I would have EXCELSIORS with all this ILXors (phase 2 for the nu year)

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That super vibrator is completely ruined by the photo of the two fake Blues Brother chumps.

― Abbott (Abbott), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:49 (seventeen years ago) link

fine never mind about my enjoyment of Will Smith's left arm

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Tommy Lee is reaching out a window and petting his pet rocket.

― jimn (jimnaseum), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I think it has a timer and a thermometer on it. HOT! Timed orgasms.

― Abbott (Abbott), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

it's actually a vaginal geiger counter

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm so glad we STOPPED baiting Louis...

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:56 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost. The "did the ground move for thee?" stuff from For Whom the Bell Tolls isn't literal dude.

― jimn (jimnaseum), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:58 (seventeen years ago) link

increasingly outrageous material

― mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link

You remember Blossom's friend Bearded Clam?
-- The Android Cat (djperr...), January 4th, 2007.

― Je4nn3 Fuhfuh (Je4nne Fury), Saturday, 6 January 2007 01:05 (seventeen years ago) link

hi what is going on in this thread

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Saturday, 6 January 2007 01:15 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.pulsetc.com/image/2005/0803/Self-Destruction.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 6 January 2007 01:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m134/johnjusten/serious_cat.jpg

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Saturday, 6 January 2007 01:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Louis, I am 'sorry' to have 'ragged' on you today and help further the creepy, but it was true: those pictures were in no way homoerotic!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Saturday, 6 January 2007 03:25 (seventeen years ago) link

That cat frightens me Johnny Boy.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Saturday, 6 January 2007 03:27 (seventeen years ago) link

re: louis
and in fact regards things she sees on Internet messageboards as 'creepy'.

i don't get where this type of idea comes from. what's weird about finding something on an internet messageboard 'creepy'? internet messageboards are just another means of communication. reactions like this are like stuff you read about the early days of the telephone. HONEY, LISTEN TO THIS, SOMEONE OVER THE TELEPHONE JUST SAID HE WAS GOING TO MURDER OUR CHILDREN! HOW HUMOROUS THIS NEW DEVICE IS!

― critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Saturday, 6 January 2007 04:41 (seventeen years ago) link

See here's how it is: if you're a regular on here, you can tell girls they're cuet, and they go "oh hee hee, thank you!"

If you're not - forget it. You're creepy.

Fin.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 6 January 2007 04:54 (seventeen years ago) link

but I didn't say a girl was cuet. That was fake-Louis, remember? My own following comment about the obsidian eyes was 100% tongue-in-cheek.

oh hell, let mickey have his moment in the spotlight. my work here is done.

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Saturday, 6 January 2007 04:57 (seventeen years ago) link

xxpost
Several people have told me that I should die because I don't like certain video games, or I suggested they be more polite to new folks(granted, I stopped being polite to that person when they refused).

It's common sense that the basic rules of civil discourse(including turnabout) apply.

― Watery G Tornado (The GZeus), Saturday, 6 January 2007 05:00 (seventeen years ago) link

trolls, trolls, you dont have to fight over me

― and what (ooo), Saturday, 6 January 2007 05:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I am seriously fucking beyond sick of this.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 6 January 2007 05:05 (seventeen years ago) link

trolls, trolls, you dont have to fight over me

-- and what (an...), January 5th, 2007. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 6 January 2007 05:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't know where else to ask this but is that "Louis Jagger" and if not is Louis Jagger a real poster and what is he notorious for. I read ILX a lot but I feel like I'm being punked whenever I hear him referenced? I would ask on the main board but I don't want to cause a dust up. Thanks in advance

-- A B C (fictionalrobot...) (webmail), January 5th, 2007 6:52 PM. (sparklecock) (later) (link)

― mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Saturday, 6 January 2007 05:15 (seventeen years ago) link

i didnt know who louis actually was until this thread, so i am thankful that it is cleared up.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Saturday, 6 January 2007 05:17 (seventeen years ago) link

"Sandbox rip" is when kids bury you in the sand and you fart but the air-bubbles never make it to the surface, then a week later, somebody is digging up some tunnels or some shit and discover your hidden fart-cloud treasure room.

-- stoked for the madness (crucial.bonu...) (webmail), January 4th, 2007 12:35 PM. (nickalicious) (later) (link)

― mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Saturday, 6 January 2007 05:25 (seventeen years ago) link

That's kind of true, Trayce, but not because people are "regulars" or "cool kids" per se. As far as commenting on people's photos is concerned, maybe phrase what you're going to say as the kind of compliment you'd give a stranger in public, or a near-stranger -- instead of thinking that just because someone is a frequent and/or colorful poster, that you "know" them and can be familiar in addressing them. It's obv different for people you know in person, or have known online for a while, but reading what everyone writes can easily make you feel like you grok 'em already, when they might not know you at all!

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 6 January 2007 05:26 (seventeen years ago) link

the "treasure room" part is the part that really kills me
xpost

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Saturday, 6 January 2007 05:27 (seventeen years ago) link

oh hell, let mickey have his moment in the spotlight. my work here is done.

what does that mean? no thanks, my moment is done. you go ahead and shine.

― critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Saturday, 6 January 2007 05:31 (seventeen years ago) link

plus no one really says "oh heee thank you!" do they? because that in itself is unforgiveable.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Saturday, 6 January 2007 05:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I agree Lauren I was just fed up with this fooforawh.

Louis just be NORMAL ffs.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 6 January 2007 05:34 (seventeen years ago) link

OK wait I retract that already, that was rude. Argh. This is confusing me - at this rate Ethan is looking like my best friend.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 6 January 2007 05:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Thi thread reminds me of that time I did acid.
Well. more of what I was rambling while my friend shouted, "SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT UP! STOP TALKING SHUT! UP!! SHUTUP...SHUTUP.....SHUT!"
For like 4 hours.

I never did LSD again.

― Watery G Tornado (The GZeus), Saturday, 6 January 2007 06:31 (seventeen years ago) link

For the record, I find it creepy almost 100% of the time when regulars and strangers tell me that btw i am very pretty.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Saturday, 6 January 2007 06:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't mind it when I'm told that I am very pretty.

After all, I hear it all the time. ^___^

― South Adelaide Gangsta (patog27), Saturday, 6 January 2007 06:46 (seventeen years ago) link

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― mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Saturday, 6 January 2007 06:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Would "I'd stalk it" be better, Ally?

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 6 January 2007 06:51 (seventeen years ago) link

let go

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 6 January 2007 12:43 (seventeen years ago) link

It's hard for Louis to appear normal on ILX now because certain people's reactions to him have been very NOT normal from the get go.

I think this 'creepy' thing is exaggerated and abused as a term too often now. All too convenient. Perhaps attempts to flirt or even just attempts at humour/ice-breaking only get judged as creepy when there is not mutual attraction (not limited to sexual attraction....actually I feel pretty creepy right now just typing 'sexual attraction', DAMMIT). OR they are misjudged badly in the first place (easy to misjudge when trying to talk to people you don't really know), suggesting the person is socially inept or, if you will, AN CREEP. But it's interesting if you don't know what the person looks like (maybe more interesting if you do).

Thinking too much about something/someone tends to be judged creepy it seems. And being too readily open about personal matters, I guess.

But if ILXors never want to be told how pretty they are by people they don't necessarily know, why the hell is there a WDYLL thread every freakin month? Perhaps that thread concept is inherently 'creepy' itself? Or at least the way it pans out is. Perhaps not. I keep looking at it anyway, as do many others. It's one thing for someone to compliment you on relatively superficial level ("u r hott") every now and then. I would've thought it only becomes creepy when they KEEP doing it, building it up to a obsessive level - no matter how playful it's intended.

I don't really mind when these threads get derailed because it's otherwise only quotes people found funny, so not that big a deal.

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Saturday, 6 January 2007 13:44 (seventeen years ago) link

try not to worry about it steve, it'll be ok, really it will

― -- (688), Saturday, 6 January 2007 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

it's just so goddam hard sometimes G-child, i don't know...

only 3 options on ILX now:

1) creepy
2) obnoxious
3) boring

i guess you can mix and match for the occasion tho

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Saturday, 6 January 2007 13:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I tend to go with boring, it's the easiest option.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 6 January 2007 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Yep, I'm definitely 3. For what it's worth, Louis has never seemed anything other than 2 or 3, to me. I saw how people treated him when he first came here, and thought that THAT was creepy, but otherwise, nope. And Jessie, if you're really bothered, don't give him things to reply to on threads like these, where it's just not necessary.

― emil.y (emil.y), Saturday, 6 January 2007 14:10 (seventeen years ago) link

There's no escape for me: three all the effing way. :-(

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 6 January 2007 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

g-child!!!!!

― lex pretend (lex pretend), Saturday, 6 January 2007 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

seems like it's Jessie the Monster that keeps associating and interacting w/ You've Got Scourage On Your Breath more than vice-versa

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 6 January 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

(XXXXXXP) Oh don't be disingenuous, there are lots of reasons to post photos other than the overly specific wanting to be told how pretty you are by people you don't necessarily know. Lots of the pics aren't even pretty or sexy in a purposeful, posed way that would benefit their subjects with any dependability -- you never know when you post a casual image whether someone's going to decide it looks GOOD or BAD! (Tho it's different when there are obviously posed or cheesecake-style shots, I'll grant.) So you smile for the camera at some drunken holiday party and stick the photo up because it's part of being known, having an identity -- or what passes for it on the internet.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 6 January 2007 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel u r very pretty

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Saturday, 6 January 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

[a bit sorry for this because I am sick of ethan baiting every single european guy but roffles have no conscience]

tuomas i know he doesnt look like the black people you're used to seeing in tintin but i can assure you dangermouse is a black dude

-- and what (an...), January 6th, 2007. (later)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 6 January 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I like the idea of Ethan burning Tintin books.

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Saturday, 6 January 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I bought my mother a digital camera. She called me, weeping, saying that the camera was giving her headaches, causing blurry vision, etc.
"I can't understand it!"

-- aimurchie (kpcollin...), January 5th, 2007 3:31 AM. (aimurchie) (later)

― === temporary username === (Mark C), Saturday, 6 January 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Evan, stand a little closer and say that again.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 6 January 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

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