IMDB's 10 Worst Rated Comedies

Huh, and here I was assuming they were extra fancy to distract from... uh... smaller models.

How naieve.

i was told this by a nice lesbian who worked in a sex toy shop, the kind of lady that gives instructional dildo lectures.

i took her word for it.

I was about to deliver a logistical beatdown but then I realized that you didn't mean that black condoms minimize the shit that actually gets through the condom and onto your dick.

So basically I was closest with my "pegging" crack! Wait that doesn't sound right.

wouldnt they be brown then?

not for nothing but you can still see shit stains on a black tarp

Yeah, in retrospect my theory doesn't make much sense, since the color black is well known to be very slimming. You'd definitely want an extra fancy WHITE condom for that sort of distraction.

Sex toy shop ladies know these things. In mpls, we have the Sm1tt3n K1tt3n.

Sara, maybe they are for the extra-surreptitious?

White condom = white tie. Super fancy.

You'll never see them coming?

(xpost)

Wait, just how morphologically divergent are these guys?

HIGH FIVES

I'm just really happy that I got to use the phrase "morphologically divergent" today.

wait, the high five was for the set-and-spike joke combo, not for the "which penis looks most like a crazy straw" tangent

(I'm just really happy that I got to use the sentence "which penis looks most like a crazy straw" today.)

You'll never see them coming?

http://1000aircraftphotos.com/Contributions/Visschedijk/2582L.jpg

lolz ("morphologically divergent" was my nice biology way of saying "little." FYI!)

http://soccerstuffnmore.com/uploads/images/BK-8%20%20B-6.jpg

FANCY

I'm noticing several things here, and one is that crazy straws are kind of thin.

Maybe the FANCINESS makes up for it, though.

crazy straws w/balls = vas deferens

It's clear that I desperately need to review my anatomy notes.

I'm in touch with my vas deferens.

For god's sake, FB, try to at least wait until you've left work.

figures (xpost)

guys, crazy straw != penis. not at all alike. one might even say there is a VAS DEFERENS between a crazy straw and a penis.

"Da Hip Hop Witch"

Genre: Action / Comedy / Horror

Plot: 5 white kids get lost in the hood looking for da hip hop witch, a year later their footage was found.

Starring

Eminem
Ja Rule
Pras
Vanilla Ice
Mobb Deep

etc etc

Da Hip Hop Witch is quite an achievement in modern film making. Not only was it *not* released by New Concorde, it manages to make every movie I've ever seen that much better. You know how it is. You'll find yourself watching a crappy German movie with a dog taking a crap on a boat while some orchestral score rises in the background, and you'll turn to your friend, chuckle, and say, "Hey, at least it ain't Da Hip Hop Witch!"

Bad paste from imdb. I really hope that someone else has seen this??

ok I thought you were just making shit up but how did it escape me for 7 years that Eminem and Vanilla Ice have starred in a movie together?

omg that sounds insane.

xpost to elmo - hahaha

User Rating: 1.7/10

User Comments:
It Leaps from the TV and Kills Your Soul (more)

YES!!!!!

This thread already rules and no movies have even been watched yet. HIGH HOPES GUYS.

There's a scene where Eminem(I think) rambles on for a good ten minutes about how the witch turned his dick green. It's surreal to tell you the least.

DA HIP HOP WITCH = IN MY NETFLIX CUE AS WE SPEAK.

ALSO:John Justen and Fluffy Bear will watch it.

From a Norwegian page.. Some rental-outlet-shit-thingy.

"Da Hip Hop Witch is a sharp and witty parody[....]And shows some of Hip-Hop's most excellent artists[....]Lot's of "phat" rap and exhilarating scenes with streams of unforgettable one-liners.[....]It also manages to comment on more serious subjects like artistic authenticity and the right(Obviously Eminems right) to a make a unique cultural addition to something something."

They lost me at the end.

DA HIP HOP WITCH = IN MY NETFLIX CUE AS WE SPEAK.

Surely you guys will get nominated for some kind of ILX martyrdom, right?

I think we're well past that at this point.

Yeah, well, I don't think there's such a thing as ILX sainthood, dude.

cf:http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/BLOODDIAMONDS.jpg

Okay, so if there were such a thing...

This thread is AWESOME!!!

According to its trailer, "I Accidentally Domed Your Son" was "the coolest hip-hop comedy of the winter".

Such a modest boast!

What were the other hip-hop comedies of the winter of 2003-2004?