Maybe they're just sniffy about deep links. Anyhoo:
http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/MP3Sounds/
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link
http://photos6.flickr.com/9637290_0074ad4fe8_m.jpg
― django, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link
Favourite so far - one of the aliens watching Friends: "Why doesn't Ross, the largest friend, simply eat the other five?"
― Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Farnsworth: I knew I should have shown him Electro Gonhorrhea: The Noisy Killer.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link
No lols, but the scene where Fry drinks his 100th cup of coffee and saves everyone in slo-mo is exquisite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yax1qk2MD9A&mode=related&search=
― ledge, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 23:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Farnsworth, after being pushed into his man-eating anteater pit by Leela: Oh, you've killed me! You've killed me. Leela: Oh my god what have I done?! Farnsworth: I just told you! You've killed me!
― Trayce, Thursday, 5 July 2007 05:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh and:
Hermes: What are you hacking off? Is it my torso? It is! My precious torso!
― Trayce, Thursday, 5 July 2007 05:12 (sixteen years ago) link
NIXON'S BACK
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 5 July 2007 15:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973 but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only one who's changed is me. I've become bitter, and let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat. And I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place! Muhuhahahaha!
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 5 July 2007 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link
I remember my body. Flabby, pasty skin, riddled with phlebitis - a good republican body. God, I loved it.
Atlanta was a city, landlocked, Hundreds of miles from the area we now call the Atlantic Ocean, Yet so desperate the city's desire for tourism, That they moved offshore, becoming an island, And an even bigger Delta hub,
[On the screen, helicopters lift the city and land it in the ocean. The scene changes to years later. The island is packed with buildings.] Until the city over-developed and it started to sink, Knowing their fate, the quality people ran away, Ted Turner, Hank Aaron, Jeff Foxworthy, the guy who invented Coca-Cola, The magician and the other so-called Gods of our legends, Though Gods they were, And also Jane Fonda was there.
[A boat with the people on pulls away and the city sinks.] The others chose to remain behind, On their porches with their rifles, and one day evolve into mermaids, And sing and dance and ring in the new.
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Nixon: Who's pushing who around now???
― Neil S, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:26 (sixteen years ago) link
GRUNKA LUNKAS (singing) Grunka Lunka dunkity dingredient, You should not ask about the secret ingredient.
BENDER: OK, OK, we get the point.
LEELA: I was just curious because of the armed guards.
GRUNKA LUNKAS: (singing) Grunka Lunka dunkity darmed guards--
BENDER: (shouting) Shut the hell up!
― Trayce, Thursday, 12 July 2007 10:05 (sixteen years ago) link
wizzle wam wam wozzle!
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 12 July 2007 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link
hahahaha "dunkity dingredient" gets me every time.
Animatronic Jackie Gleason: "One of these days, Alice... Bang! Zoom! Straight to the Moon!" Fry: "That's not an astronaut, it's a TV comedian! And he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife."
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 03:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Farnsworth: Hey! Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property! Waterfall Jr.: You can't own property, man! Farnsworth: I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 04:40 (sixteen years ago) link
One... JILLION dollars!
― Leee, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 04:42 (sixteen years ago) link
This man has overgasped!
― Trayce, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 04:48 (sixteen years ago) link
SILENCE!
Blue Elder: Silence! It is time to put the humans to death! Fry: But the judge already sentenced us at the trial! Yellow Elder: Silence! That was just a show for the public. We are the true rulers of this planet, hand carved from meteorites by the Robot Founders, four centuries ago. Blue Elder: Silence! Come forward Bender. You will have the honour of executing the prisoners. Green Elder: Silence! I concur!
― StanM, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 07:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Haha I love those guys.
Fry: Stand back, or I'll.... breathe fire on you! Elder: Can they really do that, or did we make that up? Elder 2:I don't know, maybe it was just in that movie that... hey! They're getting away!
― Trayce, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 09:48 (sixteen years ago) link
PREACHERBOT We are gathered here today to deliver brother Bender from the cold, steel grip of the Robot Devil unto the cold, steel bosom of our congregation. ROBOT #2 Tell it, Preacher!
ROBOT #3 That equals true.
― StanM, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 10:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Haha robot jokes always awesome.
"and so I said, supercollider? I hardly knew her"
― Trayce, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 10:44 (sixteen years ago) link
That equals funny.
― StanM, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 10:44 (sixteen years ago) link
My only regret... is that I have... bone-itis!
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 10:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Let us cavort like the Greeks of old! You know the ones I mean . . .
― Phil D., Tuesday, 17 July 2007 14:04 (sixteen years ago) link
LEELA: "The Magician?"
― django, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 15:29 (sixteen years ago) link
Lrrr: We will raise your planet's temperature by one million degrees a day, for five days, unless we see McNeal at 9pm tomorrow -- 8 central!
― StanM, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Bender: Friends! I've come to free you from your complicated lives! ... Free you from the complicated part I mean, not the lives part.
― Trayce, Monday, 23 July 2007 09:39 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm also a fan of the Robot Elders: "show us the killing skills that have made you a media darling", though for some reason it's always "quiet Jimmy" that kills me
― Matt, Monday, 23 July 2007 10:02 (sixteen years ago) link
"dunkity darmed guards" had me on the floor for hours. My god.
― Mark C, Monday, 23 July 2007 11:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Hahah yeah I love that bit! "shut the hell up!"
― Trayce, Monday, 23 July 2007 11:27 (sixteen years ago) link
ROBO PUPPY RECEIVING PETTING
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 23 July 2007 12:58 (sixteen years ago) link
ROBO PUPPY COMMENCING 3 HOUR YAPPING SESSION
― Trayce, Monday, 23 July 2007 13:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Zap Brannigan (piloting a space-going restaurant): She's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro!
― ledge, Monday, 30 July 2007 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Neutral Planet president: "if I don't survive, tell my wife 'hello' "
― StanM, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 09:13 (sixteen years ago) link
God I love this show.
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 15:50 (sixteen years ago) link
It is totally my #1 favourite.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Im still wating to use that "handles like a bistro" line..... guess Ill never have to pilot a small resteraunt through deep space...
― Hamildan, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:15 (sixteen years ago) link
via Slashdot. lots of attention to detail, like the remote and the pictures on the inside.
Beer Brewing Bender: http://asciimation.co.nz/bender/
― koogs, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 13:37 (sixteen years ago) link
Posted this already but it clearly belongs here. Me on right at new year's:
http://i14.tinypic.com/85zc4l0.jpg
― ledge, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 14:04 (sixteen years ago) link
sterling effort
― blueski, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 14:20 (sixteen years ago) link
'Well don't look into it, but I'm a respected internal medicine doctor.' - Zoidberg
― dave 2¼, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 15:09 (sixteen years ago) link
"Oh. Your. God." -Bender
― dave 2¼, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link
"Fear not metal lord, we will be with you soon" "You're with me now! This is the maximum level of being with me!"
― Matt, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link
FARNSWORTH: This will not stand! I'll take you on, you air-balling bozos. TATE: You, old man? Sweet Clyde, laugh derisively at him.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 21:33 (sixteen years ago) link
Bender: "What an awful dream! Ones and zeros everywhere... and I think I saw a two!"
Fry: "Oh, Bender, there's no such thing as two."
― sleeve, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 23:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Things only rhyme below 10-5 angstroms, you dope!
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Friday, 16 September 2011 06:27 (twelve years ago) link
Dammit how do you do subscript with this thing.
Superscript rather.