Excelsior? I Hardly Knew Her (In Truth, I Knew Her Well) AKA The Funnyhaha Korner

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), January 20th, 2006.

-- Merry Mr Flubbings (...), January 19th, 2006 11:10 PM. (hanle y 3000) (later) (link)

the "sirens of the hot friends" did it

-- That I Could Clamber to the Frozen Moon and Draw the Ladder (freud.junio...), January 20th, 2006 4:53 PM. (Freud Junior) (later)

-- Alba (albab...), January 20th, 2006 5:44 PM. (Alba) (link) (admin) (userip)

I know kangaroos aren't whales.

-- Alba (albab...), January 20th, 2006 5:44 PM. (Alba) (link) (admin) (userip)

I didn't.

-- Rob Bolton (i_like_my_vesp...), January 20th, 2006 5:56 PM. (Rob Bolton) (link) (admin) (userip)

WOW

-- adamrl (adamr...), January 20th, 2006 6:01 PM. (nordicskilla) (link) (admin) (userip)

-- Gordita (gordita@ dumbthread.com) (webmail), January 21st, 2006. (link)

-- jermaine (noblemusi...), March 17th, 2005. (jnoble)

Oh, that's a good one!

-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), March 17th, 2005. (inca)

-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com) (webmail), December 5th, 2005. (link)

-- Haikunym (zinogu...) (webmail), January 21st, 2006 11:36 AM. (Haikunym) (later) (link)

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Jake Plummer Compensates for Lack of Jew-killing Opportunities in Denver by Growing a Beard
-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 21st, 2006. (later)

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He is BECOME THEM.
-- Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (fuckyouandyouremail@gmail.com), January 21st, 2006. (later)

amen

-- Mr. Latham Green (pennysong300...) (webmail), January 22nd, 2006 8:13 AM. (hanle y 3000) (later) (link)

I DEMAND GRAMMATICAL CLARIFICATION, TO MAKE THIS SENTENCE LESS...LIKE THIS SENTENCE.

-- John Justen (johnjuste...) (webmail), January 21st, 2006. (link)

When you finished recording the album Bilingual, had you ever actually spoken to any Portuguese-speaking people?
-- Gatinha (rwillmse...)

Answers

No. Sorry about that.
-- I Am Neil Tennant (ps...)

:-O

-- Dom iNut (do...), January 23rd, 2006.
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"LARRY! I'M LIVING IN THE DANGER ZOOOONE!"

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), January 23rd, 2006.

-- dave q (scrape10...), February 28th, 2003.

Ah, thanks. Of course, this was back in the good old days of the American underground, where an album could be released and you might not hear/see it for 1-2 years. Nowadays Lady Sovereign passes gas and it's up on a thousand blogs in a forthnight...

-- Edward III (ehonaue...), January 23rd, 2006. (later)

YSI?

-- Haikunym (zinogu...), January 23rd, 2006. (later)

-- nabisco (--...), January 23rd, 2006.

-- Aimless (aimles...), January 20th, 2006. (Aimless) (later)

- Straight men like watching femme fake-lesbians get it on, because it involves women exhibiting what's perceived as the same lust for the female body straight men experience. This depends on pretending the lesbian desire is strictly sexual and supercedes emotional connection and vulnerability and such.

- Straight women like watching butch fake-gay men fall in love because it involves men exhibiting the kinds of emotional connections and vulnerabilities straight women crave from them. This depends on pretending the gay desire is curiously non-sexual and transcends the everday body-lust that straight women are the objects of.

-- nabisco (--...), January 23rd, 2006. (nabisco) (later)

Er, what's the punchline?

-- Dan ("It's Drivin' Me Nuts!") Perry (djpe...il.com),">rry@gmail.com), January 23rd, 2006. (Dan Perry) (later)

The joke part is just in the vast inaccurate generalizations there! But insofar as it's sometimes true, it amuses me just on the face of it. Because it's kinda based on pretending gay people are straight. Like straight guys want to imagine hot girls making out with each other because they're kinky (because girls fall in love with guys, see, so if they're making out it's just cause they nasty). And then straight guys want to imagine hot guys having relationships with each other because they're noble and loving (because guys want to fuck chicks, see, so if they love each other it's pure and beautiful). But then of course oops, wait: they're gay!

-- nabisco (--...), January 23rd, 2006. (nabisco) (later)

Sorry, that latter part should obviously be that straight girls want to imagine hot-guy relationships like that.

-- nabisco (--...), January 23rd, 2006. (nabisco) (later)

I was hoping for "We're the aristocrats!"

-- Dan (Oh Well) Perry (djperry@*/+-.com), January 23rd, 2006. (Dan Perry) (later)

And as they walk out of the studio on the final day of the recording sessions, Blackass Soul Dude calls out to her, "Next time you're in Memphis, gimme a ring. You've gotta eat my old lady's soul food!"

Smiling, Whiteass Bitch replies, "NOW who's being demanding?"

"You know," says Soul Dude, looking deeply into Whiteass Bitch's eyes and laughing, "you really are crazy."

Fade to black and we're out.

-- erklie (erklie50...), January 23rd, 2006.

-- Jordan (jordan...), January 24th, 2006 10:59 AM. (Jordan) (later)

Do you have protection?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), January 24th, 2006 11:02 AM. (jaymc) (later)

jesus jaymc go masturbate or something already

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), January 24th, 2006 11:03 AM. (papa la bas) (later)

-- howell huser (chaki.tim...), January 23rd, 2006 7:12 PM.

...

-- adamrl (adamr...), January 23rd, 2006 7:14 PM.

what

-- howell huser (chaki.tim...), January 23rd, 2006 7:23 PM.

-- Joy Benitez (lezbomo...), January 24th, 2006 2:58 PM. (later)

Shit, I clicked on that and I'm at work. ARGH.l

-- edward o (edwardo...), January 24th, 2006 2:59 PM. (edwardo) (later)

It's a just a woman with her rather thick tongue caught in a oddly shaped wall.

-- She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (kat...), January 24th, 2006 3:03 PM. (papa november) (later)

Oh no! I clicked on it again to see if you were right. Haha.

-- edward o (edwardo...), January 24th, 2006 3:07 PM. (edwardo) (later)

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), January 24th, 2006 4:33 PM. (trayce)

this just in: onions "oniony"

-- jim p. irrelevant (electricsoun...), January 24th, 2006 4:35 PM. (electricsound)

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2006 11:23 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

aaaand

also, Hathaway in her red lipstick
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/GFY112005/56605378.jpg

-- don weiner (dandydonweine...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2006 11:19 PM. (don weiner) (later) (link)

is she supposed to look like Ronald McDonald?

-- gabbneb (gabbne...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2006 11:28 PM. (gabbneb) (later) (link)

she's definitely a burger

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2006 11:28 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

< / cockroach >

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2006 11:28 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...) (webmail), January 24th, 2006. (link)

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one for the sticker

-- Theorry Henry (miltonpinsk...) (webmail), January 24th, 2006. (link)

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), January 25th, 2006.

-- phil-two (philtw...), January 25th, 2006.

-- Sororah T Massacre (stevem7...), January 23rd, 2006 10:03 PM. (blueski) (later)

what the fuck

-- the kit! (kittenslikemil...), January 23rd, 2006 10:05 PM. (g-kit) (later)

YA RLY

-- Sororah T Massacre (stevem7...), January 23rd, 2006 10:06 PM. (blueski) (later)

NO WAI

-- the kit! (kittenslikemil...), January 23rd, 2006 10:06 PM. (g-kit) (later)

ok that's enough

-- Sororah T Massacre (stevem7...), January 23rd, 2006 10:07 PM. (blueski) (later)

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...) (webmail), January 25th, 2006 3:27 AM. (GeirHong) (later) (link)

Yeah, that's crucial.

-- Tim Ellison (thefriendlyfriendlybubbl...) (webmail), January 25th, 2006 4:17 AM. (Tim Ellison) (later) (link)

I'm picturing the cover of Geir Hongro's Xmas Gift To You! with the Santa-bearded-and-suited Norseman sporting a "Forward To Stereo!" button.

-- Redd Harvest (louder...) (webmail), January 25th, 2006 4:29 AM. (Ken L) (later) (link)

-- Jerry the Nipper (jerrythenippe...), December 4th, 2003 11:05 AM. (Jerrynipper)

-- Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (dadaismu...), January 25th, 2006 11:13 AM.

dude. it also changes its graphics when it's chinese new year so people don't forget innit!

-- ken c (pykachu10...), January 25th, 2006 11:15 AM

-- TOMBOT (tombo...), January 25th, 2006.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), January 25th, 2006. (later)

Anyway:

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A search engine is an application that lets you find data, people, it is not the fucking Angel Gabriel

-- TOMBOT (jesu...), January 25th, 2006. (later)

-- TOMBOT (jesu...), January 25th, 2006. (later)

AHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ohh mercy.