Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

I don't really understand people like LL or Nicole Kidman who dye their hair that pale blonde even though it's completely unflattering.

I wish Lindsay would quit it with the spray tan.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, July 28, 2004 3:37 PM

Remember when this was the most damning thing someone could say about Lindsay Lohan?

POLL: HOW MANY TIMES WILL I CLICK ON THIS THREAD TODAY?

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, July 28, 2004 1:41 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

So far, 8. I'm willing to bet that it will be somewhere around 47 or 48.

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, July 28, 2004 1:41 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

THOUSAND! HI-YO!

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, July 28, 2004 1:41 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

^^ we can do this now

The media is just picking out the "right" (ugly) pics to prove she's *insert whatever bad thing*. I mean, shit, maybe the blonde hair doesn't suit her, but she's still extremely pretty. Still her career is in tatters. I'd love for her to be successful again. It's kinda sad seeing her (career) now. :-(

yeah i mean, i like a lot of her fashion choices. but the weight/hair is clearly a reflection of self-image stupidity

doesn't she know that red hair is dope? she was the chosen one~

Nathalie OTM, especially that fug blog. But still, entertainment.

9 pages, going back to 2005:

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/lindsay_lohan/

It's kinda silly to "care" for her career/her cause she's probably some a self-obsessed cokehead. Still, I wish she'd get it togetehr again. *weeps* ;-)

Two tricks to suddenly look a lot better: distraction and relativity.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/ndyackel/lindsaylohan041.jpg

when will ppl learn that a little innocence goes a long way

it's like she's pressing her face to a mirror that shows what you will look like in thirty ten years' time ;_;

Gross and grosser!

it's like she's pressing her face to a mirror that shows what you will look like in thirty ten years' time ;_;

Ten years might even be generous, they almost look like sisters in that picture.

Yeah she won't live that long

Why do white people do that to their lips? It NEVER looks right.

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/Janice-MuppetsTV.png

Donatella used to be very pretty (imo of course). But then she went all blonde and puffed up lips. :-(

The Picture Mannequin of Dorian Gray Lindsay Lohan

Seeing double?

With their leathery skin, puffed-up puckers and over-bleached locks, Lindsay Lohan and Donatella Versace could have passed for twin sisters at Monday night's Whitney Museum gala on the Upper East Side.

Too bad for Lohan, who, at 23, is 31 years younger than Versace.

The "Mean Girls" diva looks as if the only sleep she's been getting is in a tanning bed. And it seems she's been flexing the plastic -- surgery, that is!

"Her lips could have been plumped with a filler, her chin sticks out slightly more at the tip, which would result from filler or a small implant," said Dr. Robert Schwarcz, a Park Avenue cosmetic surgeon. "Her cheeks are fuller and rounder, either achieved by a filler injected or malar implants."

Among starlets, plumped-up lips are as common as capped teeth, but cheek implants?

"She may have had cheek augmentation," agreed Upper East Side dermatologic surgeon Dr. Ariel Ostad, "which isn't common for a 23-year-old."

http://www.dailypicayune.com/Menu/MainPages/Headlines1/AssetsHeadlines/iggypop-gal-fashionrocks.jpg

Res of thread's not loading cos it's so damn huge and laden with images of Frankie Muniz, so I don't know if this has already been posted...

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/wenn2621819_e__oPt.jpg

I will never understand the appeal of trout pout lips.

I think if you pout, you tend to think it's sexy. Of course for the ones watching the trout pouts, it's hella funny

I think people who get the collagen injectionsa are trying to get that Angelina Jolie look, but people who don't have naturally big lips end up looking odd.

I even find Jolie's lips too look odd.

AJ's lips are odd. I think that the appeal of big lips isn't their appearance, but their feel. I dunno - I don't go for them myself.

http://static.open.salon.com/files/mick-jagger1244593651.jpg

He looks like 1/2 chihuahua, 1/2 duck.

i definitely did wonder about Lindsay's cheeks for a while there. all of a sudden she had these ridiculous cheekbones.

the stupidest thing about it is that THIS IS ALL AVOIDABLE

There was nothing wrong with her looks that a cessation of drink, drugs and peroxide wouldn't fix.

honestly, if she got clean tomorrow and spent the next 2 years living healthy and growing her hair back out in its natural color, she'd look good but still probably nothing like she looked before all this. the damage has been done.

Boners permanently killed :-(

chip cumstopf

Chip, how many did you have? :-(

LH-related boners over the years? I estimate about 12. That era is over now, sadly :-(

oh shit

cameron carr rip

??

Chip, how many did you have? :-(

I'll just say that this thread has killed them 4-ever

goodbye cruel world

http://sadame.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/01seppuku.jpg

(see u on the other side lindsey)

lol @ ppl being like "why did she get plastic surgery" after 900 posts about how hideous you think she is

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/dc9/kip%20winger.jpg

lookin good

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/11/1107_lindsay_lohan_splash_spl137748_009.jpg

Hmmmm....lol

http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2009/12/07/lindsay-lohan-nude-muse-kate-moss-photo-shoot/

Lindsay Lohan is back on a magazine cover!

The starlet appears on the cover of the January issue of Muse magazine in a racy Kate Moss/Johnny Depp inspired photo shoot, and Fox 411 has exclusive photos.

WARNING - NSFW PHOTOS: Lindsay Lohan's photo shoot for Muse magazine.

The photo feature, titled "Lindsay Lohan Exposed" was shot by photographer Yu Tsai.

“She was playing the role of Kate Moss -- you're at a party and you are with a guy you really love and another girl," Tsai told Fox411.com. But he said the risque "plot" had nothing to do with titillation. "There was never a discussion about pushing the boundaries. She was totally comfortable with the nudity as long as it had artistic integrity. When you see her nipple, it just happened in the moment."

Lohan, 23, did the shoot in one day in mid-November with a male model and one of Madonna’s backup dancers. The trio posed at Lindsay’s favorite hotel, the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles.

Click for more "Lindsay Lohan Exposed" photos at imeanwhat.com.

“The three of them were very sensual and provocative, but Lindsay understands this piece was created not for any sensational value other than art," said Tsai. "She is stunning and radiates in the pictures. Lindsay is incredibly focused. It's raw, it's exposed, this is her at her best. She told me: 'I want to make this iconic.'”

One Lindsay pal tells Fox411 that the shoot is part of her long-range plan to earn back her credibility.

“Lindsay loves the artistic, Hollywood stylized shots. She is willing to work hard to earn respect again so that she can go back to doing music and movies," says the source. "She hopes that this shoot and her role in [the upcoming film] 'Machete' can be the rebuilding blocks of her career.”

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Deep sigh and simultaneous rofl at one annmarie's comment there: "she needs to pull herself together and put some religion in her life"

My favorite of the bunch, the kind of scene that just might happen when you hole up at the Chateau Marmont with a male model and one of Madonna’s backup dancers:

http://i46.tinypic.com/1413a5f.jpg

god she is so

The rumors persist: Lindsay Lohan is broke. They won't go away until she actually gets a decent job and stops blowing money left and right. Further fueling the rumors that she's low on cash is her recent decision to sell off her pricey designer duds online.

LiLo wannabes can now snag her clothes, which are being put up for sale on her family's website, Lohanhouse.com. Up for grabs right now are a pair of Stella McCartney black leather boots and jackets, jeans, hats and handbags. Prices start at a low $25.

A good celebrity would just donate them to Goodwill or the Salvation Army. But not Lindsay.

(Via.)

PS: Stella McCartney makes leather boots? Isn't she a vegematarian like her dad?

They're probably fake leather if they're S McCartney.