― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:09 (eighteen years ago) link
-- J.D. (aubade8...) (webmail), December 5th, 2005. (Justyn Dillingham) (later)
"sweatshops: are they necessary?"
If people really can't see the any difference between what I'm saying and justifying incest, then I guess there's no point at all in having this conservation.
Tuomas: the infant doesn't have language, so it can't think "dad's playing with his boner." But he/she does know something's going on, and saves the information its its little brane. This theory can be taken to ridiculous ends of speculation - $c13n+0l0gy for example - but the core's true: infants are aware, and the things you see shape your opinion. It is not healthy to see your father masturbating at any age, unless you paid cash money for it and are allowed to film it, in which case it's cool.
I don't think there's any clear consensus on development psychology on what the child is aware of (a small infant probably is aware of movement, but how on earth can it attach a concept like "masturbation" - or any concept at all - to it, which would be necessary for it to "remember" dad wanking later on), and especially on whether and how things in our infancy affect us, so you're only presenting one theory here.
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:13 (eighteen years ago) link
That was just in the 90s with Dutroux. He's locked up now.
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― S!gmund Freud (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link
so in brief, it's all cultural conditioning, except for when it isn't.
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Amity Wong (noodle vague), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link
cf. Exploding Testicle Syndrome
― Amity Wong (noodle vague), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:39 (eighteen years ago) link
Because wanker needs the baby there to get hottttt.
― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link
although i reckon one can be cultually conditioned to think otherwise.
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:48 (eighteen years ago) link
with their genitals growing bigger and then stuff squirting out of it.
You know some very special women, Ken.
― Dan (SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!!) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link
"Why are we here?""Where did we come from?""Is it okay to masturbate in front of the baby before we go?""Are those nachos?"
― Dan (And So On) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link
Hey, if you want to be a cultural/moral relativist, there's no good reason not to go all the way.
for sure society could stand to loosen up about sexuality a little, but exposing infants to adult sexuality is surely not the place to start.
you can't have your cake and eat it too.
― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Stop Being Stupid) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:04 (eighteen years ago) link
It doesn't beat the best thread ever (and coincidentally the FIRST on ILX).
― Waffle Cone Sundae, Monday, 5 December 2005 17:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link
xxpost
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― Super Cub (Debito), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pete (Pete), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Super Cub (Debito), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Super Cub (Debito), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:50 (eighteen years ago) link
http://doityourself.com/images/sheffield/childrena0103.jpg
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 5 December 2005 18:26 (eighteen years ago) link
Put it in root beer?
― Dan (Not Good At Riddles) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link
squirters, duh.
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 5 December 2005 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― latebloomer: The Corridor (Yes, The Corridor) (latebloomer), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link
dan is correct, but the original line is wrong; it should be "how do you make a dead baby float?"
carry on.
― Your local source of bad ilx jokes for 2.5 years running (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link