- guy cut his own balls off- lady pulled her own eyeball out cuz of alcoholic hallucinosis
― how rad bandit (gbx), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link
I am guessing this one was initially reported as a Bathtub Accident:
http://i34.tinypic.com/2e53znp.jpg
― C-L, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link
~~~~shudder~~~~
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Maybe ball dude was the fetish guy I told you about who cut off his dick.
― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link
RUBBER DUCK.
...you're the one
― how rad bandit (gbx), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link
we are now onto the penis injury section...
― how rad bandit (gbx), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:02 (fourteen years ago) link
lol at u guy who threaded a shoelace up yr penis such that it tied itself into a knot in YOUR BLADDER
― how rad bandit (gbx), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:04 (fourteen years ago) link
YES
― C-L, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:04 (fourteen years ago) link
pic of CHEWED THROUGH restraints
― how rad bandit (gbx), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:05 (fourteen years ago) link
OMG
.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????????????
― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link
didn't want to be restrained anymore, duh
― how rad bandit (gbx), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY THE SHOELACE UP THE PENIS
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link
how else are you going to get a shoelace in yr bladder?
― how rad bandit (gbx), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:09 (fourteen years ago) link
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:09 (fourteen years ago) link
pic of beaded necklace that did same was worse imo
― how rad bandit (gbx), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Was urethral insertion in that paraphilia poll a while back? Because let's be honest even people who are eating poo kind of get grossed out at the thought of someone shoving stuff up their peehole.
― C-L, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link
wait has more than one person done this? Jesus.
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Ball dude was briefly lolled at on ILX (unless there's another one). He did it as a bet.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Sky-News-Archive/Article/200806413297624
― ailsa, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh I'm sure it's another guy. More ball cutters in this world then you might think.
Paraphilia poll still going. There is currently a revised edition on TMI.
― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link
all of these stories were from the local ED, so yeah, more than one ball cutter out there
― how rad bandit (gbx), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Police revealed he has a history of mental problems.
Wld never have guessed
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link
btw am now trying to work out the actual mechanics of shoving a shoelace all the way up a urethra. I am also eating lunch. I love this stuff. I want to go to medical school.
OK, maybe not really. I just want to go for all the good parts.
― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link
"good" parts
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah! This is the good stuff imo.
― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link
To be honest I like learning about most medical stuff I just don't think I'd have the discipline to acutally, you know, go to medical school.
― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link
It is easier to learn stuff in excruciating detail when it is really really interesting, and most of what you have to learn in medical school is really really interesting. (Not all of it, and that stuff...that can get pretty brutal). And once you get to 3rd year then you are learning based on actual patients, and that is by all accounts 100x more interesting.
― C-L, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link
wow i want to be an ER doctor!
― Peepoop Patel (harbl), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link
why am i still reading this thread ;_;
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, i'm back to wanting to be an ER doc (which was the plan when i came in)
― how rad bandit (gbx), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link
I think that would be so interesting. DO IT.
― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link
I had the most badass prof for anat & phys, old retired guy who taught with his wife & who had been an ER doc in Detroit. Every couple weeks he'd give us some body horror slideshows (w/proper slides, fuck a .ppt) of photos from the Detroit ER. Most memorable was photo of a dude w/a giant hydrocele (meaning his nutsack was a big ole water balloon), nuts almost down to his knees.
He'd grown up in Bolivia, so he had great photos from there too (just of regular things, like llamas to illustrate how oxygen works at different elevations, not crazy people who'd stabbed themselves on PCP). He told us that when he went to medical school there, the instructor was doing a lecture on tonsillectomies, and asked if anyone needed their tonsils out. My prof said he did, so in front of the whole class, he had his tonsils out without anaesthesia. *_*
― we are normal and we want our freedom (Abbott), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 05:34 (fourteen years ago) link
@_@
― how rad bandit (gbx), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 05:37 (fourteen years ago) link
He had a hard time saying American-style 'R's, so whenever he had to talk about iron he'd sigh and say, "Irrrr-on, you know, EFF EE."
― we are normal and we want our freedom (Abbott), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 05:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Bottles up the butt is an old, old story: friend's late dad who served in WWII hospitals in London loved telling us how careful a doc had to be removing them because creating a vacuum back there was not the best idea. Actually I think he just liked attention from grossed-out teenaged girls: 'EW EW EW...no, really? How did that come out? EWWWWWW don't! No!'
― fake plastic butts (suzy), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 07:45 (fourteen years ago) link
omg did not consider the vaccuum
― how rad bandit (gbx), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 14:51 (fourteen years ago) link
What does that result in? I mean, why is it a problem? (Yes, I R RETARD.)
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm not a doctor but I think the gist of it is EWWWWW PROLAPSED GUTS or an arse like the Mouth of Cthulhu.
― fake plastic butts (suzy), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 15:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh I can sort of imagine it, but I NEED A CLEAR IMAGE. heh
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 15:02 (fourteen years ago) link
NO! Please do yourself a favor and don't GIS prolapsed rectum. I'm not generally squeamish at all and I think I may vom.
― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 15:03 (fourteen years ago) link
LOL kinda love the idea of gbx getting beyond-the-grave advice from one of the best surgeons ever to walk the halls of his med school.
― fake plastic butts (suzy), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 15:08 (fourteen years ago) link
why would anyone GIS prolapse ~anything???
― how rad bandit (gbx), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link
I was curious!!
― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link
To be honest that isn't even the worst medical and/or health related thing I've GISd.
― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link
anyone GIS prolapse
Uh oh. I read the description and, no thank you, no GIS for me.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link
hey med school kids--doing some research on top medical innovations of the last ten years and what kinds of innovations we can look fwd to for the next 10.any ideas for clinics/institutes/hospitals should i contact for comment on this? i have some obvious names (mayo clinic, etc), anyone not on the radar who might be good?
― max, Monday, 23 November 2009 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link
search "atul gawande"
he's got loads of articles on improving the practice of medicine (think there's a new one in the new yorker right now?)
― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Monday, 23 November 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
u love him!
― horseshoe, Monday, 23 November 2009 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link
also speaking of medical school:
done:- psych- pharm- path
pending:- neuropathophysiology (GOD HELP ME)- ENT (??????????)
― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Monday, 23 November 2009 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link