them to color with him
lol oops where it says "bathroom" it should say "bathrobe"
― RETARTED (HI DERE), Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link
No way did he throw away his clothes because they were wrinkled. WTF.
(Then again my mum once asked what she needed to do with the groceries once the supermarket woman had scanned'em. "Stuff them in the bag, mom.")
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link
yet his main technique for trying to pick up girls was buying 64-packs of crayons and getting them to color with him!
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Question is, did it work?
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link
The clothing argument was hilarious because his roommates were all, "uh why don't you iron them" and he said "PSHAW I will just call home and have them send me money for more clothes." He got on the phone with his mom, who laughed at him for about 10 minutes and said "You'd better get your clothes out of the trash and iron them."
And yes, the coloring thing did work, it was incredible.
― RETARTED (HI DERE), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link
That actually doesn't surprise me for some reason.
― M. Grissom/DeShields (jaymc), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link
i didn't know you went to school with randall munroe
― goole, Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, depending on what else the guy had going on, I might have gone for that.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah that crayon trick might work on me too depending on the guy.
― ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link
KUSA TV: CHILD FOUND ALIVE AT THE HOUSE LOL
― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link
won't be alive for long
― carne asada, Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link
In an attic above the garage, apparently.
― M. Grissom/DeShields (jaymc), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link
watching TV
― oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link
best news story of the year, the world is ignored for a runaway weather balloon. good luck, usa.
― omar little, Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link
lol. i was watching fox when that thing was floating around & shep kept asking are you SURE they didn't search the whole house and he's not hiding so he doesn't get in trouble.
daily show tonight is going to be a treat, isn't it.
― daria, actually (daria-g), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link
so glad all these jokes have been justified all along he's safe and sound and no wolf
― modescalator (blueski), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Thank the lord he's ok. Now he must die.
― tylerw, Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link
the kid played it PERFECTLY imo. good way to not get in trouble: make your parents think you're dead and then have them find out you're alive.
― omar little, Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/8/8e/Singcelebs.jpg
― ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link
"At this point, we are thinking that he did not fall out of the balloon and is somewhere on the ground,"
good to know he hadn't jumped onto a cloud to collect some coins. this kid has done well.
― ogmor, Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link
so who should be the most hated boy in america, falcon or his older brother?
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link
It's not our fault! We didn't want the boy, he was an accident!
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link
glenn beck is mentally 8 years old no?
― modescalator (blueski), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link
kid is dead.
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link
guys, kid is dead, msnbc is reporting it
― omar little, Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahaa
― steamed hams (harbl), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link
is the boy ilx user am0n because that would explain a lot
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link
WTF is going on here.
― ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link
rip am0n btw
kids are dicks
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link
am0n was hiding in a box in the attic
― steamed hams (harbl), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link
holy shit Larimer Co. sheriff's office actually confirming he did die now
― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link
wtf CNN saying he was found alive in a box in the attic
― Jesus, the Czar of Czars (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah so is all the news im reading.
― ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link
nah it was one of the brothers, keep reading
― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link
fox now reporting that the wolf is back and threatening to level the house somehow
― modescalator (blueski), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link
yep, msnbc is confirming, he's dead. the kid in the attic was the brother.
― omar little, Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link
cut it out with the wolf, kid is dead.
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link
fucked up, man. fucked up.
kid died, better make a macro
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/i/MSNBC/Components/ArtAndPhoto-Fronts/USNEWS/Graphics/Balloon_illo4.gif
― steamed hams (harbl), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link
access flap
― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link
haha that helps so much considering that man could be anywhere from 5' 3" to 6' 10"
― no hongro (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link