Lets hear some classic Futurama quotes for a change

Farnsworth: I knew I should have shown him Electro Gonhorrhea: The Noisy Killer.

No lols, but the scene where Fry drinks his 100th cup of coffee and saves everyone in slo-mo is exquisite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yax1qk2MD9A&mode=related&search=

Farnsworth, after being pushed into his man-eating anteater pit by Leela: Oh, you've killed me! You've killed me.
Leela: Oh my god what have I done?!
Farnsworth: I just told you! You've killed me!

Oh and:

Hermes: What are you hacking off? Is it my torso? It is! My precious torso!

NIXON'S BACK

Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973 but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only one who's changed is me. I've become bitter, and let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat. And I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place! Muhuhahahaha!

I remember my body. Flabby, pasty skin, riddled with phlebitis - a good republican body. God, I loved it.

Atlanta was a city, landlocked,
Hundreds of miles from the area we now call the Atlantic Ocean,
Yet so desperate the city's desire for tourism,
That they moved offshore, becoming an island,
And an even bigger Delta hub,

[On the screen, helicopters lift the city and land it in the ocean. The scene changes to years later. The island is packed with buildings.]
Until the city over-developed and it started to sink,
Knowing their fate, the quality people ran away,
Ted Turner, Hank Aaron, Jeff Foxworthy, the guy who invented Coca-Cola,
The magician and the other so-called Gods of our legends,
Though Gods they were,
And also Jane Fonda was there.

[A boat with the people on pulls away and the city sinks.]
The others chose to remain behind,
On their porches with their rifles, and one day evolve into mermaids,
And sing and dance and ring in the new.

NIXON'S BACK

Nixon: Who's pushing who around now???

GRUNKA LUNKAS (singing) Grunka Lunka dunkity dingredient,
You should not ask about the secret ingredient.

BENDER: OK, OK, we get the point.

LEELA: I was just curious because of the armed guards.

GRUNKA LUNKAS: (singing) Grunka Lunka dunkity darmed guards--

BENDER: (shouting) Shut the hell up!

wizzle wam wam wozzle!

hahahaha "dunkity dingredient" gets me every time.

Animatronic Jackie Gleason: "One of these days, Alice... Bang! Zoom! Straight to the Moon!"
Fry: "That's not an astronaut, it's a TV comedian! And he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife."

Farnsworth: Hey! Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property!
Waterfall Jr.: You can't own property, man!
Farnsworth: I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie.

One... JILLION dollars!

This man has overgasped!

SILENCE!

Blue Elder: Silence! It is time to put the humans to death!
Fry: But the judge already sentenced us at the trial!
Yellow Elder: Silence! That was just a show for the public. We are the true rulers of this planet, hand carved from meteorites by the Robot Founders, four centuries ago.
Blue Elder: Silence! Come forward Bender. You will have the honour of executing the prisoners.
Green Elder: Silence! I concur!

Haha I love those guys.

Fry: Stand back, or I'll.... breathe fire on you!
Elder: Can they really do that, or did we make that up?
Elder 2:I don't know, maybe it was just in that movie that... hey! They're getting away!

PREACHERBOT
We are gathered here today to deliver
brother Bender from the cold, steel
grip of the Robot Devil unto the cold,
steel bosom of our congregation.


ROBOT #2
Tell it, Preacher!

ROBOT #3
That equals true.

Haha robot jokes always awesome.

"and so I said, supercollider? I hardly knew her"

That equals funny.

My only regret... is that I have... bone-itis!

Let us cavort like the Greeks of old! You know the ones I mean . . .

LEELA: "The Magician?"

Lrrr: We will raise your planet's temperature by one million degrees a day, for five days, unless we see McNeal at 9pm tomorrow -- 8 central!

Bender: Friends! I've come to free you from your complicated lives! ... Free you from the complicated part I mean, not the lives part.

I'm also a fan of the Robot Elders: "show us the killing skills that have made you a media darling", though for some reason it's always "quiet Jimmy" that kills me

"dunkity darmed guards" had me on the floor for hours. My god.

Hahah yeah I love that bit! "shut the hell up!"

ROBO PUPPY RECEIVING PETTING

ROBO PUPPY COMMENCING 3 HOUR YAPPING SESSION

Zap Brannigan (piloting a space-going restaurant): She's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro!

Neutral Planet president: "if I don't survive, tell my wife 'hello' "

God I love this show.

It is totally my #1 favourite.

Im still wating to use that "handles like a bistro" line..... guess Ill never have to pilot a small resteraunt through deep space...

Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!

via Slashdot. lots of attention to detail, like the remote and the pictures on the inside.

Beer Brewing Bender:
http://asciimation.co.nz/bender/

Posted this already but it clearly belongs here. Me on right at new year's:

http://i14.tinypic.com/85zc4l0.jpg

sterling effort

'Well don't look into it, but I'm a respected internal medicine doctor.' - Zoidberg

"Oh. Your. God." -Bender

"Fear not metal lord, we will be with you soon"
"You're with me now! This is the maximum level of being with me!"

FARNSWORTH: This will not stand! I'll take you on, you air-balling bozos.
TATE: You, old man? Sweet Clyde, laugh derisively at him.

Bender: "What an awful dream! Ones and zeros everywhere... and I think I saw a two!"

Fry: "Oh, Bender, there's no such thing as two."

Things only rhyme below 10-5 angstroms, you dope!

Dammit how do you do subscript with this thing.

Superscript rather.

CRAM A BASTARD IN IT YOU CRAP

ahahaha this never gets old

Fry: Fetal stem cells? Aren't those controversial?
Farnsworth: In your time, yes, but nowadays—shut up! Besides, these are adult stem cells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stem cells.

Holy shit I never saw ledge's Bender outfit above, before, how awesome!