Boy Floats Away In Balloon

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"At this point, we are thinking that he did not fall out of the balloon and is somewhere on the ground,"

good to know he hadn't jumped onto a cloud to collect some coins. this kid has done well.

ogmor, Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link

so who should be the most hated boy in america, falcon or his older brother?

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link

It's not our fault! We didn't want the boy, he was an accident!

"i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link

glenn beck is mentally 8 years old no?

modescalator (blueski), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link

kid is dead.

cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link

guys, kid is dead, msnbc is reporting it

omar little, Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahaa

steamed hams (harbl), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link

is the boy ilx user am0n because that would explain a lot

cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link

WTF is going on here.

ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link

rip am0n btw

cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link

kids are dicks

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link

am0n was hiding in a box in the attic

steamed hams (harbl), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link

holy shit Larimer Co. sheriff's office actually confirming he did die now

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link

wtf CNN saying he was found alive in a box in the attic

Jesus, the Czar of Czars (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah so is all the news im reading.

ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link

nah it was one of the brothers, keep reading

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link

fox now reporting that the wolf is back and threatening to level the house somehow

modescalator (blueski), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link

yep, msnbc is confirming, he's dead. the kid in the attic was the brother.

omar little, Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link

cut it out with the wolf, kid is dead.

cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link

fucked up, man. fucked up.

omar little, Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link

kid died, better make a macro

cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link

access flap

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link

haha that helps so much considering that man could be anywhere from 5' 3" to 6' 10"

no hongro (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Too much attention on the boy, how is the balloon feeling in all this? Deflated.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link

"foil top" because everyone was foiled

steamed hams (harbl), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link

needs a poll

omar little, Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link

I said cut it out with the wolves

cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link

dibs

access flap (omar little), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link

what a load of hot air honestly

modescalator (blueski), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link

YO FALCON, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, AND I'MMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT THAT PILTDOWN MAN MOTHERFUCKER HAS ONE OF THE BEST HOAXES OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME!!

Music should never have changed anymore after my mid 80s (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Falcon more like full con

modescalator (blueski), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Is this thread some 77 next level mission or what.

ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link

fox now reporting that the wolf is back and threatening to level the house somehow

― modescalator (blueski), Thursday, October 15, 2009 10:24 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

lmccco

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link

oh fuck ;_;

access flap (omar little), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link

the parents returned to the house and i guess the attic kid wasn't him after all? they're still on the hunt.

access flap (omar little), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link

what the fuck??

access flap (omar little), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link

ya turned out to be a wolf in falcon's clothing

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Was it Our Maddie in the attic?

James Mitchell, Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:31 (fourteen years ago) link

glad i missed this thread

do you want to be happier? (whatever), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Falcon and the Snowjob

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link

the diary of falcon heene, coming out in '10

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Apparently the dad used to be a TV weatherman so we cant believe anything he says anyway.

ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link

hang on, did he take off from a special shit shelf?

do you want to be happier? (whatever), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Another sign that America's children are being brainwashed by Obama's Communist Czars to fly around in alien balloons in order to welcome a wave of illegal extra-terrestrial immigrants flooding over the border.

"i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link

lmccco

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver

hahaha

Suggest Gandhi (onimo), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link

i can't tell from all the joking if the kid is alive or not. anyone?

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:54 (fourteen years ago) link


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