― marianna lcl (marianna lcl), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:08 (eighteen years ago) link
-- latebloomer: snakes, snails, and puppydog tails (posercore24...), September 8th, 2005.
nor a necro...
-- when something smacks of something (right.knewi...), September 8th, 2005.
ironically i do have an iq of 32, though!
― latebloomer: snakes, snails, and puppydog tails (latebloomer), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:27 (eighteen years ago) link
http://giganticmag.com/images/ilx/hartman_broccoli.jpg
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:47 (eighteen years ago) link
or that Jan Hooks completely improvised her Alamo tour guide bits?
― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 8 September 2005 23:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 9 September 2005 02:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 September 2005 03:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 9 September 2005 03:04 (eighteen years ago) link
Thats sweet.
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 9 September 2005 03:24 (eighteen years ago) link
Say more.
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 September 2005 04:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 13:19 (eighteen years ago) link
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), September 9th, 2005.
Just seemed like a lot of the skits he's in happen to involve him berating or talking down to women. Maybe one of the writers just kept writing him those parts though, or maybe it's just what they selected.
Anyway, it's not in a "what a misogynistic prick" kind of way so much as a repressed anger kind of way, which, as said above, might be understandable.
― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 9 September 2005 13:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Friday, 9 September 2005 13:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 9 September 2005 14:17 (eighteen years ago) link
Lisa: Ok...
Bill: Well how could she do that to me, Lisa? How could she... french her daddy?
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:19 (eighteen years ago) link
pffft. I fail to see how lines from NewsRadio (an innocuous and forgettable sitcom) are somehow inherently more worthwhile than his work on the Simpsons (the greatest television show of the last 20 years).
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― stevie (stevie), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:47 (eighteen years ago) link
NewsRadio is obviously more indie than the Simpsons. Less played out. Less tainted by this conception of the ultra-geeky fan. Less funny though, too. Quoting it shows that you are a connosseur of fine, less well-known vintage comedy, and better than Simpsons geeks.
― oops (Oops), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:56 (eighteen years ago) link
Very nice. Now is this where I point out the 'crezappy' bit was already quoted near the top of the thread?
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 September 2005 21:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 9 September 2005 21:33 (eighteen years ago) link
I don't think that anyone did this.
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 9 September 2005 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Allyzay knows a little German (allyza...), September 8th, 2005. (later)
I mean, I agree it's wonderful to quote again and again and all. ;-)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 September 2005 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 9 September 2005 21:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― just because youre banned from the crush thread..., Friday, 9 September 2005 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link
Dave quit coffee, Bill quit smoking. To wit:
Dave: Hey I have an idea. I'll give up coffee, if you give up cigarettes. Huh? We'll go through this together.Bill: But you should have to give up something of equal difficulty. Like going to the bathroom.
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 9 September 2005 22:36 (eighteen years ago) link
Anyway, kenan, the best line of that isn't in your quote. The best line of it is the part where Dave admits to drinking 2-3 POTS of coffee per day and Bill is like, "That's just...SICK."
Also the episode where he gives himself a heart attack wearing the Patch "like a belt" around his waist and they revive him with Foghat.
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 23:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 9 September 2005 23:13 (eighteen years ago) link
One of his wives remarked that he "wasn't all there" emotionally, but what comedian/actor/entertainment guy isn't.
I liked his "Max Jerome - Private Eye!" character from the 1-800-COLLECT commercials
― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 9 September 2005 23:42 (eighteen years ago) link
I think you're conflating Bill eating the patch and Jimmy James in the coma.
― The Yellow Kid, Saturday, 10 September 2005 05:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 10 September 2005 05:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 10 September 2005 05:48 (eighteen years ago) link
He didn't EAT it! My God, do I have to LOAN you all the DVDs?
Anyway... yeah... Phil Hartman... great.
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 10 September 2005 06:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 10 September 2005 06:15 (eighteen years ago) link
"Are you challenging my constitutional right to make nude phone calls?"
― carson dial (carson dial), Saturday, 10 September 2005 08:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― aimurchie (aimurchie), Saturday, 10 September 2005 11:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Sunday, 6 November 2005 10:09 (eighteen years ago) link
Johnny O'Connor: Hello, Harry, how's tricks?
Harry: not bad for an old dog! [ both men laugh ] Have a seat. [ Johnny sits ] How's the film going?
Johnny O'Connor: Well, I just shot the last scene. [ re-enacts that last scene for Harry ] There I was in the cockpit, surrounded by zeroes, enemy aircraft carrier in my sight! My machine guns were empty! I had one bullet left! [ screams ] Aaaagggghhhhhhh!!!!
Harry: [ jumps up ] Alright, snap out of it!
Johnny O'Connor: You snap out of it!
Harry: You snap out of it! [ slaps Jonnhy's face ]
Johnny O'Connor: Sorry, Harry. I think I got a little lost in this role.
Harry: Yeah, I guess you did.
Johnny O'Connor: Anyway, I'm sure "Yankee Kamikazee" is going to be a real winner.
Harry: Well, I hope you're right..
Johnny O'Connor: [ reflecting ] Maybe I've made too many of these war movies. Maybe I should take a rest, huh, Harry?
Harry: Well, I'm glad you brought that up, Johnny.. I was thinking you should take a rest, too. A permanent one.
Johnny O'Connor: [ confused ] What do you mean?
Harry: I'm letting you go.
Johnny O'Connor: You mean..?
Harry: Yes. Your contract isn't being renewed.
Johnny O'Connor: But, Harry, I..
Harry: You're finished, Johnny!
Johnny O'Connor: Don't mince words!
Harry: I think you stink!
Johnny O'Connor: Listen, Harry, if you're unhappy with my work, tell me now!
Harry: You're through, do you hear me, through! You'll never work in this town again!
Johnny O'Connor:Don't leave me hanging by a thread! Let me know how I stand!
Harry: I think you're the worst actor I've ever seen, and I get five hundred letters a day telling me the same!
Johnny O'Connor: What's the word on the street?
Harry: [ angry ] Now, you listen to me, Johnny O'Connor: you've been flying in that airplane too long, and it's time you were grounded!
Johnny O'Connor: Nobody shoots down Johnny O'Connor.. You're forgetting something, Harry! I'm a hero! I've made twelve war movies for you, Harry, and they've all made gold! I've knocked more Mitsubishis out of the sky than any man alive!
Harry: Look, Johnny.. Johnny, you're forgetting something: the Japanese are our allies now. The war is over, Johnny. So are you.
Johnny O'Connor: [ persistent ] Is it the booze, Harry? The dames? I'll cut back!
Harry: No, no, Johnny..
Johnny O'Connor: Is it the pills?
Harry: No.
Johnny O'Connor: The sheep?
Johnny O'Connor: The ducks?
Johnny O'Connor: Your wife?
Harry: No, not.. what?!
Johnny O'Connor: What?!
Harry: What?! Oh! Get off!
Johnny O'Connor: [ near tears ] I'm sorry if I let you down, Harry. You've always been like a father to me..
Harry: [ reconsidering ] Oh, Johnny.. Johnny.. Alright. I'm going to give you one more chance..
Johnny O'Connor: [ excited ] Do you mean it, Harry?
Harry: Yes, I'm afraid I do.. Now, listen - I'm doing a new picture: "Reptilla". A lizard gets mutated by an atomic blast, see? It swells up, twenty stories high! And there's a fire-breathing tango all over Tokyo!
Johnny O'Connor: [ thinking ] Yeah.. yeah.. I think I can play a giant reptile..
Harry: Don't be ridiculous! Reptilla will be played by a man in a rubber suit.
Johnny O'Connor: Oh.. I don't want my face covered.
Harry: Of course not. Now, the part I have in mind for you is this one.. [ flips through script ] You're Man #3.
Johnny O'Connor: Man #3.
Harry: You're on an elevated train. You slip off, and get squished by Reptilla's toe. Here, read this line.
Johnny O'Connor: [ looks at the line and recites it dramatically ] Aaaagggghhhhhh!!
Harry: Good! You can start packing, we sail a week from Tuesday.
Johnny O'Connor: Thanks, Harry, you won't regret it! [ walks away from Harry ]
Harry: Hey, don't forget your script!
Johnny O'Connor: [ returns, grabs script ] Yes! Science fiction! The wave of the future!
― gear (gear), Sunday, 6 November 2005 10:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 6 November 2005 15:03 (eighteen years ago) link