― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:37 (twenty years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:37 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:37 (twenty years ago) link
― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:37 (twenty years ago) link
"HEY GUYS IM GOING TO GET BURRITOS YOU WANT BURRITOS IM GONNA GET SOME"
― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:37 (twenty years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:38 (twenty years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:38 (twenty years ago) link
― lysdexic uGy, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:38 (twenty years ago) link
(heh, x-post)
― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:38 (twenty years ago) link
― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:39 (twenty years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:39 (twenty years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:40 (twenty years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:40 (twenty years ago) link
― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:40 (twenty years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:41 (twenty years ago) link
Stamina: 5Variety: 2Dismount: 7
Also, you could grab some pompoms and stand in the corner cheering, "gimme an F, gimme a U, gimme a C, gimme a K, yeahhhh, fuck her in the ass! wooooo!"
― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:41 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:41 (twenty years ago) link
Luna, you are a genius.
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:42 (twenty years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:42 (twenty years ago) link
― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:42 (twenty years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:42 (twenty years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:43 (twenty years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:43 (twenty years ago) link
( make her buy a new couch)
― kephm, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:43 (twenty years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:43 (twenty years ago) link
For super double bonus freak out points, when he goes to get out of the way, say "no dude, I meant YOU."
― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:44 (twenty years ago) link
― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:44 (twenty years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:44 (twenty years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:44 (twenty years ago) link
That's because they're men - hel-LO prostate massage!
― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:45 (twenty years ago) link
― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:45 (twenty years ago) link
― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:45 (twenty years ago) link
― kephm, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:45 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:45 (twenty years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:46 (twenty years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:46 (twenty years ago) link
wish me well, I know not what I wander into.
From your living room.
― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago) link
― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago) link
― kephm, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:48 (twenty years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:48 (twenty years ago) link
"WHERE'S THE CHEETOS? WHERE'S THE MOUNTAIN DEW?"
― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:48 (twenty years ago) link
― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:49 (twenty years ago) link
there's a link to it on here someplace.
― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:50 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:50 (twenty years ago) link
Correct, Miza. There are about a dozen or so acknowledged ILX classic threads, and this is one of them.
― moley, Thursday, 6 September 2007 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link
Moley, what are the other dozen?
― Miza Din II, Thursday, 6 September 2007 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link
Mizza: I'd send you here, but sadly, some important content is 404'd.
― gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:03 (seventeen years ago) link
www.ilxor.com/ILX/ ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=17054
The most upfront sexual proposition you have ever made/received to/from someone you've just met
There's others, these are the only two I could find.
― moley, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:17 (seventeen years ago) link
Somewhere there's probably a thread linking to all the classic threads, even.
― moley, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:18 (seventeen years ago) link
Total Deathkvult Armageddon: The Black Metal FAP
Well, I liked it.
― moley, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:21 (seventeen years ago) link
the use of "thusly" in this thread's title never fails to crack me up. And then I open it and roffle (again).
― Roz, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:24 (seventeen years ago) link
How would ILX react if this turned out to be untrue?
-- milo z, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:08 (3 hours ago) Link
i dunno it's kind of like that story about George Washington chopping down the cherry tree or something
― latebloomer, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:08 (seventeen years ago) link
Why didn't Gear just play some music loudly or something so his roommate would know he was home? THIS STORY IS FULL OF HOLES.
― 31g, Friday, 19 October 2007 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link
http://tikkiro.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/blasphemy.jpg
― en i see kay, Friday, 19 October 2007 23:46 (sixteen years ago) link
He looks like he could do with a fisting.
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 19 October 2007 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link
I propose "Boom! I Fucked Your Boyfriend" (xxp)
― The Reverend, Saturday, 20 October 2007 00:16 (sixteen years ago) link
gear is fake
― RJG, Saturday, 20 October 2007 01:54 (sixteen years ago) link
I mean Gear! is fake
― RJG, Saturday, 20 October 2007 01:55 (sixteen years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dd/Burial_at_sea_Feb2004.jpg/800px-Burial_at_sea_Feb2004.jpg
― J4gger Dynamic Pentangle (Just got offed), Monday, 29 September 2008 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00422/snf21DEL_422073a.jpg
― Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Monday, 29 September 2008 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link
This came up on the first page of results when I ran a search for "Charles Burst".
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 9 February 2009 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Time for the yearly bump.
― smashing aspirant (milo z), Thursday, 28 January 2010 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link
check if the roommates are home first
― Dr. Algernod Goon (some dude), Thursday, 28 January 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link
bump for posterity
― dozens, maybe even hundreds, of vagina related screen names (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:44 (thirteen years ago) link
still classic. I'll bet this guy wouldn't care if you were home or not.
― Gukbe, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:46 (thirteen years ago) link
THIS:
she's got her ass in the air while this scrawny indie fop WEARING A TRUCKER HAT AND NOTHING ELSE is attempting to INSERT HIS COCK IN HER ASS.ON MY COUCH
ON MY COUCH
& THIS:
MY LIVING ROOM SMELLS LIKE NOTHING I'VE SMELLED BEFORE
4alltyme.
I miss the pic of the Weezer & Jimmy Eat World cds the trucker hat dude left behind.
― Mucho! Macho! Honcho!: Turn Off The Dark (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:12 (thirteen years ago) link
I am too busy choking on my own roffle to post the "miss you" video for trucker hat guy
― unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:36 (thirteen years ago) link
How would ILX react if this turned out to be untrue?-- milo z, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:08 (3 hours ago) Linki dunno it's kind of like that story about George Washington chopping down the cherry tree or something― latebloomer, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:08 (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― latebloomer, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:08 (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
There's a page on Snopes about this, and Stephen Fry is referencing this purely to take points off Alan Davies on QI next week.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 08:48 (thirteen years ago) link
oh man, this thread. what memories.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 13:43 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSH4aRcMsTE
― buzza, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link
man if ever there was a thread that wa slong overdue for a sequel
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:38 (nine years ago) link
slong overdue
schlong overdue?
― You are swimming in spaghetti. Without a paddle. (snoball), Saturday, 7 February 2015 21:35 (nine years ago) link
boom! thusly
― contenderizer, Saturday, 7 February 2015 21:39 (nine years ago) link
I am delighted to find that Google still only returns one result for "cummy hinder".― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 18:56 (8 years ago) Permalink
and still
― there can be only (onimo), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 12:06 (nine years ago) link
And if she says "I never thought you'd ask!" and smears her cummy hinder all over the kitchen, where will that leave poor Gear!?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 10 October 2015 04:20 (eight years ago) link
btw "cummy hinder" does actually yield a few porn site results now including that phrase.
DJP can copyright the usage of that term and make some coin
― Bublé in the changer, I wish I was dead (Neanderthal), Sunday, 22 December 2019 19:01 (four years ago) link
"It was 20 years (+6 days) ago today ..."
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 19 April 2024 12:36 (five months ago) link
she's befouling my heretofore innocent couch!!!
― Big Bong Theory (stevie), Friday, 19 April 2024 13:32 (five months ago) link
A time of legend.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 19 April 2024 17:27 (five months ago) link
Manowar's finest hour
― ain't nothin but a brie thing, baby (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 April 2024 18:05 (five months ago) link
where were you (when the world stopped turning)
― Daniel_Rf, Friday, 19 April 2024 18:09 (five months ago) link
Pivotal. Epochal.
― ian, Friday, 19 April 2024 20:51 (five months ago) link
Interestingly, I was just minutes ago reading someone's blog, in which he made mention of spotting someone wearing a trucker hat "...as though it were still 2004"
― Hongro Hongro Hippies (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 19 April 2024 21:29 (five months ago) link
"if you want to take it up the ass, take it on your bed."
Take it up the bum, babyIf that's the way you want it babyThen I don't want you on my couch
― ain't nothin but a brie thing, baby (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 April 2024 21:51 (five months ago) link