a reality television show about wife-swappingLOL nice wording.
― ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Thursday, 15 October 2009 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaI_so0ovcc
― brotherlovesdub, Thursday, 15 October 2009 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link
"I was in the attic and he scared me because he yelled at me," Falcon said. "That's why I went in the attic."
this is exquisite lying here
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 16 October 2009 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdVI-9V5vD8&feature=related
― brotherlovesdub, Friday, 16 October 2009 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link
the basket wasn't even on the goddamn balloon, couldn't the dad have been like "uh the basket's not on the goddamn ballon"
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 16 October 2009 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link
oo
wait is falcon really his name
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 16 October 2009 00:45 (fourteen years ago) link
turning and turning in the widening gyre etc
― rent, Friday, 16 October 2009 01:47 (fourteen years ago) link
jesus... why was lisa kudrow even in a weather balloon
― Bobby Wo (max), Friday, 16 October 2009 01:59 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBTBnFBipB0
― les rallizes gay nudes (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 16 October 2009 02:08 (fourteen years ago) link
If this all turns out to be viral marketing for a movie I think I might just nip out the back and shoot meself.
― ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Friday, 16 October 2009 02:10 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.nndb.com/people/949/000050799/frank-dekova.jpg
― toast alien, remember barbecue!! (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 16 October 2009 02:17 (fourteen years ago) link
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/10/16/us/16balloon.3375.jpg http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/10/16/us/16balloon.1906.jpg
oh, falconpaws
― ice cr?m, Friday, 16 October 2009 02:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Falcon’s father, Richard Heene, said his son has a habit of slinking away whenever he is scolded.
“Whenever we tell him things like ‘It’s a bad thing to do,’ he does go and hide,” he said. “He cowers down, and like if we go to the store and he wants to buy some candy or something, I have to tell him no and he’s always behind and the boys are always saying ‘Come on, Falcon, hurry up.’ ”
sir your son appears to be pussified
― ice cr?m, Friday, 16 October 2009 02:56 (fourteen years ago) link
and eaten by wolves
so i totally missed this thanks to a lol comcast outage in my neighborhood but do we know what the other kids are named?
― call all destroyer, Friday, 16 October 2009 02:57 (fourteen years ago) link
snowman?
― dudamel (get bent), Friday, 16 October 2009 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI6UONWCq7A
"You said we did it for the show"?
― unused user (Jesse), Friday, 16 October 2009 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link
The boy's family, who earlier this year appeared in a reality television show about wife-swapping, had been building a helium-balloon craft that was kept tethered in the backyard of their home.
this is one of my favorite sentences of the year. (from msnbc story.)
― flying squid attack (tipsy mothra), Thursday, October 15, 2009 11:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
lol
― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Friday, 16 October 2009 03:04 (fourteen years ago) link
one of the brothers is called bradford - sry btw aware thats not an hilarious name
― ice cr?m, Friday, 16 October 2009 03:04 (fourteen years ago) link
OMG!!!!! i saw this episode of wife swap!! the dad is a maniac and basically an emotional abuser
― call all destroyer, Friday, 16 October 2009 03:05 (fourteen years ago) link
"I played with my toys and took a nap," Falcon told a group of reporters outside his home Thursday afternoon.
<3 kids
― no hongro (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 October 2009 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link
x-post ^^^^^^^ YES!!! Thank you S for not letting me down here. They were the insane storm chasers, remember?? I knew my Wife Swap habit would be useful someday.
― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Friday, 16 October 2009 03:07 (fourteen years ago) link
The boy's family, who earlier this year appeared in a reality television show about wife-swapping, had been building a helium-balloon craft that was kept tethered in the backyard of their home.this is one of my favorite sentences of the year. (from msnbc story.)― flying squid attack (tipsy mothra), Thursday, October 15, 2009 11:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmarklol
Change "this year" to "that year" and it could have been the first sentence of a J. G. Ballard story as presented by the sluglords.
― toast alien, remember barbecue!! (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 16 October 2009 03:08 (fourteen years ago) link
xp yup! he may be the worst person i've seen on that show which is saying something.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 16 October 2009 03:09 (fourteen years ago) link
o_O worse than the dude who made his family eat raw meat???????
― RETARTED (HI DERE), Friday, 16 October 2009 03:11 (fourteen years ago) link
oh easily
― call all destroyer, Friday, 16 October 2009 03:12 (fourteen years ago) link
he made his wife do anything important and screamed and made a scene like a spoiled 10 year old with a hyperactivity disorder when he didn't get his way.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 16 October 2009 03:14 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/112089/thumbs/s-RICHARD-HEENE-large.jpg
haha look u guys they gave him a glowstick everythings cool no wolfs
― ice cr?m, Friday, 16 October 2009 03:16 (fourteen years ago) link
dad looks vaguely blagojevichish
― dudamel (get bent), Friday, 16 October 2009 03:16 (fourteen years ago) link
pussifiedblagojevichish
― ice cr?m, Friday, 16 October 2009 03:18 (fourteen years ago) link
blagussified
― dudamel (get bent), Friday, 16 October 2009 03:19 (fourteen years ago) link
another heart warming story via facebook
Grady !!!!!!!! Camera/DJ bag, 2 cameras and 8 rolls of film believed to have been lost/stolen on saturday nite just FOUND!!!!!! as if mr. Christian Self weren't already one of my favorite dudes ever!!26 minutes ago · Comment · Like / Unlike3 people like this.
Joewas it hiding in the attic of the garage20 minutes ago · Delete
Gradylol joe you're not far off-- it was up in a little crawlspace on top of the ladies room-- we had a film crew at the party and i think it got mixed up with stuff they were storing up there!!13 minutes ago
Joewas it eaten by wolfs11 minutes ago · Delete
― ice cr?m, Friday, 16 October 2009 03:22 (fourteen years ago) link
he looks like hamm
― no hongro (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 October 2009 03:23 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/01/0128_blagojevich_menendez.jpg
― dudamel (get bent), Friday, 16 October 2009 03:28 (fourteen years ago) link
i hope you all feel stupid for wasting your afternoons on these bumpkins
― Whay!ney G. Welldamnen (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Friday, 16 October 2009 03:34 (fourteen years ago) link
hay heard u were eaten by wolfs totally, rip bro sry
― ice cr?m, Friday, 16 October 2009 03:39 (fourteen years ago) link
A friend on Facebook a few minutes back:
"(I) just realized a 6 year-old kid rick rolled the entire world."
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 October 2009 03:50 (fourteen years ago) link
10/15 never forget
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 October 2009 04:25 (fourteen years ago) link
I wish I hadn't missed this thread in real time. I has had me laughing since I started reading it.
― Jacob Sanders, Friday, 16 October 2009 04:47 (fourteen years ago) link
LOL... voted best.
― ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Friday, 16 October 2009 04:58 (fourteen years ago) link
LOLOL OMG DAD BUSTED!!
― Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Friday, 16 October 2009 05:04 (fourteen years ago) link
(from cnn)
On Reddit, a social networking site known for its hilarious discussion threads about news events, the topic elicited fun and fast dialog...
Mossyskeleton: "I wonder if his dad is going to ground him when he gets back."
― Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Friday, 16 October 2009 05:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Falcon must be scared of Wolf.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 16 October 2009 05:21 (fourteen years ago) link
From Neil Hamburger's twitter:
Can you die from having a gigantic Mylar balloon, and your 6-year old son, shoved up your ass?
― badg, Friday, 16 October 2009 05:24 (fourteen years ago) link
still top story on cnn. pathetic
― am0n, Friday, 16 October 2009 05:59 (fourteen years ago) link
what a disaster for news organizations
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 16 October 2009 06:26 (fourteen years ago) link
i left my apt for snacks this morning and was completely baffled to see a clip of the coverage on a tv in the store. everyone was just sort of staring at the tv w/confused looks like 'wait there's a kid in a balloon being chased by wolves???'
― a perfect urkel (gbx), Friday, 16 October 2009 06:42 (fourteen years ago) link
first ahmed chalabi and now this
― Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 October 2009 06:46 (fourteen years ago) link
― am0n, Friday, 16 October 2009 05:59 (50 minutes ago) Bookmark
er...guys...Boy Floats Away In Balloon
― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 16 October 2009 06:51 (fourteen years ago) link