i just kicked a drunk woman out of my hotel for calling my gay coworker a fag

can u steal a bunch of cookies and mail them to people ; )

not pissed-on preferably

preferably

t-minus 2.5 hours!!

oh man i should pee in a light fixture woooooooooooo

call me "a fixture here" again!!!

i wanna cookie

I am the last man standing from these halcyon days of fag coworkers btw they are all long gone and I'm the last that remembers them. FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS

"M'am, we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. My bartender, myself, and my general manager will not tolerate your hate speech on our puberty. We have not and will not charge you a cent and you're free to take your business elsewhere. I'd rather not call the police, but if you insist on continuing to disturb our guests I will. Please leave."

Whatever you do, do it to the right people, hoos. Don't piss in a light fixture unless you hate all of the maintenance staff with a bright, burning passion.

Enjoy not plodding to that hotel any more!

I don't know if I missed any of this story arc of The Guiding Light, but did your boss take your leaving well? Did she acknowledge that she drove you away with stressful work conditions etc? Or did you offer her a face-saving reason for leaving.

hate speech on our puberty

? ??? ?

ok who just called me

i think it was whiney???

Your sweet dream has finally become a remarkable reality.

hahaha

lmao

Hoos will you weave one last dream while you're there, for me?

How do you feel knowing you will no longer help put ¢¢¢ into the pocket of Paris Hilton?

whoever just called me asked for "a guest named l0u1s jagg3r, spelled L zero U I five. he may have been banned from the hotel."

<3

lol omg

he also either said he was or asked for (i was totally bewildered tbh) "mr. raggett"

i was trying super hard to keep a straight face cause my mans next to me was checking in an old lady lol

lol ilx

hahahahahahahahahahaha

remarkable realities

amazing

Awesome phonecall.

Are you resigning? I thought you were, but maybe I'm wrong?

Yeah I turned in my two weeks notice two weeks ago, today is zero hour.

Are you having a goodbye party? I'm not sure how these things work, never worked in a company/hotel.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Friday night my coworkers threw me a party with a cake that read "FUCK ALL THIS OL BULLSHIT"

Saturday night I came in and my boss had made me a cake and everybody had signed a card and whatnot, it was real nice. Been getting lots of hugs.

congrats hoosy gl on yr further endeavors and remarkable realities imo

when come back bring cookies!

where are u goin

i would like a non pee pee flavored cookies

with any luck i will wind up at [MAJOR CAR INSURANCE COMPANY] or [SMALL COPYWRITING FIRM], both of which offer better hour, pay & benefits than where i am now.

Hoos I have an open position if you wanna move to DC!

And um if you wanna be an administrative assistant.

i would be down except for the move to DC part <3

Awwww c'mon DC loves a hoos!

U can bring your grill

grilling with the HOOS

no not that kind of grill

you shouldn't be messing with Hoos' grill is what I'm sayin'

HOOS=king of grilling

king of the grill starring BIG HOOS aka the steendriver

aka the grillmaster

lol quincie you wanna hire my sister?