god that is an awful string there
― house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link
How hard up are they for hosts?
― ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:22 (fourteen years ago) link
man how do they waste the jon bovi sketch last week, they should do it when he's hosting imo
― peed on tree (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh, and Jake Gyllenhaal in there somewhere, too. My general point still stands.
― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:23 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't know why exactly, but that host list makes me really sad. Like seriously sad.
― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link
January Jones, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jake Gyllenhaal, Derek Jeter, Jon Bon Jovi = point is that your first or last name has to start with a J in order to host
― house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link
u r next
― peed on tree (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link
*exchanges knowing glances with Jon Williams*
― house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Hello this is SNL, they won't be afraid to continue beating that "joke" into the ground. Guarantee it will be on that episode.
― & other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:54 (fourteen years ago) link
January Jones, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jake Gyllenhaal, Derek Jeter, Jon Bon Jovi = point is that your first or last name has to start with a J in order to host― house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Monday, November 16, 2009 10:25 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Monday, November 16, 2009 10:25 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
forks?
― um, dude? (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Jake Gyllenhaal
His first time was classic for the "Law & Order Acting School" sketch alone.
I think JG-L should be pretty decent too. Granted, he was only a kid on 3rd Rock, but he could probably be a funny adult too.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah. There's just no part of me that understands Bon Jovi or Jeter, though.
― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link
They are incredibly popular people who are charming and outgoing
― um, dude? (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:01 (fourteen years ago) link
If memory serves, this will be an encore performance for Jeter. I don't remember his first time being funny, though. In fact, I barely remember it at all.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:03 (fourteen years ago) link
xpost
http://www.theodoresworld.net/pics/0508/PalinImage1.jpg
― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, this is Jeter's second go-round.
First SNL host of the new year!:
http://therichlife.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/vsbefore.jpg
― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:06 (fourteen years ago) link
I love all the SNL fanfic in this thread. Would the masturbating Jimmy Stewart sketch be intended as a part of the official SNL universe or is this a multiverse spin-off?
I don't know about the other guys here but I send all my SNL Skit Remixes to Lorne Michaels when the season is over. Like any good remix they are supposed to make him think "what if?"
― Cunga, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:45 (fourteen years ago) link
This show sucks
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:46 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― peed on tree (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 05:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Joseph Gordon-Leavitt is awesome and I bet he'll be a great host.
― dan selzer, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 06:16 (fourteen years ago) link
My inner-frat child wants to see a skit about "Angels in the Outfield."
― Cunga, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 06:42 (fourteen years ago) link
My name begins with J if you spell it wrong.
― tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 08:26 (fourteen years ago) link
2nd snl host of next year:
http://www.definitivejux.net/files/u3/jared.jpg
― When she is finished, Reader, the vagina has won, hands down. (stevie), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 09:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Jeter was decent for an athlete. But really, doing better than the likes of Michael Phelps or Tom Brady is saying much. I kind of wish they were going with A-Rod instead because it would be such a fantastic trainwreck.
― ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link
D'oh, should be "isn't saying much".
― ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 13:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, I surprised anyone is up in arms over January Jones considering that they'll even let athletes host this show.
― Darin, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link
the rock was a radical host as i recall
― max, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, dude. He did it twice! Once as the Rock and once as Dwayne Whatever The Fuck His Real Name Is
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link
sometimes the non-actors can be good if they just go for it and don't mind looking silly. i don't see jeter going this way though.
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/celebrity_photos/derek_jeter_big_screen_cameo_HAUnrIHKNBtbI829udviXL
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link
peyton manning was pretty funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L42C7wphzVY
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link
peyton manning is funny in commercials too
― max, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link
iirc most of the athletes that host tend to bring in huge ratings no matter how bad they are -- wasn't Nancy Kerrigan one of their highest rated episodes ever? i can at least see the rationale for that more than getting the 3rd or 4th most famous person from an award winning but not massively popular cable drama.
― some dude, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link
― Johnny Fever, Monday, November 16, 2009 11:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
derek jeter's taco hole was great
― mizzell, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link
<3 peyton manning's comedy.
― mizzell, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Part of the allure of athletes on the show is watching highly successful people fail, imo.
― windy = white, carl = black (polyphonic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link
― windy = white, carl = black (polyphonic), Tuesday, November 17, 2009 1:51 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
nah, people have low expectations for athletes on snl so then as long as they aren't awful they come across pretty well
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't remember who it was, but there was an athlete on, a baseball player I think, and Chris Kattan is a kid about to go to sleep, and the athlete shows up like a ghost to offer all these aspirational thoughts and it's really touching, then one by one more show up till it's just annoying and creepy and finally Will Ferrel enters. That was a great skit.
― dan selzer, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Here it is. Helen Hunt was the guest but real athletes show up.
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/97/97ibaseball.phtml
― dan selzer, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaha, remember when Wayne Gretzky hosted in 1989 and he did that sketch where he just said everything he thought outloud.
"Bye guys, if you need me, I'll upstairs masturbating"
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
actual lols just from reading the transcript of that baseball sketch
― max, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
That was Joe Montana, not Gretzky.
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/86/86istu.phtml
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Ugh, SNL Transcripts...
"This is my master, Hannibal" instead of "mastiff"
come on fuck a guy
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link
thanks, dan... shit that was 86!
I remember being incredulous that my parents were not stopping me from watching the show at that point
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link
ha i totally remember that one!
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link
it was such a weird thing for Joe Montana to say
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link
think that was maybe why it was funny
― mizzell, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link