Phil (pointing to toilet): "Remember that?"Ian: "No Phil! NOT THE TOILET OF DEATH!!!11!!1"
Copper: "You're soaking wet sir."Ian: "Well I'm just out the bath (WITH ALL MY CLOTHES ON!)."
I liked the coppers surrounding Phil then deciding to take him on one at a time a la every Bruce Lee film ever. Two sore faces later they decide mob-handed might be a better strategy.
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 07:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 08:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 08:08 (nineteen years ago) link
As we never saw the ladies physically disposing of/burying Den's body, one assumes that the door is open for him to crawl back in another 14 years' time.
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 08:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― $V£N! (blueski), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:04 (nineteen years ago) link
What I don't know, yet, is if he came back for two episodes or if we're going to have to go through six weeks of courtroom tedium now.
― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― $V£N! (blueski), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:28 (nineteen years ago) link
Perhaps he could appear in that ghastly-sounding People's Court thing that's just started on daytime ITV.
(nb: Phil did not literally flush Ian down the bog - we were denied that pleasing spectacle)
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:29 (nineteen years ago) link
The Ol' Bill. He's still to be tried after Dirty Den stitched him up in a robbery.
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:33 (nineteen years ago) link
(x-post) You never see Pauline with hair tucked behind her ears any more - is she hiding the join?
― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― $V£N! (blueski), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:46 (nineteen years ago) link
Ed, it's P@m $t Cl3m3ns who is *supposed to be* the muff diva with the newsreader girlfriend (and is a posh old luvvy to boot). Furthermore, she doesn't even live in Marylebone.
― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:52 (nineteen years ago) link
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― Plus-Tech Whiz Kid (Disco) (Barima), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― $V£N! (blueski), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 10:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― Rumpie, Wednesday, 20 April 2005 10:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 11:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 11:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 24 October 2005 18:32 (eighteen years ago) link
Jesus though, Enders is unwatchable these days, and this thread reminds me that it has been that way for at least a year. Why can't I give up watching it, why?
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 24 October 2005 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Monday, 24 October 2005 20:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 24 October 2005 20:47 (eighteen years ago) link
The Don.
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 24 October 2005 21:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Kodanshi, Monday, 24 October 2005 22:13 (eighteen years ago) link
come again?
crap how they started with jonny allen being OMG THE BIGGEST MOST RESPECTABLE CRIME LORD IN THE WORLD OMG, and now he's just going to turn into yet another play thing for the script writers to abuse for the mitchell brothers (who are basically just two bouncers).
― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 09:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 09:23 (eighteen years ago) link
And Peggy "I'm a MITCHELL" Mitchell will hopefully stop spouting that line now her boys are back.
As for "He/She's not worth it" uttered by Billy umpteen times a night - God! Get a new line!
― Rumpie, Tuesday, 25 October 2005 09:25 (eighteen years ago) link
I await with pleasure Phil's unintelligible explanation of how he isn't banged up.
Is Grant the undisclosed 3rd party who is buying The Vic? Will he get back with Sharon? Who will be killed during the Proper Family Christmas?
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 09:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 09:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 12:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 12:29 (eighteen years ago) link
Never mind, you'll be getting some Sonia Jackson/Fowler lezzing-up action soon.
Sonia's new "cultured" best mate, inspired by the fact that Martin's a thicko wingnut who doesn't want to go to Tate Modern or read Animal Farm (and good on him, I say), decides Sonia needs a bit of girlie love.
Oh, steady on, Finbarr Saunders.
Is Grant the undisclosed 3rd party who is buying The Vic?
Nah, that would be Beale the Squeal, apparently.
― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:15 (eighteen years ago) link
Tonight's episode was just Phil'n'Grant by numbers, and rubbish it was too. Still, anything that deflects attention from the lame attempt at an injection of humour that is the Garry'n'Minty show is OK by me.
― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:14 (eighteen years ago) link
it was 1984 actually
― Sonia, Tuesday, 25 October 2005 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― martin fowler (ailsa), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 21:01 (eighteen years ago) link
Madness.
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 06:54 (eighteen years ago) link
and i can't believe that johnny allen is some god-like status crime lord and phil hasn't even heard of him since he was a baby. and the fact that he had to ask Dot (?!) for information on the mitchell brothers, surely he has contacts elsewhere.
― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 07:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 07:55 (eighteen years ago) link
Grant and Phil weren't quite "by numbers" last night. The "I'm too old for this caper, can't we just stand around looking hard?" bit was good, though Grant didn't take long to revert to type afterwards.
xp
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 08:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 10:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 10:05 (eighteen years ago) link
destroy corrie, forever
― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 10:07 (eighteen years ago) link