Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

we need to keep sayin things like this:

http://static.desktopnexus.com/wallpapers/7509-bigthumbnail.jpg

I keep hoping for a post-rehab yoga/health nut phase for LiLo, but we're running out of time here...

i mean, it's like when god gives you a pair of boobs like that i believe it's your moral obligation to take care of them.

― headroom (max) (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, October 19, 2009 5:47 PM

'god'

'moral'

god's surgical skills are well documented.

"those have to be fake" is an even sketchier argument than "she's fat" tbh

yeah what gives, who the hell are you spending yr time with surm

― rad bandit (gbx), Monday, 19 October 2009 22:46 (Yesterday) Permalink

no. i heard girls say this shit about her.

(no, not gay men, rather!)

most implants don't shrink when u lose weight afaik

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2009/10/lindsay_lofug_ii_return_of_the102009.html

Kind of looks like an albino w/jaundice here.

holy shit, that is terrifying

this thread was started with such...hope.

I don't really understand people like LL or Nicole Kidman who dye their hair that pale blonde even though it's completely unflattering.

I wish Lindsay would quit it with the spray tan.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, July 28, 2004 3:37 PM

Remember when this was the most damning thing someone could say about Lindsay Lohan?

POLL: HOW MANY TIMES WILL I CLICK ON THIS THREAD TODAY?

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, July 28, 2004 1:41 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

So far, 8. I'm willing to bet that it will be somewhere around 47 or 48.

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, July 28, 2004 1:41 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

THOUSAND! HI-YO!

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, July 28, 2004 1:41 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

^^ we can do this now

The media is just picking out the "right" (ugly) pics to prove she's *insert whatever bad thing*. I mean, shit, maybe the blonde hair doesn't suit her, but she's still extremely pretty. Still her career is in tatters. I'd love for her to be successful again. It's kinda sad seeing her (career) now. :-(

yeah i mean, i like a lot of her fashion choices. but the weight/hair is clearly a reflection of self-image stupidity

doesn't she know that red hair is dope? she was the chosen one~

Nathalie OTM, especially that fug blog. But still, entertainment.

9 pages, going back to 2005:

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/lindsay_lohan/

It's kinda silly to "care" for her career/her cause she's probably some a self-obsessed cokehead. Still, I wish she'd get it togetehr again. *weeps* ;-)

Two tricks to suddenly look a lot better: distraction and relativity.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/ndyackel/lindsaylohan041.jpg

when will ppl learn that a little innocence goes a long way

it's like she's pressing her face to a mirror that shows what you will look like in thirty ten years' time ;_;

Gross and grosser!

it's like she's pressing her face to a mirror that shows what you will look like in thirty ten years' time ;_;

Ten years might even be generous, they almost look like sisters in that picture.

Yeah she won't live that long

Why do white people do that to their lips? It NEVER looks right.

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/Janice-MuppetsTV.png

Donatella used to be very pretty (imo of course). But then she went all blonde and puffed up lips. :-(

The Picture Mannequin of Dorian Gray Lindsay Lohan

Seeing double?

With their leathery skin, puffed-up puckers and over-bleached locks, Lindsay Lohan and Donatella Versace could have passed for twin sisters at Monday night's Whitney Museum gala on the Upper East Side.

Too bad for Lohan, who, at 23, is 31 years younger than Versace.

The "Mean Girls" diva looks as if the only sleep she's been getting is in a tanning bed. And it seems she's been flexing the plastic -- surgery, that is!

"Her lips could have been plumped with a filler, her chin sticks out slightly more at the tip, which would result from filler or a small implant," said Dr. Robert Schwarcz, a Park Avenue cosmetic surgeon. "Her cheeks are fuller and rounder, either achieved by a filler injected or malar implants."

Among starlets, plumped-up lips are as common as capped teeth, but cheek implants?

"She may have had cheek augmentation," agreed Upper East Side dermatologic surgeon Dr. Ariel Ostad, "which isn't common for a 23-year-old."

http://www.dailypicayune.com/Menu/MainPages/Headlines1/AssetsHeadlines/iggypop-gal-fashionrocks.jpg

Res of thread's not loading cos it's so damn huge and laden with images of Frankie Muniz, so I don't know if this has already been posted...

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/wenn2621819_e__oPt.jpg

I will never understand the appeal of trout pout lips.

I think if you pout, you tend to think it's sexy. Of course for the ones watching the trout pouts, it's hella funny

I think people who get the collagen injectionsa are trying to get that Angelina Jolie look, but people who don't have naturally big lips end up looking odd.

I even find Jolie's lips too look odd.

AJ's lips are odd. I think that the appeal of big lips isn't their appearance, but their feel. I dunno - I don't go for them myself.

http://static.open.salon.com/files/mick-jagger1244593651.jpg

He looks like 1/2 chihuahua, 1/2 duck.

i definitely did wonder about Lindsay's cheeks for a while there. all of a sudden she had these ridiculous cheekbones.

the stupidest thing about it is that THIS IS ALL AVOIDABLE

There was nothing wrong with her looks that a cessation of drink, drugs and peroxide wouldn't fix.

honestly, if she got clean tomorrow and spent the next 2 years living healthy and growing her hair back out in its natural color, she'd look good but still probably nothing like she looked before all this. the damage has been done.

Boners permanently killed :-(

chip cumstopf

Chip, how many did you have? :-(

LH-related boners over the years? I estimate about 12. That era is over now, sadly :-(

oh shit

cameron carr rip

??

Chip, how many did you have? :-(

I'll just say that this thread has killed them 4-ever