Too much attention on the boy, how is the balloon feeling in all this? Deflated.
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link
"foil top" because everyone was foiled
― steamed hams (harbl), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link
needs a poll
― omar little, Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link
I said cut it out with the wolves
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link
dibs
― access flap (omar little), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link
what a load of hot air honestly
― modescalator (blueski), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link
YO FALCON, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, AND I'MMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT THAT PILTDOWN MAN MOTHERFUCKER HAS ONE OF THE BEST HOAXES OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME!!
― Music should never have changed anymore after my mid 80s (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Falcon more like full con
Is this thread some 77 next level mission or what.
― ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link
fox now reporting that the wolf is back and threatening to level the house somehow
― modescalator (blueski), Thursday, October 15, 2009 10:24 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark
lmccco
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link
oh fuck ;_;
― access flap (omar little), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link
the parents returned to the house and i guess the attic kid wasn't him after all? they're still on the hunt.
what the fuck??
ya turned out to be a wolf in falcon's clothing
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Was it Our Maddie in the attic?
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:31 (fourteen years ago) link
glad i missed this thread
― do you want to be happier? (whatever), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Falcon and the Snowjob
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/10/is-balloonboy-the-meme-of-the-year.html
― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link
the diary of falcon heene, coming out in '10
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Apparently the dad used to be a TV weatherman so we cant believe anything he says anyway.
― ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link
hang on, did he take off from a special shit shelf?
― do you want to be happier? (whatever), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Another sign that America's children are being brainwashed by Obama's Communist Czars to fly around in alien balloons in order to welcome a wave of illegal extra-terrestrial immigrants flooding over the border.
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link
There is a very large child magnet maxed up to help bad adults finish the hotel of doom
― do you want to be happier? (whatever), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link
lmccco― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver
hahaha
― Suggest Gandhi (onimo), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link
i can't tell from all the joking if the kid is alive or not. anyone?
― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:54 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33330516/ns/us_news-life/
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:55 (fourteen years ago) link
The boy's family, who earlier this year appeared in a reality television show about wife-swapping, had been building a helium-balloon craft that was kept tethered in the backyard of their home. The craft, which resembled a silver flying saucer, was approximately 20 feet across by 5 feet high.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link
um
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBWJXXgaYBo
― pariah carey (Mr. Que), Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link
That can never be linked enough.
So anyway, cast the biopic.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 October 2009 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link
way to make science, america
― Jesus, the Czar of Czars (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 October 2009 23:00 (fourteen years ago) link
WTF THE KID IS DRESSED UP LIKE MR. HANKIE
― pariah carey (Mr. Que), Thursday, 15 October 2009 23:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Dad: Nick NolteMom: Gina McKeeFalcon: Kanye WestOlder Brother: That smug twat out of Suite Life of Zack and Cody
― Music should never have changed anymore after my mid 80s (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 October 2009 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link
The boy's family, who earlier this year appeared in a reality television show about wife-swapping, had been building a helium-balloon craft that was kept tethered in the backyard of their home.
this is one of my favorite sentences of the year. (from msnbc story.)
― flying squid attack (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 15 October 2009 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link
a reality television show about wife-swappingLOL nice wording.
― ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Thursday, 15 October 2009 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaI_so0ovcc
― brotherlovesdub, Thursday, 15 October 2009 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link
"I was in the attic and he scared me because he yelled at me," Falcon said. "That's why I went in the attic."
this is exquisite lying here
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 16 October 2009 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdVI-9V5vD8&feature=related
― brotherlovesdub, Friday, 16 October 2009 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link
the basket wasn't even on the goddamn balloon, couldn't the dad have been like "uh the basket's not on the goddamn ballon"
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 16 October 2009 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link
oo
wait is falcon really his name
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 16 October 2009 00:45 (fourteen years ago) link
turning and turning in the widening gyre etc
― rent, Friday, 16 October 2009 01:47 (fourteen years ago) link
jesus... why was lisa kudrow even in a weather balloon
― Bobby Wo (max), Friday, 16 October 2009 01:59 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBTBnFBipB0
― les rallizes gay nudes (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 16 October 2009 02:08 (fourteen years ago) link
If this all turns out to be viral marketing for a movie I think I might just nip out the back and shoot meself.
― ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Friday, 16 October 2009 02:10 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.nndb.com/people/949/000050799/frank-dekova.jpg
― toast alien, remember barbecue!! (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 16 October 2009 02:17 (fourteen years ago) link
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/10/16/us/16balloon.3375.jpg http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/10/16/us/16balloon.1906.jpg
oh, falconpaws
― ice cr?m, Friday, 16 October 2009 02:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Falcon’s father, Richard Heene, said his son has a habit of slinking away whenever he is scolded.
“Whenever we tell him things like ‘It’s a bad thing to do,’ he does go and hide,” he said. “He cowers down, and like if we go to the store and he wants to buy some candy or something, I have to tell him no and he’s always behind and the boys are always saying ‘Come on, Falcon, hurry up.’ ”
sir your son appears to be pussified
― ice cr?m, Friday, 16 October 2009 02:56 (fourteen years ago) link
and eaten by wolves
so i totally missed this thanks to a lol comcast outage in my neighborhood but do we know what the other kids are named?
― call all destroyer, Friday, 16 October 2009 02:57 (fourteen years ago) link
snowman?
― dudamel (get bent), Friday, 16 October 2009 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link